So I got a call from some Indian guy with a THICK accent claiming he was from Microsoft and he said my computer has a virus... This was pretty much our conversation.
Me: Hello, hellooo... Is anyone there? Hello?
Steve: Hello this Steve from Microsoft Services we have discovered your computer is being compromised with viruses from hackers.
Me: Wait whaaaat, did you said your name was... Steve?
Confused Steve: Yes that's right...
Me: Are you sure? You don't sound like one.
Steve: Umm, what do I sound like?
Me: You sound more like umm... Apu!
Apu now very angry: AND YOU SOUND LIKE A MOTHER F****** A** HOLE!!!
Me trying not to lmao: Oh do I now? That's not a very professional thing to say as a Microsoft representative, can I speak to your manager please?
(there is a 30 second intermission, I thought he hung up, but he didn't)
Apu trying to sound different: Sir, are you near your computer?
Me eating breakfast in the kitchen: Yes I am right now.
Apu: Can you... (I have no idea wtf he said due to thick accent at this part)
Me: Umm... Yeah sure, what do I do next?
Apu: (click... He hung up for real this time)
Why did he hang up? I was having so much fun with him :(
Have you guys ever been called by these fake Microsofters from India? I googled that number (478-225-4878) and I am right these guys are a bunch of fraudsters.