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#1 druglord6
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can you give me some witty/funny quotes for mothers dayplz? help appreciated
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#2 MoonSpoon
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"Happy Mother's Day, mommy. Want to have sex?"
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Mother, I came out of your ____.......thats all I got........try google.
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#4 -911-
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"Your Mother was a Hampster!"
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#5 aaaaarrrrggggg
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"Do my laundry woman!" Gets the point across...
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"Happy Mother's Day, mommy. Want to have sex?"MoonSpoon
that one made me laugh
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"Happy Mother's Day, mommy. Want to have sex?"MoonSpoon
il have sex with your mum...but shes probably all wrinkly, with waxy skin, and no teeth. ewww
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#8 Lemon-Demon35
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"Your Mother was a Hampster!"-911-
For fathers day "Your Father smelled of elderberries!"
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#9 360player
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I adopted you an asian kid, now it can be a true mother's day!
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[QUOTE="MoonSpoon"]"Happy Mother's Day, mommy. Want to have sex?"druglord6
il have sex with your mum...but shes probably all wrinkly, with waxy skin, and no teeth. ewww



But you are going to have sex with her?

That's cool!
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#12 druglord6
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[QUOTE="druglord6"][QUOTE="MoonSpoon"]"Happy Mother's Day, mommy. Want to have sex?"MoonSpoon
il have sex with your mum...but shes probably all wrinkly, with waxy skin, and no teeth. ewww



But you are going to have sex with her?

That's cool!

yea i will. Come to england and meet me down an alleyway in north london, when it's dark and deserted and when gangs roam the streets...then the real fun begins....:twisted:
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#13 damann22
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"hey mom" thats it cuz who cares about mothers day anyway. 

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#14 DX_HBK_HHH
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happy fathers day mum
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"moms are like donuts....they are sweet...and they get you fat"