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#1 RTFlakfizer
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Apparently, I don't have the right to post stories here because not having anyone believe you is some kind of Terms of Use violation. :| So, I will tell you guys a REAL fastfood nightmare. I ate a hamburger from Burger King one day. A few hours later, I went to the bathroom because of it, and I was out of air freshner.

There, a story you guys CAN believe. Now please, share your stories. :)

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#2 Mumbles527
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I took a hooker to Arby's the other day, and there was a ferret in her drink! But then it ran away.
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#3 Disturbed_King
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That's enough young man...fast food joke threads are officially dead.
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hair sticking out of my lid
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#6 Hellraiser3899
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I went to In and Out and they gave me a cheese burger with no freaking meat patty in it!
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#7 deactivated-5f9e3c6a83e51
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The worst thing I had happen was just finding some hair on my hamburger. Nothing too nightmarish.

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#8 RTFlakfizer
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You're gonna get my thread locked if you guys don't start posting something truthful soon.
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#9 guitargoddess17
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True story: I ordered a stromboli from a pizza place along with "krazy" fries. Well cooked in the center of that cheesy, bacony, french fried mess was a fly. I almost threw up right there.
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#10 LouieV13
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You're gonna get my thread locked if you guys don't start posting something truthful soon.RTFlakfizer
I belive you but most dont...
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#11 Disturbed_King
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You're gonna get my thread locked if you guys don't start posting something truthful soon.RTFlakfizer

Well, fine, alright. A couple of nights ago, I had a nightmare where I was at Wendy's eating a Baconater. But suddenly, the very moment I took a bite out of it, a wasp with a stinger about 5 inches long came out of the burger and started buzzing around my head, stinging me constantly and stinging me on my eyeballs. Then it later went inside my pants and I a burning sensation on my private area.

:| That is all. Good night.

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Oh, and for those with your mind in the gutter, not that kind of hair.
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#13 RTFlakfizer
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[QUOTE="RTFlakfizer"]You're gonna get my thread locked if you guys don't start posting something truthful soon.Disturbed_King

Well, fine, alright. A couple of nights ago, I had a nightmare where I was at Wendy's eating a Baconater. But suddenly, the very moment I took a bite out of it, a wasp with a stinger about 5 inches long came out of the burger and started buzzing around my head, stinging me constantly and stinging me on my eyeballs. Then it later went inside my pants and I a burning sensation on my private area.

:| That is all. Good night.

Dude, if you don't want to take a thread seriously, you shouldn't post in it.

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#14 RTFlakfizer
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Oh, and for those with your mind in the gutter, not that kind of hair.sonicare

Ewwww.... I didn't even make that connection until you had to give an innuendo disclaimer. :?

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#15 Taegukki
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[QUOTE="Disturbed_King"]

[QUOTE="RTFlakfizer"]You're gonna get my thread locked if you guys don't start posting something truthful soon.RTFlakfizer

Well, fine, alright. A couple of nights ago, I had a nightmare where I was at Wendy's eating a Baconater. But suddenly, the very moment I took a bite out of it, a wasp with a stinger about 5 inches long came out of the burger and started buzzing around my head, stinging me constantly and stinging me on my eyeballs. Then it later went inside my pants and I a burning sensation on my private area.

:| That is all. Good night.

Dude, if you don't want to take a thread seriously, you shouldn't post in it.

Can you blame him Mr. Hypocrisy?

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#16 gomer69
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I went to Wendy's and I ordered a double cheesee burger but they gave me 2 pieces of bread with someones finger in the middle, I m going to court next week to sue them for 450 million dollars.
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#17 RTFlakfizer
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Fine, whatever. I guess I"m the ass of the night then. Mods, please lock this thread.
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#18 DisturbedChild7
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its not fast food, but i walked an hour to a Dunkin' Donuts (the one by my house is closed) and i ordered a sausage egg & cheese sandwhich. i walked half an hour to a park and then when i went to eat it it had no sausage, so i had to walk half an hour back to get it corrected. i went there and the guy is like "wheres your receipt?" and then i realized it was at the park. so i left the sandwhich, gt the receipt, and cam all the way back. then the guy finally gave me one with sausage, but charged me an extra dollar. it was a 3 hour breakfast :cry:

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its not fast food, but i walked an hour to a Dunkin' Donuts (the one by my house is closed) and i ordered a sausage egg & cheese sandwhich. i walked half an hour to a park and then when i went to eat it it had no sausage, so i had to walk half an hour back to get it corrected. i went there and the guy is like "wheres your receipt?" and then i realized it was at the park. so i left the sandwhich, gt the receipt, and cam all the way back. then the guy finally gave me one with sausage, but charged me an extra dollar. it was a 3 hour breakfast :cry:

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lol, that must've sucked XD

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#20 lompocus
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I went to arbies one day and chuck norris roundhouse sued the manager!
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#21 LouieV13
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I went to arbies one day and chuck norris roundhouse sued the manager!lompocus
I thought he was dead...
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[QUOTE="RTFlakfizer"]You're gonna get my thread locked if you guys don't start posting something truthful soon.LouieV13
I belive you but most dont...

You believe a lot of things.
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#23 lompocus
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he actually had a commercial on spike today!
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#24 Shattersword81
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i was at arbys the other day and i saw a guy reach into his pants, pull out some dingleberries and put them into her drink. they started making a scene saying something about a ferret. its a strange world indeed
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#25 RTFlakfizer
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Why the hell is my thread still open? Mods lock my threads when I don't want them to, and now when I ask them to, they're all "Do dee do dee do!" :evil:
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#26 DisturbedChild7
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Why the hell is my thread still open? Mods lock my threads when I don't want them to, and now when I ask them to, they're all "Do dee do dee do!" :evil:RTFlakfizer

cant you delete your own thread?

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#27 LouieV13
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Why the hell is my thread still open? Mods lock my threads when I don't want them to, and now when I ask them to, they're all "Do dee do dee do!" :evil:RTFlakfizer
Thats the mods for ya *shrug*
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#28 RTFlakfizer
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[QUOTE="RTFlakfizer"]Why the hell is my thread still open? Mods lock my threads when I don't want them to, and now when I ask them to, they're all "Do dee do dee do!" :evil:DisturbedChild7

cant you delete your own thread?

Nope. I can only do what if no one's posted in it. Can someone report my thread for me and just say I want it locked? I can't seem to report myself. :?

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#29 guitargoddess17
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[QUOTE="DisturbedChild7"]

[QUOTE="RTFlakfizer"]Why the hell is my thread still open? Mods lock my threads when I don't want them to, and now when I ask them to, they're all "Do dee do dee do!" :evil:RTFlakfizer

cant you delete your own thread?

Nope. I can only do what if no one's posted in it. Can someone report my thread for me and just say I want it locked? I can't seem to report myself. :?

Fine I reported it for you. But just so you know my story was real :P

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#30 DisturbedChild7
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[QUOTE="DisturbedChild7"]

[QUOTE="RTFlakfizer"]Why the hell is my thread still open? Mods lock my threads when I don't want them to, and now when I ask them to, they're all "Do dee do dee do!" :evil:RTFlakfizer

cant you delete your own thread?

Nope. I can only do what if no one's posted in it. Can someone report my thread for me and just say I want it locked? I can't seem to report myself. :?

i reported you for the strong reason of "he wants it locked"

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#31 RTFlakfizer
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Thank you for all who posted factual stories and thank you to all who reported me.
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#32 NakedSnake25
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Well one time I was at Jack in the Box, and I was eating outside.Well the wrapper my burger was in blew away,so I put the burger down on the table(stupid,i know,but I figured it couldn't have been to bad) turns out,the spot I put my burger was on was covered in old crusty bird crap.:cry:
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there was a bug in my shake