Maxim Hot 100: 1) Candice Swanepoel, 2) Scarlett Johansson.

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#1 Edited by Master_Live (18815 posts) -

2014 Maxim Hot 100: Candice Swanepoel

  1. Candice Swanepoel
  2. Scarlett Johansson

  3. Katy Perry
  4. Irina Shayk
  5. Jennifer Lawrence
  6. Zooey Deschanel
  7. Alessandra Ambrosio
  8. Jessica Alba
  9. Mila Kuni
  10. Cara Delevingne

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#2 Edited by johnd13 (9209 posts) -

This made my morning, thank you.

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#3 Posted by deeliman (3728 posts) -

Jennifer Lawrence shouldn't be 5

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#4 Posted by Horgen (116194 posts) -

Rihanna beat Kate Upton?

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#5 Edited by one_plum (6500 posts) -

@deeliman said:

Jennifer Lawrence shouldn't be 5

Higher or lower?

She seems like a nice person, but I assume I'm in the minority to think that she's not drop dead gorgeous.

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#6 Posted by WiiPants (25 posts) -

It's sexist and completely subjective to rank women in that way. They should be ranked in order of breast size instead. Top 5 should be Kate Upton, Katy, Scarlett, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Keeley Hazel.

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#7 Edited by Master_Live (18815 posts) -

@wiipants said:

It's sexist and completely subjective to rank women in that way. They should be ranked in order of breast size instead. Top 5 should be Kate Upton, Katy, Scarlett, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Keeley Hazel.

*looks up Keeley Hazel*

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#8 Edited by uninspiredcup (24723 posts) -

Would put Charlize Theron well above them.

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#9 Edited by Ballroompirate (25829 posts) -

Personally I would rank em

  1. Scarlett Johansson
  2. Jennifer Lawrence
  3. Lena Headey
  4. Cobie Smulders
  5. Kat Dennings
  6. Lauren Cohan
  7. Emma Stone
  8. Katy Perry
  9. Emilia Clarke
  10. Anna Sloan

The rest can fight it out.

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#10 Edited by CWEBB04z (4872 posts) -

sorry, but Kate Beckinsale is number 1 for me. I dont care that she is much older than me.

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#11 Posted by Assassin_87 (2341 posts) -

@CWEBB04z said:

sorry, but Kate Beckinsale is number 1 for me. I dont care that she is much older than me.

This man knows what he's talking about.

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#12 Edited by PrincessGomez92 (4966 posts) -

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Miranda Cosgrove, Jennette McCurdy, Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Lights and my Pretty Little Liars would definitely be my top ones. Oh yeah, and Chloe Moretz.

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@one_plum said:

@deeliman said:

Jennifer Lawrence shouldn't be 5

Higher or lower?

She seems like a nice person, but I assume I'm in the minority to think that she's not drop dead gorgeous.

She's pretty ugly tbh.

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#14 Posted by uninspiredcup (24723 posts) -

@princessgomez92 said:

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, Miranda Cosgrove, Jennette McCurdy, Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Lights and my Pretty Little Liars would definitely be my top ones.

Selena Gomez is about 12.

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#16 Posted by Sword-Demon (7007 posts) -

Summer Glau all the way down at #63 is a crime.

She's better looking than 90% of the people ahead of her.

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#17 Edited by Perfect_Blue (29830 posts) -

@Sword-Demon said:

Summer Glau all the way down at #63 is a crime.

She's better looking than 90% of the people ahead of her.

Probably would be higher up if she didn't have the same expressions in every picture lol.

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#18 Posted by Sword-Demon (7007 posts) -

@Aljosa23 said:

@Sword-Demon said:

Summer Glau all the way down at #63 is a crime.

She's better looking than 90% of the people ahead of her.

Probably would be higher up if she didn't have the same expressions in every picture lol.

To hell with your expressions!

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#19 Edited by TruthTellers (3393 posts) -

I didn't know who the first girl was, no surprise that she's a blonde. Seems like Maxim has a blonde bias.

Also, why are they only Western women? Honestly, there are many women in Asia just as good looking as these floozies.

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#20 Edited by BranKetra (51726 posts) -

@Masculus: Please refrain from making lewd and obscene comments.

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#21 Posted by one_plum (6500 posts) -

@TruthTellers said:

I didn't know who the first girl was, no surprise that she's a blonde. Seems like Maxim has a blonde bias.

Also, why are they only Western women? Honestly, there are many women in Asia just as good looking as these floozies.

Americans are the target audience. And even then, white women (and men for that matter) have been so ubiquitous in media (whether ads or movies) that the west has projected their standards of beauty to many parts of the world.

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#22 Edited by Master_Live (18815 posts) -

Rihanna at #11, yeah no.

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#23 Edited by TruthTellers (3393 posts) -
@one_plum said:

@TruthTellers said:

I didn't know who the first girl was, no surprise that she's a blonde. Seems like Maxim has a blonde bias.

Also, why are they only Western women? Honestly, there are many women in Asia just as good looking as these floozies.

Americans are the target audience. And even then, white women (and men for that matter) have been so ubiquitous in media (whether ads or movies) that the west has projected their standards of beauty to many parts of the world.

So, what you're saying is that the media is racist? Shocking...

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#25 Posted by plageus900 (2314 posts) -
@Master_Live said:

Rihanna at #11, yeah no.

RACIST!

lol

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#26 Edited by Master_Live (18815 posts) -

@plageus900 said:
@Master_Live said:

Rihanna at #11, yeah no.

RACIST!

lol

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#27 Posted by airshocker (31700 posts) -

I dunno, I think ScarJo belongs at number one.

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#28 Posted by one_plum (6500 posts) -

@TruthTellers said:
@one_plum said:

@TruthTellers said:

I didn't know who the first girl was, no surprise that she's a blonde. Seems like Maxim has a blonde bias.

Also, why are they only Western women? Honestly, there are many women in Asia just as good looking as these floozies.

Americans are the target audience. And even then, white women (and men for that matter) have been so ubiquitous in media (whether ads or movies) that the west has projected their standards of beauty to many parts of the world.

So, what you're saying is that the media is racist? Shocking...

It's a reflection of what the west considers attractive. If telling others the type of people you are attracted to is racist, then by your definition, it is.

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#29 Posted by Boddicker (4332 posts) -

Scarlett Johansen is overrated.

She should have been in the top 25, but hardly near first.

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#30 Edited by DrKillByDeath84 (357 posts) -

@horgen said:

Rihanna beat Kate Upton?

Nobody should beat Kate Upton, dem chesticles mmmmmmmmmmmm.

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#31 Edited by Horgen (116194 posts) -

@DrKillByDeath84 said:

@horgen said:

Rihanna beat Kate Upton?

Nobody should beat Kate Upton, dem chesticles mmmmmmmmmmmm.

I know... Well maybe her sister :P

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#32 Posted by deactivated-598fc45371265 (13247 posts) -

These lists are always ridiculous. I live in a small town and even here I see lots of women that are far better looking than Katy Perry or Jennifer Lawrence.

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#33 Edited by 4myAmuzumament (1791 posts) -

Scarlett is my current number 1. Everyone else doesn't matter,

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#34 Edited by indzman (26925 posts) -

@deeliman said:

Jennifer Lawrence shouldn't be 5

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#35 Edited by Shottayouth13- (7013 posts) -

No Nicole Beharie? List is fail.

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#36 Posted by nintendoboy16 (33374 posts) -

Rihanna and Avril are on the list? *shrugs in disgust*

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#37 Posted by jasean79 (2593 posts) -

How did that fish-face Topanga from Boy Meets World and Miley Cyrus make this list? And Rihanna even at #11??

I'd be interested to know what the criteria is, because looks alone would eliminate a lot of these women from the list.

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#38 Posted by always_explicit (3379 posts) -

That chick from Vikings is my number one. Katheryn Winnick. Looks very similar to Scarlett in a lot of ways so I clearly have a type.

Beautiful women.

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#39 Posted by Master_Live (18815 posts) -

Oh, we know why Topanga made the list :P

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#40 Edited by bowchicka07 (1104 posts) -
@uninspiredcup said:

Would put Charlize Theron well above them.

That and lol at Avril Lavigne.

@themajormayor said:

@one_plum said:

@deeliman said:

Jennifer Lawrence shouldn't be 5

Higher or lower?

She seems like a nice person, but I assume I'm in the minority to think that she's not drop dead gorgeous.

She's pretty ugly tbh.

JLaw is smoking hot. Stop holding out on them good drugs.

So where is Megan Fox? I thought she was considered one of Hollywood's hotties. I couldn't find her.

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#41 Edited by jasean79 (2593 posts) -

And why the hell is Emma Watson not on this list???

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#42 Edited by slateman_basic (4142 posts) -

I don't know who Candice is, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed.

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#43 Edited by uninspiredcup (24723 posts) -

Seems as well Grace Park isn't listed. Shes the best, most believable cop in the world.

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#44 Posted by darkmark91 (3027 posts) -

@jasean79 said:

And why the hell is Emma Watson not on this list???

I was thinking the same thing!

She is so gorgeous!

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#45 Posted by LittleMac19 (1638 posts) -

@uninspiredcup said:

Would put Charlize Theron well above them.

She's aging like fine wine, can't believe she's hoovering near 40 she easily looks better than women half her age.