Legalizing G@y Marriage Will Lead to Bestialiaty, Pedophilia, Sex With Androids

At least, according to Protect Marriage Maryland leader Robert Broadus.

Also, Star Trek is real.

This argument was so flabbergastingly stupid that Senator James Brochin completely changed his stance on marriage equality after seeing how gays are so demonized.

sex with androids?

good news for somebody..

inb4 +10 page discussion.

On what basis would gays deny me the right to marry my Jessica Alba android? SolidSnake35

On what basis would gays deny me the right to marry my Jessica Alba android? SolidSnake35

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]On what basis would gays deny me the right to marry my Jessica Alba android? Theokhoth

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]On what basis would gays deny me the right to marry my Jessica Alba android? Theokhoth

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]On what basis would gays deny me the right to marry my Jessica Alba android? surrealnumber5

[QUOTE="Theokhoth"][QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]On what basis would gays deny me the right to marry my Jessica Alba android? surrealnumber5

[QUOTE="surrealnumber5"][QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]On what basis would gays deny me the right to marry my Jessica Alba android? SolidSnake35

[QUOTE="surrealnumber5"][QUOTE="Theokhoth"] You can't make babies with her, therefore it's not natural.Theokhoth

I could voice my conservative views in this thread..but that wouldn't end well.Tetrarch9

Let them marry.

Let them marry.

Kcube

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"]On what basis would gays deny me the right to marry my Jessica Alba android? Theokhoth

i thought we voted all ready and the majority said No to gay marriage its just disrespectful to GOD and its not right imo of course i respect everyone

this is a case of not seeing the forrest for the trees.

the entire concept of the state approving of your union with another person is insane.

if you are gay and you want to marry then do it. you don't need the state or a religious authority to approve it.

i want to marry a person not the state or a priest and to do that all i need to do is make a vow to that person.

i flat out refuse to get a license to marry because the authority comes from me not the state.

i thought we voted all ready and the majority said No to gay marriage its just disrespectful to GOD and its not right imo of course i respect everyone

coltgames

But God doesnt make mistakes.

Stop it, all this talk of sex with androids is making me horny.

i thought we voted all ready and the majority said No to gay marriage its just disrespectful to GOD and its not right imo of course i respect everyone

coltgames

Eloquent argument, backed with plenty of evidence and intelligent commentary... and God in all caps?

In what majority have "we all voted"(I voted in support of gay marriage) to prevent it? Is "we" automatically right?

In what way is gay marriage "disrespectful to GOD"?

And yet you respect everyone... you just find their existence morally wrong? Thats called talking out of both sides of your mouth...

[QUOTE="coltgames"]

i thought we voted all ready and the majority said No to gay marriage its just disrespectful to GOD and its not right imo of course i respect everyone

Kcube

But God doesnt make mistakes.

this is a case of not seeing the forrest for the trees.

the entire concept of the state approving of your union with another person is insane.

if you are gay and you want to marry then do it. you don't need the state or a religious authority to approve it.

i want to marry a person not the state or a priest and to do that all i need to do is make a vow to that person.

i flat out refuse to get a license to marry because the authority comes from me not the state.

Is this a serious article? The thought of someone giving an argument in favor of a position that is so bad it actually convinces someone who agrees with him to disagree with him sounds like something from a comedy show.

On what basis would gays deny me the right to marry my Jessica Alba android? SolidSnake35

i thought we voted all ready and the majority said No to gay marriage its just disrespectful to GOD and its not right imo of course i respect everyone

coltgames

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"][QUOTE="surrealnumber5"] can i marry her too?surrealnumber5

Is this a serious article? The thought of someone giving an argument in favor of a position that is so bad it actually convinces someone who agrees with him to disagree with him sounds like something from a comedy show.

GabuEx

Well...... I see nothing wrong with bestiality, and sex with androids......-Big_Red-

The problem with beastiality is that animals cannot consent... its rape, as far as I am concerned(if you are not being serious, than forget I said anything)

As for androids... who cares... its like having sex with a talking, computing blow up doll...

this is a case of not seeing the forrest for the trees.

the entire concept of the state approving of your union with another person is insane.

if you are gay and you want to marry then do it. you don't need the state or a religious authority to approve it.

i want to marry a person not the state or a priest and to do that all i need to do is make a vow to that person.

i flat out refuse to get a license to marry because the authority comes from me not the state.

[QUOTE="Kcube"]

Let them marry.

coltgames

And you might need this..

Well...... I see nothing wrong with bestiality, and sex with androids......-Big_Red-

i thought we voted all ready and the majority said No to gay marriage its just disrespectful to GOD and its not right imo of course i respect everyone

coltgames

So I can't have sex with my android puppy?

[QUOTE="Riverwolf007"]

this is a case of not seeing the forrest for the trees.

the entire concept of the state approving of your union with another person is insane.

if you are gay and you want to marry then do it. you don't need the state or a religious authority to approve it.

i want to marry a person not the state or a priest and to do that all i need to do is make a vow to that person.

i flat out refuse to get a license to marry because the authority comes from me not the state.

Engrish_Major

this is a case of not seeing the forrest for the trees.

the entire concept of the state approving of your union with another person is insane.

if you are gay and you want to marry then do it. you don't need the state or a religious authority to approve it.

i want to marry a person not the state or a priest and to do that all i need to do is make a vow to that person.

i flat out refuse to get a license to marry because the authority comes from me not the state.

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"]Well...... I see nothing wrong with bestiality, and sex with androids......heysharpshooter

The problem with beastiality is that animals cannot consent... its rape, as far as I am concerned(if you are not being serious, than forget I said anything)

As for androids... who cares... its like having sex with a talking, computing blow up doll...

[QUOTE="YellowOneKinobi"][QUOTE="Engrish_Major"] Except for, of course, when it comes to things such as power of attorney and visitation rights in the hospital.Theokhoth

those can all be done without marrage.

Riverwolf007

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"]Well...... I see nothing wrong with bestiality, and sex with androids......Fuhgeddabouditt