Lamest Anakin Skywalke Quotes from Episodes 1-3?

I've got one: "I slaughtered them... and not just the men, but the women and the children!"

Pretty much any dialogue that was spoken from any of the characters from episode I-III was pretty lame.

Epidode 3: "I hate you!"

I always wished Obiwan would have just force pushed that loser into the lava. :x

"I built C3P0 and hung out with R2-D2 but when I'm older and Darth Vadery I'll apparently forget all that."

-warning, not an actual quote

"From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask."

What's hilarious is that if you type "lame anakin quotes" into google, the first result is one from OT.AnObscureName

"From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask."

RobbieH1234

"From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask."

You, YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!

'Are you an angel?...' - Ep I.

Actually pretty much everything his ever said could be considered lame.

I've got one: "I slaughtered them... and not just the men, but the women and the children!"

GodofBigMacs

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."

"I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."

RobbieH1234

He sounds like such an idiot there :lol:

from my point of view the jedi are evil!lonewolf604

That's what I was going to put down. :P

The scriptwriters might has well have just have him said "hey guys the scriptwriters are SO SMART that they're going to touch on on MORAL RELATIVISM NOW!!!!"

almost all of episode 3's quotes

hell, all his lines are crap

What's hilarious is that if you type "lame anakin quotes" into google, the first result is one from OT.AnObscureName

"You are so... beautiful."

"Thank you I do, young Padawan."

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! I wasn't talking to you! I was talking to Padme! Anyway..."

"Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo; so long ago when there was nothing but our love. No politics, no plotting, no war."

"I can't. There's sand everywhere and I HATE SAND!"

"You're wrong! How could you even SAY that?"

"It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like your breasts. There, everything is soft and smooth."

"You're making fun of me! Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow!"

"You could enter my pod. It's all but finished..."

Epidode 3: "I hate you!"

Renegade_Fury

Lolol. I remember that exactly.