Lame kiddos with cars they think are fast....

The other day I was driving home from work and these two dorks roll up next to me in a Chevy Cobalt with Blacked out everything and also a very noticeable exhaust modification. I have a stock (except for my after market wheels) 2012 Camaro V6 and they wanted to tango, so I obliged! PURE DESTRUCTION! Now normally I wouldn't even both racing against such a pansy car, but they wanted it and oh boy did they get it. Oh and before you V8rs start giving me crap about wasting my V6, I will just be up front and say I know when a car is too much for me to handle and I don't bother. I just wish you stupid kids that put $1000's of $$$$ into your little Cobalts, Civics and Accords would get a grip and understand that you wont beat a Camaro or Mustang in anything. Your little 185 hp motors against 323 hp V6 Camaros and Mustangs are going to do nothing but get embarrassed!! I cant wait until I put on my new Borla or Magnaflow exhaust and my CAI. I might even give one of your lame rice burners a headstart before I bury your AAAAAAaaaasssss!!! Oh and I hope you all know you look real stupid with a PoS 1991 Accord with Black outs, new muffler and wheels! It looks lame and they all sound like remote control airplanes...WAAAAAAAYYYY...WAAAAYYYYYYYY....WAAAAYYYYYYY!!!! Get a job and buy a real car

V8's are disgusting; why anyone would prefer them over anything else is beyond me. I'd sooner drink tequila than deal with a V8.

Riveting tale chap

I wouldn't rev your engine to an SS Colbalt unless you want to be embarrassed. Same goes for a GSR swapped Civic.

2000lbs and 210 Horsepower is no joke.

Good thing I drive a Ninja :D

The only thing faster than me is a bigger Ninja ZX-14, Hayabusa, and a Lamborghinii.

You seem way too angry about this...

Or you could just grow the **** up and not let it bother you

All I got from TC's post is his v6 Camaro is fast in a straight line... wish I could show your v6 up in a golf r32, sadly don't live in the US, wait is that a good thing?

BMW M3 would stomp all over both

seriously....

mhm

were you racing for pink slips?

I don't normally insinuate that people compensate for something when they boast about their cars...

But you're compensating, mate.

This baby is likely to smoke just about anything :P.

This topic reminded me just how much cars suck.

Long live the motorcyclist....touch wood.

I think you're lame I would kill you on my ZX-14.

OMG! I was driving the other day to!

Kids have been this way since the first Fast and the Furious movie, when I was flipping burgers during college all the high school kids used to come in with their car catalogs and catalogs of aftermarket parts and talk about their dream vehicles they wanted to build. They all drove shitty beaters though.

The Tesla Model S P85 Plus beats pretty much every sub 70,000 dollar car. It can even edge out the M5 and hold its own against a 650 HP Mercedes E63 Bi-Turbo AMG.

And the Model S P85 is only 380 HP. How does it do it? Instant torque.

y?

cuz

I hope so for being 90k.

My 239hp, 287 lb ft torque, 4,500lb 4.6l V8 Lincoln Town Car would stomp your silly V6 Camaro in a straight line race.

It happens to me as well since I drive a Corvette. I love it when those guys are getting all worked up in front of the traffic light in the car next to me and when the light turns green I pull up as slowly as possible lol.

I drive a minivan. If someone pissed me off, I just throw my gum on that guy's car. Well, spit it out, anyway.

It also excels in areas that other sports cars don't. Such as being the safest production car ever built. The NHTSA even gave it an overall safety rating of 5.4 out of 5.

And the Model S isn't even built to be a sports car. It's a 4-door luxury sedan that seats seven. The fact that it can beat these other cars that were built to be fast is a true testament to what an amazing marvel of engineering this car is.

Go get 'em, grandpa! lol

My God is the Camaro ugly....

People that buy expensive cars are dumb. It violates my first rule of finance: Never spend a lot of money on a depreciating asset.

Actually I raced a Golf R32 and in a V6 camaro

from a 0 I lost but from a roll on 40 km it couldnt pass me

these V6 Camaros are really slow though

From 40? something was either wrong with the supercharger or it didn't have one or it was a poorly maintained golf.

Also what gen was it? mines a mk5.

lol @ a Camaro with a V6

Cobalts and Civics are ricers, a Camaro with a V6 is a "pansy car".

Umm no!! Nice try though!

Yeah that's why there are so many of them on the road! I know very few people that would plunk down $40,000 plus for a V8 Camaro or Mustang when you can get a 320 hp V6 for about $25-28,000 and mod it with headers, CAI, exhaust for about $3-4K and smoke any other V6 on the road with ease. The extra hp in a SS or GT 5.0 isn't worth the higher payment, higher insurance and higher chance of getting pulled over!

Again I love how the vast majority of you think a 320 horse V6 is "slow" but then that same bunch of you drives around in Ford Focus's, Honda Civic LX's and Toyota Camry's! You do realize that up until about 2007 or 2008 the Mustang GT V8s only had 300 hp right? But those were slow as well right?? Oh and please stop posting pics of cars that you don't or ever will own!

Why not just buy a Nissan 370Z if you want a highly moddable V6? The point of the "muscle car" is to have tons of raw power being bellowed out of a throaty V8. Why even drive a Camaro if all you are going to do with it is turn it into a ricer?

I wish airshocker was there so he can give speeding tickets.

Um, yes, and it also sounds good. A V6 Camaro sounds like a Honda.

This thread isn't even about car sounds, so before it gets hi-jacked let me restate. All of you 16-20 year old dorks that think you can run with a V6 Camaro or Mustang with your Blacked out Cobalts, Camry's, Accord's, Civics or Fusions should take a step back!!!

I love when you guys pull up with your radios bumping, all of your windows tinted all dark and that ricey Magnaflow tacked on your 2002 Accord and your girl is in the passenger seat. The light goes Green and I embarrass your ass!!! Yeah, you might be with me in 1st but then I hit 2nd and 3rd and the separation is 100 feet in a blink of an eye! Meanwhile I can still here your Briggs and Stratton 4 banger in the background...waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy, waaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy,waaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!! I will trash any ricer with my stock 6 Camaro. A 4 banger is still a 4 banger no matter what exhaust or CAI you glue to it! You cant make a 4 banger Civic with all of its mighty 145 hp into a 300 hp beast! Heck, I wasted a Civic Si in a straight line run!!

People are assholes. Newsflash.

Lol, this thread can't be cereal? Oh well I'll take a 4 cylinder with turbo, cheap hp.

I bet my Freightliner Business Class M2 with Cummins ISB6.7 (325 hp and 750 ft-lb) could rip past your sissymobile on the highway.

Oh yeah, and with enough money and time, you can make almost any engine put out 1000 hp. Nissan GTR's being one of the easiest.

You're right, it's about the fact that my Town Car is faster. It's completely stock too, I'm not a ricer. Quite sad that a huge, boaty Lincoln beats a wannabe muscle car.

This.

The point is that all of you that take Civics, Accords, Camry's, Cobalt's, Fusions and whatnot and Black them out, put Magnaflows on them and buy new wheels are all a bunch of epic FAILS!! You cars aren't fast! Mine is!! PERIOD! I don't claim to be able to beat a V8. I do know however claim that it is plenty fast for what I need and can take any ricer POS!!