"If he's 4 years old, he should be home studying for his kindergarten entrance exams.
Do you know about that shit? Oh, they have them now. Yeah. Yeah. There are places that have kindergarten entrance exams.
The poor little f**k. The poor little f**k, he can barely locate his d**k, you know, and already he's being pressured to succeed.
Pressured to succeed for the sake of the parents. Isn't this really just a sophisticated form of child abuse?
And speaking of that, speaking of child abuse. Speaking of child abuse, next stop grade school.
Grade school where he won't be allowed to play tag because it encourages victimization.
And he won't be allowed to play dodge ball because it's exclusionary, and it promotes aggression.
Standing around is still OK.
Standing around is still permitted, but it won't be for long because sooner or later some kid is going to be standing around, and his foot will fall asleep, and his parents will sue the school, and it'll be goodbye f**king standing around."
George Carlin, "It's Bad for Ya!"
Our politically-correct society pretty much screws up and over-complicates everything. We start handing out these wildly harsh punishments and warnings for things that aren't even crimes. You have to think at some point, the people making these judgment calls would stop, use their goddamn brains, and say, "Hey, you know, maybe there is absolutely nothing wrong with what's going on here?"
It's too bad we can't let people just live and grow up normal.
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