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#1 lazzordude
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Detroit, MI. (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a
County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation
requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The
boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than
his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of
the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way
of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy
to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child
welfare officials
, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
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#2 0bscurity
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Nah, sport jokes suck.
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#3 bobstos
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I lol'd.
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#4 taj7575
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sorry brah, but the chiefs arent the gem of the leauge either.

pretty funny joke tho.

Its a little messed up though......

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#5 DarkPrinceXC
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Detroit, MI. (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a
County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation
requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The
boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than
his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of
the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way
of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy
to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child
welfare officials
, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.lazzordude
Haha, I laughed. Good one!
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#6 FUBAR24
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i lol'd hard
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#7 CleanPlayer
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That was funny, lol. It's so true though Lions suck.
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#8 htekemerald
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10/10

I dont even know what team that is or what sport they play but sill its funny

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#9 Gamer4Iife
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Oh wow. I totally didn't expect that. :lol:

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#10 Mudcake_Mad
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I thought this was real and i was lmao until it came to the Detroit Lions part.
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#11 xTheExploited
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Haha nice. Okay I have one but it will only be understood by people who watch the Premier League. Osama bin Laden has come out with a new video recently and to let everyone know he that it was a new video he said at the end that he watched the Everton match last saturday and they were ****. The authorities however are not taking into account if the video was made recently as they have stated that it could have been made any time in the last 10 years. :lol: Liverpool for championship this year!!
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#12 MetroidPrimePwn
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:lol:

I've heard that one like twice before, but I still LOL every time.

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#13 soldier-dark
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Go ahead, laugh. You people don't have to deal with the worst football team ever. I live in Michigan dammit, right near Detroit too.
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#14 Omega_Zero69
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the team wont beat him but maybe tackle or dogpile him...
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#15 AtomicBaconBits
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That came out of nowhere... :lol: Nice.
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#16 FUBAR24
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the team wont beat him but maybe tackle or dogpile him...leonard88
you didnt get the joke did you >_>
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#17 AtomicBaconBits
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[QUOTE="leonard88"]the team wont beat him but maybe tackle or dogpile him...FUBAR24
you didnt get the joke did you >_>

He just ruined the joke for me...:x
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#18 Bloodbath_87
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I was laughing even before the ending. :lol:
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#19 Lord__Darkstorn
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What a twisted family :?
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#20 XturnalS
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I lol'd
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#21 DarkPrinceXC
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Go ahead, laugh. You people don't have to deal with the worst football team ever. I live in Michigan dammit, right near Detroit too.soldier-dark
I hate your state and every team associated with it. :)
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#22 hot_juicy_steak
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hahahaahah nice one
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#23 boshlonavish
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Oh I see what you did there.
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#24 StaindShadow
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:lol: That was great.
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#25 thelastguy
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Awesome :lol:
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#26 teh_destroyer
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at first i was like :o then i was like :| then i :lol:
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#27 Gretzky_99rockz
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LOL, good stuff
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#28 DJ-Lafleur
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That was pretty good! :lol:
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#29 CommanderShiro
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Oh wow:lol:
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#30 WALMART_C0P
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Detroit, MI. (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a
County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation
requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The
boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than
his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of
the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way
of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy
to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child
welfare officials
, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.lazzordude

lol what

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#31 4StringSamurai
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Wow that joke is soo old I heard it when i was like 10 but instead it ended with the bears.

Still a great joke though.

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#32 achilles614
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Ok that joke made me smile, tonight has been pretty ****y thanks for the laugh tc :)
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#33 kemar7856
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this is a joke right?
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#35 Meeeko
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I don't know anything about sports but I thought that was hilarious.
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#37 CommanderShiro
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I don't know anything about sports but I thought that was hilarious.Meeeko
Just to clue in to those that don't know, the Detroit Lions have lost every game this year so far.
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#38 OmegaCookie7
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Took my a second because I was genuinely feeling sorry for the boy that I completely overlooked the joke, and was just thinking... "What?"
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#39 Helbrec
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I ROFLED
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#40 AndYOU
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LOL, that was priceless:D
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#41 SavageM2
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Pretty funny. I got a chuckle out of it. I didn't expect that at all. :P
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#42 cfamgcn
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I didn't get the joke at first... and then I read some of the posts and ":lol:" came to my mind immediately. ~de arimasu :P
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#43 EVOLV3
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Haha good one, I wasnt expecting that.
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#44 lazzordude
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im glad you guys liked it
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#45 Xeros606
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i usually hear this joke about the az cardinals. but its not a funny joke tbh...

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#46 UssjTrunks
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:lol: Awesome.
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#47 bededog
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*Claps* Bravo good sir, bravo. :lol:
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#48 Lotus-Edge
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That was the longest sports joke I've ever read. Not too bad though.
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#49 efrucht
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That's a good one
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#50 mrbojangles25
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I lol'd for real, my roommate is asking me right now what I was laughing at lol.