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#1 Honenheim
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so today i missed out work........what is a good excuse to give out to your boss other than the usual sick day cough-cough
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Tell him you've got a vaginal yeast infection. :P
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"My hamster died".

If he gets mad at you, then he have no heart. I mean, who doesn't like hamsters?

*Cranks shotgun and waits for someone to say he doesn't like hamsters*

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#4 fishdalf
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What type of job do you have and how did they allow you to take the day off without prior notice?
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Transportation problems.
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"my head asploded, it's better now though"
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"I was too busy doing your wife"
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Overwhelming fit of depression at the thought of going into work.
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#9 Honenheim
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Overwhelming fit of depression at the thought of going into work.Adam_B

 

i dont wanna tell him truth:(

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#10 fishdalf
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[QUOTE="Adam_B"]Overwhelming fit of depression at the thought of going into work.Honenheim

 

i dont wanna tell him truth:(

Umm yah now answer my question... >_>

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#11 Adam_B
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How about this.. Say you had an important meeting with the boss's boss (like the district manager or whatever), but then suddenly cover your mouth and say "Ooops, he asked me not to mention it to you..." Then walk away. He'll be too concerned about his own job that he'll forget all about you missing a day.
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#12 Honenheim
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[QUOTE="Honenheim"]

[QUOTE="Adam_B"]Overwhelming fit of depression at the thought of going into work.fishdalf

 

i dont wanna tell him truth:(

Umm yah now answer my question... >_>

i work for a telecomunications plant

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#13 fishdalf
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i work for a telecomunications plant Honenheim

Ah so you don't need to give prior notice because there's a large quantity of workers all doing the same job? My advice would be to come up with ane xcuse in which they won't ask follow up questions, something embarrasing.

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#14 heartcork
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[QUOTE="Honenheim"]i work for a telecomunications plant fishdalf

Ah so you don't need to give prior notice because there's a large quantity of workers all doing the same job? My advice would be to come up with ane xcuse in which they won't ask follow up questions, something embarrasing.

Explosive diarrhea. 

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Your neighbor blocked in your car and they aren't home. There's no way you can get your vehicle out.
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#16 Honenheim
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[QUOTE="Honenheim"]i work for a telecomunications plant fishdalf

Ah so you don't need to give prior notice because there's a large quantity of workers all doing the same job? My advice would be to come up with ane xcuse in which they won't ask follow up questions, something embarrasing.

 

unfortunate for little ol' me i do need prior notice but lets say that series of unfortunate events prevented me from doing so ......ummmmm 

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