Jesus never ate bacon.

This is just a simple example of how much Jesus gave up for your behalf.

Discuss.

He missed out.

I expected better from you.

well duh, how could someone that never existed eat anything

If he hadn't eaten bacon then he knows nothing of the joys of life. Why should anyone take advice from him?

He missed out.

sonicare

Baby Chewbacca Approves.

This is just a simple example of how much Jesus gave up for your behalf.

Discuss.

mindstorm

"It is not what enters into the mouth that defiles the man, but what proceeds out of the mouth, this defiles the man."
Then the disciples came and said to Him, "Do You know that the Pharisees were offended when they heard this statement?"But He answered and said, "Every plant which My heavenly Father did not plant shall be uprooted."Let them alone; they are blind guides of the blind. And if a blind man guides a blind man, both will fall into a pit."

[Matthew 15: 10-12]

Like this Jesus fellow, Hitler also did not eat bacon. It is a well known fact that evil people don't eat bacon, so Hitler and Jesus not eating it does not surprise me one bit.

:lol: +1

He never ate calamari or lobster either I'm guessing.

Heh well he certainly didn't. But he seems to have had an affinity for fresh kosher fish.

Why?

He died for our bacon

Like this Jesus fellow, Hitler also did not eat bacon. It is a well known fact that evil people don't eat bacon, so Hitler and Jesus not eating it does not surprise me one bit.

The__Kraken

Why?

sune_Gem

he was jewish

They didn't have bacon back in the ole days.

[QUOTE="sune_Gem"]

Why?

SirWander

he was jewish

I had no idea Jews prohibited that. Why would they? It's natural to eat meat from any kind of animal I thought.

Yes, God sent his son to die for the sins he allowed the people he created to commit. Then instead of just forgiving us he let us suffer for thousands and thousands of years.

He sounds like a pvssy.

Of course he didn't, he made cake instead!

Ezekiel 4:12

And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

He's more of a tofu bacon kind of guy.

Jesus was black too I hear. Fightingfan

[QUOTE="Fightingfan"]Jesus was black too I hear. Nengo_Flow

Yes, that's certainly likely. Anyone who has seen certain Sephardic and other Middle Eastern Jews like Karaites knows that they are often times just barely distinguishable from Arabs. Even then there's a slightly ligher skin tone and certain facial features that sometimes stand out, but they aren't usually enough to make a solid distinction absent other non-genetic factors (such as outward religious implements of Jews).

He missed out.

sonicare

yes he did

Poor guy. He gave up so much.

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[QUOTE="sune_Gem"]

Why?

sune_Gem

he was jewish

I had no idea Jews prohibited that. Why would they? It's natural to eat meat from any kind of animal I thought.

its sad how much you guys strayed away from his message, and people making jokes in this thread, know that their will be a time in your life where the serious reality will hit you and you will see how minuscule this world is.

its sad how much you guys strayed away from his message, and people making jokes in this thread, know that their will be a time in your life where the serious reality will hit you and you will see how minuscule this world is.

GrayF0X786

[QUOTE="sune_Gem"]

[QUOTE="SirWander"]

he was jewish

TrainerCeleste

I had no idea Jews prohibited that. Why would they? It's natural to eat meat from any kind of animal I thought.

Pork isn't the only thing. For land animals, if they do not have a split hoof and "chew cud", then they are not considered to be "food". Swine don't qualify. Neither do horses, camels, rabbits, rodents, etc.

For birds, there is a list in the Torah of what is permissible, and so the halacha boils down to deriving the common features of that permissible list. That includes not raising its legs above its wings, not being a predator of large animals or other birds, not being a scavenger of dead bodies, etc.

For sea creatures, any animal from the sea must have fins and real scales.

its sad how much you guys strayed away from his message, and people making jokes in this thread, know that their will be a time in your life where the serious reality will hit you and you will see how minuscule this world is.

GrayF0X786

I mean it is a name after all, OP could be talking his or her Hispanic Friend :O

[QUOTE="GrayF0X786"]

its sad how much you guys strayed away from his message, and people making jokes in this thread, know that their will be a time in your life where the serious reality will hit you and you will see how minuscule this world is.

TrainerCeleste

I mean it is a name after all, OP could be talking his or her Hispanic Friend :O

Most hispanics I know eat bacon, and chorizo, :P

[QUOTE="GrayF0X786"]

its sad how much you guys strayed away from his message, and people making jokes in this thread, know that their will be a time in your life where the serious reality will hit you and you will see how minuscule this world is.

TrainerCeleste

I mean it is a name after all, OP could be talking his or her Hispanic Friend :O

[QUOTE="TrainerCeleste"][QUOTE="sune_Gem"]

I had no idea Jews prohibited that. Why would they? It's natural to eat meat from any kind of animal I thought.

m0zart

Pork isn't the only thing. For land animals, if they do not have a split hoof and "chew cud", then they are not considered to be "food". Swine don't qualify. Neither do horses, camels, rabbits, rodents, etc.

For birds, there is a list in the Torah of what is permissible, and so the halacha boils down to deriving the common features of that permissible list. That includes not raising its legs above its wings, not being a predator of large animals or other birds, not being a scavenger of dead bodies, etc.

For sea creatures, any animal from the sea must have fins and real scales.

[QUOTE="TrainerCeleste"]

[QUOTE="GrayF0X786"]

its sad how much you guys strayed away from his message, and people making jokes in this thread, know that their will be a time in your life where the serious reality will hit you and you will see how minuscule this world is.

GrayF0X786

I mean it is a name after all, OP could be talking his or her Hispanic Friend :O

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[QUOTE="TrainerCeleste"] That's pretty heavy for a thread about Jesus not having bacon

I mean it is a name after all, OP could be talking his or her Hispanic Friend :O

dave123321

[QUOTE="TrainerCeleste"]

[QUOTE="GrayF0X786"]

its sad how much you guys strayed away from his message, and people making jokes in this thread, know that their will be a time in your life where the serious reality will hit you and you will see how minuscule this world is.

m0zart

I mean it is a name after all, OP could be talking his or her Hispanic Friend :O

Most hispanics I know eat bacon, and chorizo, :P

He missed out.

sonicare