Is Santa Clause bad for being fat?

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#1 yabbicoke
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Does Santa being fat make kids wanna gain weight, or think it's okay to be obese, or is it ok? Should he continue eating children's milk and cookies, or should fattie hop on a treadmill?
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#2 CJL13
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He spends his life at the North Pole, he needs that fat to live.

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#3 Fire_Ants
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If he were skinny, he would freeze.
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#4 dgbeard45
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Think of all the elves that have starved and/or frozen to death so he could keep his girth. Will somebody please think of the elves!!!
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#5 Fire_Ants
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Think of all the elves that have starved and/or frozen to death so he could keep his girth. Will somebody please think of the elves!!!dgbeard45

Why? Santa was the only reason their not homeless little buggers on the side of the streets :|

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Does Santa being fat make kids wanna gain weight, or think it's okay to be obese, or is it ok? Should he continue eating children's milk and cookies, or should fattie hop on a treadmill?yabbicoke
hes a big mcdonald eating fat man okay .....can we all go back to our mass effect now
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#7 MetallicaKings
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rule of thumb: its only ok to be fat if you live in the north pole.
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#8 Video_Game_King
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No, he's bad for being a sexist, racist, prejudice, pedophile terrorist who abuses animals, deals drugs, purchases nuclear grade weapons, and crucified Jesus. In summation, he's Satan, and it was oh so obvious.
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#9 nobodyshero87
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flamebait ftw >_>
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#10 killalln00bs
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All those naughty children give him some pounds.
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#11 bellsmye1
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Stop leaving biscuits out for him. Besides, he calls the shots. I hope he isnt reading this for your sake.... he might steal your possessions. Or leave a "parcel" in the middle of the living room....
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#12 Link256
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The answer to all of those questions is "no." I mean, the guy has been fat for hundreds of years, and despite that, growning concern of obesity rates has only been something that has been raised in the last 30 years or so.

Common sense would tell you that ifhe indeed were the cause, in all likely hood, the rates would have gone up lot sooner than they have.

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#13 Film-Guy
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I think he has a problem.
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#14 MarineXXII
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Stop leaving biscuits out for him. Besides, he calls the shots. I hope he isnt reading this for your sake.... he might steal your possessions. Or leave a "parcel" in the middle of the living room....bellsmye1

biscuits? i thought it was cookies and milk.....

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#15 freshgman
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well since he works only one day a year... what would you do for 364 days. vacation and eat
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[QUOTE="dgbeard45"]Think of all the elves that have starved and/or frozen to death so he could keep his girth. Will somebody please think of the elves!!!Fire_Ants

Why? Santa was the only reason their not homeless little buggers on the side of the streets :|

There are streets in the North Pole?

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#17 swimmer33
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He's got to stay warm up at the North Pole.

Plus what would a skinny Santa be?

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#18 ElArab
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[QUOTE="Fire_Ants"]

[QUOTE="dgbeard45"]Think of all the elves that have starved and/or frozen to death so he could keep his girth. Will somebody please think of the elves!!!Foolz3h

Why? Santa was the only reason their not homeless little buggers on the side of the streets :|

There are streets in the North Pole?

No, but there are streets everywhere else (except antarctica) and thanks to Santa, those elves are over there, and not on our 'streets'

No, he's bad for being a sexist, racist, prejudice, pedophile terrorist who abuses animals, deals drugs, purchases nuclear grade weapons, and crucified Jesus. In summation, he's Satan, and it was oh so obvious.Video_Game_King

Please give them a link to your eye-opening thread! This man is way more evil then people think, the truth needs to be revealed to everyone!

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#19 Super-Penguin
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and everyone looks like there really nice when there fat. like you could just go up and give em a big ol hug