I'm screwed and most likely going to die now.....

  • 74 results
  • 1
  • 2

This topic is locked from further discussion.

Avatar image for Shattered-dream
Shattered-dream

729

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 67

User Lists: 0

#1 Shattered-dream
Member since 2012 • 729 Posts

I was in the army office today I wanted to go alone, but my dad made me let him go. We was in there and he told them I was going to join and they said I was going to be in combat!

Avatar image for Shattered-dream
Shattered-dream

729

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 67

User Lists: 0

#3 Shattered-dream
Member since 2012 • 729 Posts

Ain't sh*t wrong with combat, son.  Die or die fighting. 

InEMplease

But I didn't even join! ... He joined for me... And my heart ain't in it! 

Avatar image for nooblet69
nooblet69

5162

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 9

User Lists: 0

#5 nooblet69
Member since 2004 • 5162 Posts

You being serious ? Well, look on the bright side if you are.  If you come out of alive you will hopefully be a much stronger person.

Avatar image for Lance2500
Lance2500

680

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#6 Lance2500
Member since 2009 • 680 Posts

Leak intel, that gets you out of the army.

Avatar image for Shattered-dream
Shattered-dream

729

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 67

User Lists: 0

#7 Shattered-dream
Member since 2012 • 729 Posts

[QUOTE="Shattered-dream"]

[QUOTE="InEMplease"]

Ain't sh*t wrong with combat, son.  Die or die fighting. 

InEMplease

But I didn't even join! ... He joined for me... And my heart ain't in it! 

Read me edit.

I read it I need a way out I'll screw myself out at meps most likely. I'll have the last laugh!

Avatar image for comp_atkins
comp_atkins

37376

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 0

#9 comp_atkins
Member since 2005 • 37376 Posts
if you didn't at least sign anything then nothing is official... daddy can't do that for you.
Avatar image for Shattered-dream
Shattered-dream

729

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 67

User Lists: 0

#10 Shattered-dream
Member since 2012 • 729 Posts

if you didn't at least sign anything then nothing is official... daddy can't do that for you. comp_atkins

It's bad when your 20 and scared of him lol

Avatar image for 4-Legged-Shark
4-Legged-Shark

1031

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#11 4-Legged-Shark
Member since 2010 • 1031 Posts

[QUOTE="comp_atkins"]if you didn't at least sign anything then nothing is official... daddy can't do that for you. Shattered-dream

It's bad when your 20 and scared of him lol

well maybe once you are a battle-hardened badass, he will be scared of you. Then you'll really have the last laugh.
Avatar image for leviathan91
leviathan91

7763

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#12 leviathan91
Member since 2007 • 7763 Posts

I have no idea what you're talking about so please make some sense. Also if it's US army, I call shenanigans. Although I'm not in the military, I know for a fact that no US military recruiter can force any prospect to join. It's all volunteer until the big one happens.

Avatar image for Rattlesnake_8
Rattlesnake_8

18452

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 31

User Lists: 0

#13 Rattlesnake_8
Member since 2004 • 18452 Posts
Hopefully they will teach you grammar.
Avatar image for deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa
deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa

8315

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#15 deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa
Member since 2009 • 8315 Posts

American soldiers hardly ever die in combat in Afghanistan so you don't have to worry about it. I don't see anywhere else a normal trooper can go where there is combat. The Phillipines and Iraq are just filled with special ops and advisors.

Avatar image for TheWalkingGhost
TheWalkingGhost

6092

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 0

#16 TheWalkingGhost
Member since 2012 • 6092 Posts
Can I have your stereo?
Avatar image for GreySeal9
GreySeal9

28247

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 41

User Lists: 0

#17 GreySeal9
Member since 2010 • 28247 Posts

I don't believe you, TC.

Avatar image for Shattered-dream
Shattered-dream

729

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 67

User Lists: 0

#18 Shattered-dream
Member since 2012 • 729 Posts

[QUOTE="Shattered-dream"]

[QUOTE="comp_atkins"]if you didn't at least sign anything then nothing is official... daddy can't do that for you. InEMplease

It's bad when your 20 and scared of him lol

Dude won't kill you though.  Bullets will.

I've encountered a very similar problem.  A friend of mine in high school.  Him and his father practically dedicated their life toward military service.  His son, a fellow classmate of mine, came to me with the problem that he wished to pursue something other than military, and maybe focus on a musicians course for the time being.  He came to me with this specific problem, and this is exactly what I told him: "Your father loves you, and always will.  No matter your decision, make it for yourself, and understand he will always have your back."

Now, I had actually met his father.  So ask yourself, will father always give you his love and support?

Thanks for the advice man, but he will chew me out if I don't call me a coward and all can of junk. maybe even kick me out.

Avatar image for Shattered-dream
Shattered-dream

729

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 67

User Lists: 0

#19 Shattered-dream
Member since 2012 • 729 Posts

American soldiers hardly ever die in combat in Afghanistan so you don't have to worry about it. I don't see anywhere else a normal trooper can go where there is combat. The Phillipines and Iraq are just filled with special ops and advisors.

sherman-tank1

Is that the truth? 

Avatar image for chaoscougar1
chaoscougar1

37603

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 13

User Lists: 0

#21 chaoscougar1
Member since 2005 • 37603 Posts
Wait TC Didn't you say you signed up yourself And you were worried that they weren't going to let you in because you're on Adderall?
Avatar image for Shattered-dream
Shattered-dream

729

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 67

User Lists: 0

#22 Shattered-dream
Member since 2012 • 729 Posts

[QUOTE="Shattered-dream"]

[QUOTE="InEMplease"]

Dude won't kill you though.  Bullets will.

I've encountered a very similar problem.  A friend of mine in high school.  Him and his father practically dedicated their life toward military service.  His son, a fellow classmate of mine, came to me with the problem that he wished to pursue something other than military, and maybe focus on a musicians course for the time being.  He came to me with this specific problem, and this is exactly what I told him: "Your father loves you, and always will.  No matter your decision, make it for yourself, and understand he will always have your back."

Now, I had actually met his father.  So ask yourself, will father always give you his love and support?

InEMplease

Thanks for the advice man, but he will chew me out if I don't call me a coward and all can of junk. maybe even kick me out.

He wants you to be strong.  Show him how strong you are.  Stand up to him.  I'm sure you have family members or friends that will support you if he actually does decide to kick you out.

Actually I don't ....

Avatar image for Wasdie
Wasdie

53593

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 23

User Lists: 0

#25 Wasdie  Moderator
Member since 2003 • 53593 Posts

Ok assuming any of this actually happened... the chances of you seeing combat are extremely low right now. You would have to go through basic, pass all of the tests, be assigned to a unit that would get deployed, and then somehow land in Afghanistan before 2014. Then you would maybe see an ounce of combat that you have a 99% chance of surviving. 

Avatar image for RiKanKiDD
RiKanKiDD

1059

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 8

User Lists: 0

#26 RiKanKiDD
Member since 2007 • 1059 Posts

Good Luck. 

Avatar image for resevl4rlz
resevl4rlz

3848

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#27 resevl4rlz
Member since 2005 • 3848 Posts

i cant tell if trolling or serious

Avatar image for Shattered-dream
Shattered-dream

729

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 67

User Lists: 0

#28 Shattered-dream
Member since 2012 • 729 Posts

Ok assuming any of this actually happened... the chances of you seeing combat are extremely low right now. You would have to go through basic, pass all of the tests, be assigned to a unit that would get deployed, and then somehow land in Afghanistan before 2014. Then you would maybe see an ounce of combat that you have a 99% chance of surviving. 

Wasdie

how would you know that?

Avatar image for one_plum
one_plum

6633

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#29 one_plum
Member since 2009 • 6633 Posts

i cant tell if trolling or serious

resevl4rlz

Sounds like an episode of American Dad.

Avatar image for Sweetbackhair
Sweetbackhair

2948

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 0

#30 Sweetbackhair
Member since 2007 • 2948 Posts
Don't you worry child, see heavens got a prayer for you
Avatar image for deactivated-6127ced9bcba0
deactivated-6127ced9bcba0

31700

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#31 deactivated-6127ced9bcba0
Member since 2006 • 31700 Posts

Now I know you're a troll.

Avatar image for deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa
deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa

8315

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 0

#32 deactivated-5fc147aeeb0aa
Member since 2009 • 8315 Posts

[QUOTE="sherman-tank1"]

American soldiers hardly ever die in combat in Afghanistan so you don't have to worry about it. I don't see anywhere else a normal trooper can go where there is combat. The Phillipines and Iraq are just filled with special ops and advisors.

Shattered-dream

Is that the truth? 

Yes.

Avatar image for Shattered-dream
Shattered-dream

729

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 67

User Lists: 0

#33 Shattered-dream
Member since 2012 • 729 Posts

[QUOTE="Shattered-dream"]

[QUOTE="sherman-tank1"]

American soldiers hardly ever die in combat in Afghanistan so you don't have to worry about it. I don't see anywhere else a normal trooper can go where there is combat. The Phillipines and Iraq are just filled with special ops and advisors.

sherman-tank1

Is that the truth? 

Yes.

Can you prove that?

Avatar image for coolbeans90
coolbeans90

21305

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#34 coolbeans90
Member since 2009 • 21305 Posts

I don't believe you, TC.

GreySeal9

Avatar image for rocinante_
rocinante_

1772

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#35 rocinante_
Member since 2012 • 1772 Posts

god's on your side; you'll be fine

Avatar image for Shattered-dream
Shattered-dream

729

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 67

User Lists: 0

#36 Shattered-dream
Member since 2012 • 729 Posts

god's on your side; you'll be fine

rocinante_

I know man thanks!

Avatar image for akdiuuuryttt
akdiuuuryttt

2854

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#38 akdiuuuryttt
Member since 2005 • 2854 Posts

hahahaha wtf ur dad wants u dead

Avatar image for akdiuuuryttt
akdiuuuryttt

2854

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#39 akdiuuuryttt
Member since 2005 • 2854 Posts

god's on your side; you'll be fine

rocinante_

 

i bet the other side thinks tha ttoo

Avatar image for Jacobistheman
Jacobistheman

3975

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#40 Jacobistheman
Member since 2007 • 3975 Posts

You don't join the military because your dad told them that you were joining. 

Avatar image for the_bi99man
the_bi99man

11465

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 7

User Lists: 0

#41 the_bi99man
Member since 2004 • 11465 Posts

[QUOTE="comp_atkins"]if you didn't at least sign anything then nothing is official... daddy can't do that for you. Shattered-dream

It's bad when your 20 and scared of him lol

Did you sign something? If so, tough sh!t. Should have stuck up for yourself. If not, don't worry. Your dad can't just sign you up for the army. Doesn't work like that.

Avatar image for michael_1234576
michael_1234576

8631

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#42 michael_1234576
Member since 2004 • 8631 Posts
nice knowing you Shattered-dream I'll miss you
Avatar image for C_Glass
C_Glass

259

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#43 C_Glass
Member since 2010 • 259 Posts

Stop being a wuss and do your nation and your dad proud. The only way to do this is by killing desert brown people. It's either you or them... don't you think Abdul's Muhammed Jihad's dad has the same expecations for his son? If you give up now, america losses, and we'll all hate you. 



Avatar image for Stesilaus
Stesilaus

4999

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#44 Stesilaus
Member since 2007 • 4999 Posts

Ok assuming any of this actually happened... the chances of you seeing combat are extremely low right now. You would have to go through basic, pass all of the tests, be assigned to a unit that would get deployed, and then somehow land in Afghanistan before 2014. Then you would maybe see an ounce of combat that you have a 99% chance of surviving.

Wasdie

Hah! He actually thinks that the US will be at peace by next year! :lol:

War with Iran looms on the horizon, and Africom is deploying military personnel throughout Africa, albeit in small numbers for now.

The Empire's dedication to the maintenance of hegemony through force of arms will ensure that it remains in a state of perpetual war, so it's by no means improbable that the current intakes of new recruits will see combat sooner or later.

Neo-imperialism all but demands that the proles put their lives on the line.

:|

Avatar image for Jd1680a
Jd1680a

5960

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 38

User Lists: 0

#46 Jd1680a
Member since 2005 • 5960 Posts

I was in the army office today I wanted to go alone, but my dad made me let him go. We was in there and he told them I was going to join and they said I was going to be in combat!

Shattered-dream
Join the Air Force instead if you dont want to see combat.
Avatar image for LJS9502_basic
LJS9502_basic

173720

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#47 LJS9502_basic
Member since 2003 • 173720 Posts
If your dad has to go on job interviews.....I don't think you're ready for the army....is he going to basic training with you as well?
Avatar image for helwa1988
helwa1988

2157

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#48 helwa1988
Member since 2007 • 2157 Posts

I was in the army office today I wanted to go alone, but my dad made me let him go. We was in there and he told them I was going to join and they said I was going to be in combat!

Shattered-dream
Calm down. If you didn't sign anything then you won't be in the army. Next time stop your dad from handling things in your life.
Avatar image for LJS9502_basic
LJS9502_basic

173720

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#49 LJS9502_basic
Member since 2003 • 173720 Posts
[QUOTE="Shattered-dream"]

I was in the army office today I wanted to go alone, but my dad made me let him go. We was in there and he told them I was going to join and they said I was going to be in combat!

helwa1988
Calm down. If you didn't sign anything then you won't be in the army. Next time stop your dad from handling things in your life.

A recruiter doesn't know where you're going to end up outside of basic. You believe this story?
Avatar image for TheHighWind
TheHighWind

5397

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#50 TheHighWind
Member since 2003 • 5397 Posts

American soldiers hardly ever die in combat in Afghanistan so you don't have to worry about it. I don't see anywhere else a normal trooper can go where there is combat. The Phillipines and Iraq are just filled with special ops and advisors.

sherman-tank1

 

 

I was 18 and a buddy of mine begged me to join the Army with him. He'd come into the gas station where I worked and bugged me everyday. "Join the army with me, we'll go in on the buddy system!!"

 

A year later he was dead, he died in Afghanistan.