Im pretty mad at myself for what i did earlier today....

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#1 MetaKnight50
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Well, here i go:

I was at McDonalds today with my friend (hes fat). So when we go to order, he wanted 2 Big macs. I, on the other hand. i got water, and a snack wrap. I ask him "are you gonna share some of that Big Mac with me?" And he repliys by saying "No, F off" And i was all like "Dude, what your damage? Your acting as if you got your ass kicked by a guy weilding excalibur". He replied by saying " Shut up, nerd" . So then i said 'Im here to help, you wanna tell em whats wrong?" Then thats when he said "Go play with your Pokemon game you little kid". I was really hurt. So then i said "Hey man, you don mezz wit mi pokemanz, u gotz dat?" So i pull out my Ds and started playing it. Then he swung his soda in my face and said "What happened isnt your buisness"

Then....it happened. A drop of Coca Cola landed strait on my Ds. Then fire shone in my eyes as i said "Shut up you Fatass! i was only trying to help your sorry self. You helped me with a bunch of my problems, it think i should be able to do the same!". And i threw one of his Big Macs on the floor. He sarted crying and went home.

then i did my victory pose and said: ".....Pwned"

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#2 death919
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If I was you, the second he started bad mouthing pokemon I would've just beat the living crap out of him, like no mercy, not even stopping when I see that he's not breathing, like seriously it would've been the biggest beating in the history of anything. He would've been hurt, I can guarantee you that.
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#3 SSBFan12
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If you two are friends then why deos he treat you like that.
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#4 Yunvonn
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lol, sounds like another day at McDs!
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#5 Parandrus
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Hmm, you don't sound too mad at yourself.
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#6 ras2009
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Thanks for the Lol's xD
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#7 Communist_Soul
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Well done!

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#8 Baffels18
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Well, here i go:

I was at McDonalds today with my friend (hes fat). So when we go to order, he wanted 2 Big macs. I, on the other hand. i got water, and a snack wrap. I ask him "are you gonna share some of that Big Mac with me?" And he repliys by saying "No, F off" And i was all like "Dude, what your damage? Your acting as if you got your ass kicked by a guy weilding excalibur". He replied by saying " Shut up, nerd" . So then i said 'Im here to help, you wanna tell em whats wrong?" Then thats when he said "Go play with your Pokemon game you little kid". I was really hurt. So then i said "Hey man, you don mezz wit mi pokemanz, u gotz dat?" So i pull out my Ds and started playing it. Then he swung his soda in my face and said "What happened isnt your buisness"

Then....it happened. A drop of Coca Cola landed strait on my Ds. Then fire shone in my eyes as i said "Shut up you Fatass! i was only trying to help your sorry self. You helped me with a bunch of my problems, it think i should be able to do the same!". And i threw one of his Big Macs on the floor. He sarted crying and went home.

then i did my victory pose and said: ".....Pwned"

MetaKnight50

LOL to the max. :lol:

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#9 ReaperV7
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are you sure he was your friend in the first place? i mean...honestly...
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#10 SpidersRMe
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It's a fight. If you feel like making up, you can go back to him. If he feels like making up, he can come back to you. You may have ended a friendship forever, but **** happens.
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#11 gobo212
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I'm not impressed.
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I love your threads :D Always deliver the lulz
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#13 MetaKnight50
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Hmm, you don't sound too mad at yourself.Parandrus
You cant hear my posts, you can only read them........
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#14 Jonesy914
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Nice story, i think we've all learn something about the superiority of pokemon!
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#15 Treflis
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You should've tried to catch him with a Pokeball.
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#16 trubluah
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I think that's why he got two big mac's....one for himself...and to represent you cause the Big Mac version of you doesn't talk back when he's enjoying it... -_-
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#17 _LiquidFlame_
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If you two are friends then why deos he treat you like that.SSBFan12
I agree. Maybe you should find a new friend? :?
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#18 MetaKnight50
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If I was you, the second he started bad mouthing pokemon I would've just beat the living crap out of him, like no mercy, not even stopping when I see that he's not breathing, like seriously it would've been the biggest beating in the history of anything. He would've been hurt, I can guarantee you that.death919
Hes lucky he didnt talk about my Darkrai or i would beat the calories out of him.
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#19 MetaKnight50
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You should've tried to catch him with a Pokeball.Treflis
He wont fit.....believe me, ive tried many times.
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#20 Masterx1220
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Well, here i go:

I was at McDonalds today with my friend (hes fat). So when we go to order, he wanted 2 Big macs. I, on the other hand. i got water, and a snack wrap. I ask him "are you gonna share some of that Big Mac with me?" And he repliys by saying "No, F off" And i was all like "Dude, what your damage? Your acting as if you got your ass kicked by a guy weilding excalibur". He replied by saying " Shut up, nerd" . So then i said 'Im here to help, you wanna tell em whats wrong?" Then thats when he said "Go play with your Pokemon game you little kid". I was really hurt. So then i said "Hey man, you don mezz wit mi pokemanz, u gotz dat?" So i pull out my Ds and started playing it. Then he swung his soda in my face and said "What happened isnt your buisness"

Then....it happened. A drop of Coca Cola landed strait on my Ds. Then fire shone in my eyes as i said "Shut up you Fatass! i was only trying to help your sorry self. You helped me with a bunch of my problems, it think i should be able to do the same!". And i threw one of his Big Macs on the floor. He sarted crying and went home.

then i did my victory pose and said: ".....Pwned"

MetaKnight50

i lol'd here, there, and over there

:lol:

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#21 Nerd_Man
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Well you two sound like the mature type.
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#22 hikari33
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u guys sound like homies
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#23 MetaKnight50
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[QUOTE="SSBFan12"]If you two are friends then why deos he treat you like that._LiquidFlame_
I agree. Maybe you should find a new friend? :?

Hes one of my best friends, its just that it isnt like him to act all cold hearted like that.
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#24 MetaKnight50
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Well you two sound like the mature type.Nerd_Man
Thanks....
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[QUOTE="Nerd_Man"]Well you two sound like the mature type.MetaKnight50
Thanks....

I was being sarcastic.

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#26 Masterx1220
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homies?, mature type?

they are best freakin buds. all that arguing made his fat friend lose weight. and your fat friend taught you a lesson on how to neva back down from big people.

you guys are truely two peas in a pot

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#27 MetaKnight50
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[QUOTE="MetaKnight50"][QUOTE="Nerd_Man"]Well you two sound like the mature type.Nerd_Man

Thanks....

I was being sarcastic.

Well how am i supposed to know?
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#28 -Jiggles-
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The wild SNORLAX has fled.
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#29 Vandalvideo
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If you struck a Viewtiful Joe pose then I applaud your course of action. Any man who is willing to strike a Veiwtiful Joe in a McDonalds deserves praise.
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#30 II_Seraphim_II
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If you two are friends then why deos he treat you like that.SSBFan12
seriously.... :?
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#31 DJ-Lafleur
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Ouch. Big Mac DENIED!
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#32 ferron321
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Not you again
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#33 MetaKnight50
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Not you again ferron321
So we meet again Pacman/L......
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#34 MetaKnight50
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Ouch. Big Mac DENIED!DJ-Lafleur
I call it, the Mac Attack!
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[QUOTE="death919"]If I was you, the second he started bad mouthing pokemon I would've just beat the living crap out of him, like no mercy, not even stopping when I see that he's not breathing, like seriously it would've been the biggest beating in the history of anything. He would've been hurt, I can guarantee you that.MetaKnight50
Hes lucky he didnt talk about my Darkrai or i would beat the calories out of him.

No real pokemaster would use Darkrai.
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#36 MetaKnight50
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[QUOTE="MetaKnight50"][QUOTE="death919"]If I was you, the second he started bad mouthing pokemon I would've just beat the living crap out of him, like no mercy, not even stopping when I see that he's not breathing, like seriously it would've been the biggest beating in the history of anything. He would've been hurt, I can guarantee you that.Englando_IV
Hes lucky he didnt talk about my Darkrai or i would beat the calories out of him.

No real pokemaster would use Darkrai.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!
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#37 Masterx1220
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The wild SNORLAX has fled.-Jiggles-

that made me lol

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#38 double_decker
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For some reason I'm doubting th veracity of this thread :lol:
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#39 zakkro
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This is why I don't go to McDonalds.
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#40 MetaKnight50
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This is why I don't go to McDonalds. zakkro
Yeah, because im there.
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#41 clembo1990
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You made one of these the other day, funniest post ever! :lol: I hope this isn't another e-drama over pokemon for real.
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Thanks for the Lol's xDras2009
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#43 GTR2addict
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it freakin does :lol:

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I would tell you to blog it, but you had better check with your blog first.