Well, here i go:
I was at McDonalds today with my friend (hes fat). So when we go to order, he wanted 2 Big macs. I, on the other hand. i got water, and a snack wrap. I ask him "are you gonna share some of that Big Mac with me?" And he repliys by saying "No, F off" And i was all like "Dude, what your damage? Your acting as if you got your ass kicked by a guy weilding excalibur". He replied by saying " Shut up, nerd" . So then i said 'Im here to help, you wanna tell em whats wrong?" Then thats when he said "Go play with your Pokemon game you little kid". I was really hurt. So then i said "Hey man, you don mezz wit mi pokemanz, u gotz dat?" So i pull out my Ds and started playing it. Then he swung his soda in my face and said "What happened isnt your buisness"
Then....it happened. A drop of Coca Cola landed strait on my Ds. Then fire shone in my eyes as i said "Shut up you Fatass! i was only trying to help your sorry self. You helped me with a bunch of my problems, it think i should be able to do the same!". And i threw one of his Big Macs on the floor. He sarted crying and went home.
then i did my victory pose and said: ".....Pwned"
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