If you suddenly mastered teleportation

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#1 Serraph105
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Would you ever drive anywhere ever again? Also what would you do with your new found ability?

Personally I don't think I would continue to drive, unless of course it was for reasons of pleasure. Personally I would use my new power to visit vacation spots like Hawaii once I get done with work for the day.

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#2 MrGeezer
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Never teleport to where you can't see, otherwise you might end up inside a wall.

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#3 BattleSpectre
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Yes, I would continue to drive because I have a passion for cars. Unlike some people I don't view driving as a means of transportation, it's a passion to me and as long as fuel exists I will continue to drive my big V8's and Turbo cars.

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#4 Serraph105
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@MrGeezer: for the purposes of this we are going to say that there are no strings attached.

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#5 uninspiredcup
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Teleport food to famished regions of the world.

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#6 DrFlyntCoal
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I hate going out so it'll be kind of useless for me lol. How about Telekinesis instead?

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#7 ferrari2001
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Vacationing would be great! No more spending half the time traveling. You could spend the entire time actually enjoying your vacation. Oh and no more hotels cause you could just poof off to a vacation spot and poof back to your bedroom to sleep at night.

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#8 byof_america
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If no strings attached then I'd find a way to make lots-o-money for my specialty services.

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#9 raugutcon
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I like to drive, period.

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#10 Curlyfrii87
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@MrGeezer said:

Never teleport to where you can't see, otherwise you might end up inside a wall.

Now that's just good advice.

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#11  Edited By deactivated-57d8401f17c55
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Why would I? I hate driving, heh. Well, as long as if someone grabs me or something and i can teleport them as well, I wouldn't travel any other way.

Oh, all the banks I would... visit. :p

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#12 Smashbrossive50
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if I happened to master a teleportation skill..I'd definitely transport those Fort Knox's gold to the people who need it more,and I would get my share too.

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#13 konvikt_17
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I would still drive.

i really enjoy listening to music as i drive.

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#14  Edited By deactivated-598fc45371265
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Jumper was a pretty terrible movie.

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#15 dylandr
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@drflyntcoal: You could teleport to the store and teleport food to your fridge without paying or having to walk!

I'd use my new power for evi.... i mean good...

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Would I be able to transport anything other than the clothes I'm wearing? If so I would transport food and medicine to people in need all over the world.

For personal gain I would probably visit my family in Portugal a lot more often and delay going to work until the last second.

I also like @ferrari2001's idea of teleporting to the vacation place and teleport back to my room at night, although I do like staying at hotels.

And no, I'd never drive again.

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#17 TheHighWind
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Teleporting is the lamest power! I'd never use it.

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#18 whipassmt
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I don't drive much as it is.

Hey If I can teleport, then I can get into buffets without paying!

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#20 BattleSpectre
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@korvus: Whilst it's a noble cause, I say this to the people mentioning they'd teleport food/medicine to people in need - I can't help but wonder how many would actually keep their word on that? If we could teleport I bet a lot of people would use it in a very selfish way instead.

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#21 Nengo_Flow
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I would use it to rob (like banks of course) and travel the world.

I'll rob a bank in NY, next minute Im in Japan site seeing, then Im having dinner in Spain.

I'll never work and have some sort of secrete locations as in different places around the world as my homes.

I would be off the grid but also completely camouflage into society.

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#22  Edited By lamprey263  Online
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I'd sell my services as a private messenger service that promises prompt and guaranteed delivery at a premium price.

Then, I dunno, use my powers for evil I guess.

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#23 SexyJazzCat
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Probably rob some banks.

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#24 dylandr
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@SexyJazzCat: not robbing, borrowing without giving it back!

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@BattleSpectre said:

@korvus: Whilst it's a noble cause, I say this to the people mentioning they'd teleport food/medicine to people in need - I can't help but wonder how many would actually keep their word on that? If we could teleport I bet a lot of people would use it in a very selfish way instead.

I spend a lot of my time doing volunteer work with children, elderly and the homeless (not so much the latter now since I moved to the Netherlands because there is no need) so it shouldn't be hard for me to keep my word. Besides, I'd like to think that if people had such an easy way to prevent others from starving they wouldn't pass up on the opportunity. Now of course, just because you can teleport doesn't mean you're rich; if you had to buy all the food from your own pocket that might be problematic.

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#26 SexyJazzCat
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@dylandr: No i mean fucking taking what clearly isn't mine!!!!

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#27 dylandr
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@SexyJazzCat: You are thinking like a villain, think like an evil mastermind my friend!

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#28 SexyJazzCat
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@dylandr: Being an evil mastermind is overrated. I just want to live life to fullest.

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#29  Edited By GazaAli
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I'd invest it in staging a worldwide coup d'état

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#30 SexyJazzCat
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@GazaAli: why?

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#31 GazaAli
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@SexyJazzCat said:

@GazaAli: why?

Nothing beats the rush of enforcing one's vision.

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#32 SexyJazzCat
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@GazaAli: I'd use my power to stop you.

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#33 GazaAli
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@SexyJazzCat said:

@GazaAli: I'd use my power to stop you.

Oh it'd be on. What's a vision without a villain?

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@dylandr said:

@drflyntcoal: You could teleport to the store and teleport food to your fridge without paying or having to walk!

I'd use my new power for evi.... i mean good...

You could also do that with Telekinesis, albeit very slowly. Teleporting other things would be a lot more useful now that I think of it.

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#35 dylandr
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@drflyntcoal: Although teleporting random pretty women into your bedroom can go wrong :p

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@dylandr said:

@drflyntcoal: Although teleporting random pretty women into your bedroom can go wrong :p

At least you'd get that beating in private XD

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#37 dylandr
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@korvus: you know what would be akward: Being able to teleport but anything you touch doesn't come with you (clothes things you hold and stuff)

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#39 dylandr
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@Iszdope said:

@dylandr: Nothing dead will go.

*awkward*

But i need my inside :c

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@dylandr said:

@korvus: you know what would be akward: Being able to teleport but anything you touch doesn't come with you (clothes things you hold and stuff)

Heeeeeeeere's (little) Johnny!

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#42 dylandr
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@korvus: Korvus pls, i gave you the perfect gif for that!

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@dylandr said:

@korvus: Korvus pls, i gave you the perfect gif for that!

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#44 dylandr
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@korvus:

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#45  Edited By deactivated-5b797108c254e
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@dylandr: Ah, there it is. I just wanted to force YOU to use it again XD

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#46  Edited By dylandr
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@korvus: yeah, yeah, you're just a bad liar c:

i knew you lost it! xD

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#47 deactivated-5b797108c254e
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@dylandr: It's bookmarked; it's hard to lose =P

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#48 dylandr
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@korvus: you made me search trough 560 pics and gifs...

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@dylandr: I'm worth it, though...

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#50 dylandr
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@korvus: i better get my enforce badge now! xD