If you HAD to eat one of the following... (Throw up and you lose!)

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#1 OrangeTurtle472
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Which one would you eat, and why? It's a hard decision, I know :P

I'll go with the hot poop with pee and chunky diarrhea on the side, it's good for those chilly winter nights! :)

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#2 Tiefster
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The smoothie. I've become a master of being able to drink and not taste what I'm drinking. While it would suck, it would be as bad as the others for me.
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#3 famicommander
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I'd go with the melon.
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#4 tzar3
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I go with the poop bowl since I am very fascinated by feces and bodily waste.
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#5 OrangeTurtle472
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you guys gotta answer the poll too! :D
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#6 dracula_16
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The melon with all the stuff inside. What a question, though.
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#7 deactivated-5e7d3c08ed601
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An old, rotten melon filled with giant flies, maggots, ants, spiders, and worms
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#8 honkyjoe
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I'd go with the melon.famicommander
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#9 OrangeTurtle472
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who would've thought people like rotten melons with a bunch of bugs inside instead of a delicious and protein-filled porcupine:lol:
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#10 tobenator
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The mellon probably. Followed by the smoothie. The throwup would just be impossible to down without myself regurgitating.

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#11 Bloodseeker23
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If i am about to die of hungriness, then all of em pop out infront me. I'll eat 'em all.

Surviving is better than dying.

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#12 OrangeTurtle472
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If i am about to die of hungriness, then all of em pop out infront me. I'll eat 'em all.

Surviving is better than dying.

Bloodseeker23

Can I pop even more in front of you? how about a dead cow with poo still inside it, and the food it chewed up 10 times in its stomach?:lol:

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#13 MetroidPrimePwn
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The porcupine, probably. I've had to eat raw animal stuff before, I'd be more prepared for that.
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#14 OrangeTurtle472
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nobody likes toenails? :P
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#15 dracula_16
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nobody likes toenails? :Pamirbrandon

Not with fungus. I used to have an ingrown toe nail and it was ghastly to look at.

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#16 FamiBox
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What?... no pics?
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#17 OrangeTurtle472
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What?... no pics?FamiBox

If you want, you can prepare your own and get a pic of it :) i'm sure your stomach will be happy as well

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#18 Vancelvany
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Try those meat pies in Sweeney Todd...Guaranteed to satisfy you..:D
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#19 PsychoT4Prez
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The melon because there's a chance I'd live.
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#20 xNJN
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"a bowl of long..."!!??? wtf
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#22 OrangeTurtle472
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"a bowl of long..."!!??? wtfxNJN

Interested? :D it has a lot of flavors... It'll send your taste buds on a rollercoaster ride!

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#23 MM87
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What a classy thread.
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#24 el_carl
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The last one is by far the easiest. Really... you should have taken that one out.
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#25 OrangeTurtle472
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The last one is by far the easiest. Really... you should have taken that one out.el_carl

it's not just about being easy, it's about what you're craving :P

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#26 Napster06
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....

I guess I would be smart enough not to eat them to avoid infections ;)

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#27 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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I would just eat all the bugs off of the melon, I guess :?
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#28 InsomniacZombie
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I guess the melon, but you my friend need some therapy

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#29 Chitzu
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Lets just say I lose... Ugh, that's just too gross to even think about. :|

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#30 SinkO
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I'll take the raw porcupine and dip it in the bowl of poop and throw some nice fungus-filled toenails for the top, like sprinkles.
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#31 MasterKingMP
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The Smoothie.
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#32 vito_128
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Porcupine. If I can eat a fertilized duck egg while looking at the embryo then the porcupine should be cake.
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#33 super_mario_128
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The porcupine, the one thing that doesn't contain feces, spiders and goo'ey stuff.
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#34 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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spiders and goo'ey stuff.super_mario_128
High in protein!
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#35 Efielret
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The melon..
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#36 Cooldude224
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The smoothie. I've become a master of being able to drink and not taste what I'm drinking. While it would suck, it would be as bad as the others for me.Tiefster

Dont forget about the fish :P

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#37 OrangeTurtle472
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The porcupine, the one thing that doesn't contain feces, spiders and goo'ey stuff.super_mario_128

but it DOES have fleas and rabies... :P

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#38 tofu-lion91
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....aaaannnd I feel sick :|
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#39 deshields538
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The Melon seems to be the lesser of 5 evils.
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#40 flowdee79
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Meh I wont vomit unless you post some pics :P

Its the melon dish for me

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#41 theflash118
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I guess the melon, but you my friend need some therapy

InsomniacZombie

is that coolwhip on that melon?

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#42 hazbazz
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The melon seems to be the only one that won't give me some disease, so that.