If you could instantly master any one language...

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#1 Masenkoe
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What would it be?

and why? Why is always good. I dunno, thought this would be interesting.

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#2 Darth_Siegeis
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I would like to master the language of German. I have always enjoyed how it sounds and would like to be able to speak it.
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#4 mindstorm
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Either Biblical Hebrew or Koine Greek. Why? So that I might better understand the text of the Bible.
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#5 King-Kai
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Japanese/ 日本語。

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#8 Goyoshi12
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Spanish so that I could understand what these damn Mexicans are saying to me! :x

I swear sometimes I feel like they might be making fun of me or cursing at me but they're saying it in their own language so I have no way of knowing! That and I get a headache anytime a group of Hispanics talks to one another because I always have to listen and since I can't understand it just hurts my head.

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#9 mrmusicman247
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Spanish. I live in Florida. It's a necessity.
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#10 branketra
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Spanish so that I could understand what these damn Mexicans are saying to me! :x

I swear sometimes I feel like they might be making fun of me or cursing at me but they're saying it in their own language so I have no way of knowing! That and I get a headache anytime a group of Hispanics talks to one another because I always have to listen and since I can't understand it just hurts my head.

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#11 Engrish_Major
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Hopelandic. So that I can understand what those nice young lads are singing about in those Sigur Ros songs.
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#12 King-Kai
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Either Biblical Hebrew or Koine Greek. Why? So that I might better understand the text of the Bible.mindstorm

Exactly what text of the Bible do you want to better understand? You do realize that there are tens of thousands of manuscripts from which the Bible is translated, which have textual differences between one another. Heck, some manuscripts have entire passages that are missing from others. For example, the final passage in the Gospel according to Mark, in which Jesus supposedly tells the apostles that they'll be able to perform miracles such as pick up snakes and speak in tongues, is missing from the earliest manuscripts. :shock: Another example is the passage in the Gospel according to John in which Jesus supposedly makes the famous quote "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone;" it is missing from the earliest manuscripts as well. :shock:So the question is: Which manuscripts do you want to better understand? How can you even know which ones to trust?

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#13 mindstorm
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[QUOTE="mindstorm"]Either Biblical Hebrew or Koine Greek. Why? So that I might better understand the text of the Bible.King-Kai

Exactly what text of the Bible do you want to better understand? You do realize that there are tens of thousands of manuscripts from which the Bible is translated, which have textual differences between one another. Heck, some manuscripts have entire passages that are missing from others. For example, the final passage in the Gospel according to Mark, in which Jesus supposedly tells the apostles that they'll be able to perform miracles such as pick up snakes and speak in tongues, is missing from the earliest manuscripts. :shock: Another example is the passage in the Gospel according to John in which Jesus supposedly makes the famous quote "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone;" it is missing from the earliest manuscripts as well. :shock:So the question is: Which manuscripts do you want to better understand? How can you even know which ones to trust?

I am very much aware. I am also aware that there are no theological differences between any of these manuscripts and that they preach the exact same Gospel. The vast majority of this differences would be something as insignificant as saying Christ Jesus in one and saying Jesus Christ in another.

But to answer your question, I tend to believe that Byzantine text tradition is the most faithful. However, due to the insignificance of most differences I actually use the Alexandrian texts in most situations simply because most modern English translations derive from this tradition.

Keep in mind that this is one of my favorite topics to study. I read about Textual Criticism for fun.

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#14 Deihjan
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Japanese. I already speak English pretty fluently and I speak Danish, my mothertongue. I figure speaking Japanese would be close enough to Chinese (whether it be mandarin or cantonese that they seem to obsess over currently, I dunno) for whenever the Chinese peoples republic takes over the American market :P
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#15 LJS9502_basic
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German. Since I'm an American mutt with mostly German.......and a bit of Swiss (German speaking)...it would be cool to know the language of my ancestors....the Irish speak English so I have that covered already.:P
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#16 spazzx625
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Spanish since it would be the most useful for me.
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I'd like to know Japanese or Italian.
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#18 Deihjan
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Spanish since it would be the most useful for me.spazzx625
Also, Spanish women are sexeh.
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#19 CHOASXIII
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I don't think I could pick just one. I would pick from either Danish, German, or Japanese.

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Chinese or Japanese

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[QUOTE="spazzx625"]Spanish since it would be the most useful for me.Deihjan
Also, Spanish women are sexeh.

This person knows what's up.
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#23 Deihjan
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I don't think I could pick just one. I would pick from either Danish, German, or Japanese.

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#24 CHOASXIII
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[QUOTE="CHOASXIII"]

I don't think I could pick just one. I would pick from either Danish, German, or Japanese.

Deihjan

Danish is useeeeleeeeess baaaaaaakaaaaa~

Oh you. lol

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[QUOTE="spazzx625"]Spanish since it would be the most useful for me.Deihjan
Also, Spanish women are sexeh.

Mmmmmhmmmmmm
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]German. Since I'm an American mutt with mostly German.......and a bit of Swiss (German speaking)...it would be cool to know the language of my ancestors....the Irish speak English so I have that covered already.:PIszdope

Gute Nacht kleiner eins.

Schnell!

Good night smaller one. Fast!
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#27 LJS9502_basic
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Nehmen Sie einen Drink auf mich

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]German. Since I'm an American mutt with mostly German.......and a bit of Swiss (German speaking)...it would be cool to know the language of my ancestors....the Irish speak English so I have that covered already.:PIszdope

Gute Nacht kleiner eins.

Schnell!

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#28 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="CHOASXIII"]

I don't think I could pick just one. I would pick from either Danish, German, or Japanese.

Deihjan
Danish is useeeeleeeeess baaaaaaakaaaaa~

Det har sin anvendelse ....
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#29 Bloodaxe726
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Most of the people on this board have yet to master English.

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#31 tenaka2
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Dolphin.... just think of the grants.

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#32 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="spazzx625"]Spanish since it would be the most useful for me.spazzx625
Also, Spanish women are sexeh.

Mmmmmhmmmmmm

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#33 King-Kai
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I am very much aware. I am also aware that there are no theological differences between any of these manuscripts and that they preach the exact same Gospel. The vast majority of this differences would be something as insignificant as saying Christ Jesus in one and saying Jesus Christ in another.

But to answer your question, I tend to believe that Byzantine text tradition is the most faithful. However, due to the insignificance of most differences I actually use the Alexandrian texts in most situations simply because most modern English translations derive from this tradition.

Keep in mind that this is one of my favorite topics to study. I read about Textual Criticism for fun.

mindstorm

An entire missing passage is not insignificant; it's huge. It proves that the Biblical text as a whole is dubious. If someone added an entire passage to portray Jesus in a certain light, what makes you think that all of the Gospels weren't created with the same motivations? Perhaps the real Jesus wasn't as he is depicted in the Gospels. Furthermore, did you know that there are other Gospels not in the Bible? Did you know that the ones that are in the Bible are only there because a council of ordinary men decided which books would be included based on their own discretion in regard to how Jesus is portrayed in each of them? The Bible is utterly untrustworthy.

There's also the issue of linguistic accuracy. Jesus spoke Aramaic, yet the Gospels are written in Greek. Also, unless the Apostles followed Jesus around and wrote everything he said on pieces of papyrus as he said it, everything he is purported to have said was written long after he said them, which leaves room for errors in accuracy. These two facts are further proof of the Bible's dubious nature.

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#34 Deihjan
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Det har sin anvendelse ....LJS9502_basic
Så kan du bestille kaffe på Dansk..

Jah, das ist richtig!

Iszdope

Aber das ist nicht korrekt!

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#35 branketra
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To answer the question, Spanish for right now. I've already started taking lessons again.
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#36 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"] Det har sin anvendelse ....Deihjan

Så kan du bestille kaffe på Dansk.

MÃ¥ ikke undervurdere betydningen af kaffe ....

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#37 LJS9502_basic
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To answer the question, Spanish for right now. I've already started taking lessons again.BranKetra
I forgot a lot of the Spanish....should brush up on that. Buena Suerte....
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[QUOTE="BranKetra"]To answer the question, Spanish for right now. I've already started taking lessons again.LJS9502_basic
I forgot a lot of the Spanish....should brush up on that. Buena Suerte....

No comprende, senor.
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#40 LJS9502_basic
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"][QUOTE="BranKetra"]To answer the question, Spanish for right now. I've already started taking lessons again.BranKetra
I forgot a lot of the Spanish....should brush up on that. Buena Suerte....

No comprende, senor.

Good luck....:P
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#41 Deihjan
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Yeah, had a feeling...it's been 20 years since I've really used it...

Ich ist dummkopf?

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#42 branketra
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"][QUOTE="BranKetra"][QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"] I forgot a lot of the Spanish....should brush up on that. Buena Suerte....

No comprende, senor.

Good luck....:P

gracias
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]

[QUOTE="Deihjan"]

Det har sin anvendelse ....LJS9502_basic
Så kan du bestille kaffe på Dansk.

MÃ¥ ikke undervurdere betydningen af kaffe ....

Vad i helvete???
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#44 LJS9502_basic
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Vad i helvete???themajormayor
Att försöka byta upp saker ..... ha

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Korean because they have the hottest girls. I would normally say Japanese, since i love the culture... but Girls>>>> culture.
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Maybe hindi.

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[QUOTE="themajormayor"] Vad i helvete???LJS9502_basic

Att försöka byta upp saker ..... ha

Cheater... that doesn't mean what you think it does.
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[QUOTE="mystic_knight"]Korean because they have the hottest girls. I would normally say Japanese, since i love the culture... but Girls>>>> culture.

Of both, the genetics of the Korean females is by far the most cruel. Once they turn 35, they look ancient. Japanese women look younger a little longer, but a lot of Asian women tend to age suddenly, and fast.
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]

[QUOTE="themajormayor"] Vad i helvete???themajormayor

Att försöka byta upp saker ..... ha

Cheater... that doesn't mean what you think it does.

Cheater? What do I think it means?
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#50 iHarlequin
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Mandarin. Other than my native language, I already know English and German to a decent extent. It's the language of over 1.3 billion people, and I assume a good few other million of non-native speakers. It's also likely to be the most business-relevant language in the next few years. along with English.