If You Could Be Any SuperHero or Villain!!!

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#1 soulfood4
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Who would you be!?

Me, i'd choose SuperMan!!!

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Yeah i've added villain in, go nuts.

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The male Wonder Twin.
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Superman cause he gets to travel around the world for free. The only bad thing is that he doesn't get frequent flier miles.
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#4 SaintBlaze
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Superman ofcourse. 8)
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See through clothes and rich man.
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#6 Axed54
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Superman of course.
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#7 bigfatcrap
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Spider Man. To me he has the coolest outfit. And beingSuperman would make everything WAY too easy.
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#8 schoeffmaster
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According to donald...and the fact that i have beated every single cup hades has thrown at me...it would have to be Sora :D...
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#9 QuinnTheEskimo
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Freakazoid...

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no one.....
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Ass man.
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#12 MrGeezer
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None. I honestly hate superheroes. Particularly the classic "patriotic" superheroes such as Superman and Captain America, since the very existence of such superheroes would run counter to the notions of freedom and justice that such superheroes inevitably claim to adhere to.

They're really more like evil despots, paying lip service to the public as a way of distracting people from the fact that they are continuing to gain power that they should not have. They subvert the rule of law, they are revered as gods, and humanity lives and dies according to their whims. They are the judge and jury wrapped into one. They arrest people and obtain evidence through illegal means while functioning as part of the police force. And when they suddenly do decide to take their places as the rulers of humanity, the people who GAVE them dominance over humanity somehow act surprised that the "heroes" would accept it.

Now, I'm not necessarily saying that absolute power corrupts absolutely, but it is at the very least attractive to those who are corrupt. The very existence of the Superhero depends upon the existence of a person who chooses to ACT as a God. Not as a man/woman, and NOT as a citizen. As a God. A mostly benevolent god perhaps, but that need not be the case. Whether or not that "god" continues to be benevolent depends entirely on whether or not being benevolent continues to satisfy that person's sense of power.

In reality, if Superman actually existed, people would secretly be talking about him not as the greatest thing to happen to humanity, but as the greatest threat humanity has ever faced. And if they aren't talking about him like that, they damn well should be, or else they deserve death and oppression and slavery when Superman finally decides to take his place as Grand Ruller of Earth.

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#13 SaintBlaze
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None. I honestly hate superheroes. Particularly the classic "patriotic" superheroes such as Superman and Captain America, since the very existence of such superheroes would run counter to the notions of freedom and justice that such superheroes inevitably claim to adhere to.

They're really more like evil despots, paying lip service to the public as a way of distracting people from the fact that they are continuing to gain power that they should not have. They subvert the rule of law, they are revered as gods, and humanity lives and dies according to their whims. They are the judge and jury wrapped into one. They arrest people and obtain evidence through illegal means while functioning as part of the police force. And when they suddenly do decide to take their places as the rulers of humanity, the people who GAVE them dominance over humanity somehow act surprised that the "heroes" would accept it.

Now, I'm not necessarily saying that absolute power corrupts absolutely, but it is at the very least attractive to those who are corrupt. The very existence of the Superhero depends upon the existence of a person who chooses to ACT as a God. Not as a man/woman, and NOT as a citizen. As a God. A mostly benevolent god perhaps, but that need not be the case. Whether or not that "god" continues to be benevolent depends entirely on whether or not being benevolent continues to satisfy that person's sense of power.

In reality, if Superman actually existed, people would secretly be talking about him not as the greatest thing to happen to humanity, but as the greatest threat humanity has ever faced. And if they aren't talking about him like that, they damn well should be, or else they deserve death and oppression and slavery when Superman finally decides to take his place as Grand Ruller of Earth.

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Such a long answer for such a simple question....

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radioactive man. he shoots radioactive beems at his enemies and gives them horrible diseases:twisted:
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#15 soulfood4
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Freakazoid...

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LMAO! I remember that show! It was so stupid.

Edit: Is this YOU?!

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The flash
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Batman! :D
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#19 Taegukki
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Superman. Flight, strength, smarts, heat vision, x-ray vision, ice breath/super breath, lives for thousands of years and has a fortress of solitude. Sounds good to me.
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#20 nobodyshero87
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i would be Batman
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#21 Mumbles527
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Batman. He's incredibly wealthy and he can get any girl he wants. He might not actually have any super powers...but I wouldn't give a **** at that point. I'd probably just stop saving people all together and just enjoy my money, my bat mobile, and all my sexy ladies.
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#22 Taegukki
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i would be Batman nobodyshero87

I love Batman, im a huge fan and collect the comics, but id never want to be him. He's surrounded by death and pain, and he will eventually die. He has had his back broken by Bane, been blinded, has his skull almost smashed, had countless bullets and knives stuck in him and has had more broken bones than he can remember...

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#23 QuinnTheEskimo
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[QUOTE="QuinnTheEskimo"]

Freakazoid...

soulfood4

LMAO! I remember that show! It was so stupid.

Edit: Is this YOU?!

Ican only wish that was me...
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I would be The Tick
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#25 QuinnTheEskimo
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I would be The Tickreservoir_doggy
The Tick owns.
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#26 Severed_Hand
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Incredible Hulk
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#27 spazmaticmof0
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Spiderman or Venom, both are badasses
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#28 nightshade85
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the toad

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#29 PapaGlide
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I would be Super man as a hero and

the Joker as a villian cause its fun to make people laugh and die at the same time