If the world's greatest statues came to life and battled each other... (56K)

...Who would win? This can be any statue in the world, but for laziness sake, I'll provide you with the largest ones;

Statue of Liberty (New York, USA):

Wat Pho Buddha (Bangkok, Thailand):

Mother Russia Statue (Volgograd, Russia):

Christ Redeemer (Rio de Janeiro, Brazil):

Sam Houston Statue (Huntsville, Texas):

Imagine all of these in a battle. Who would win? Note: The Christ Reedemer statue would NOT have "jesus powers"

Also feel free to add another statue.

well,mother russia is armed

well,mother russia is armed

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well,mother russia is armed

Bored_Employee

I read an article a while back about a building in the shape of a dragon being built in china

that was a supposed 30 miles long. I'm not sure if it's finished yet, but I'll go with that.

Well, Mother Russia is armed with a sword. Looks like she's fit for battle. On the other hand, the fact that Lady Liberty is a level 70 magician with flame throwing powers, I doubt it would be an easy win for Mother Russia. Also, look at Christ Redeemer... I mean, just look at him. He has the power of Christ. This is a very tough battle indeed, but in the end Sam Houston shall reign victorious simply because he has a walking stick, and that's kinda badass.

The Statue of Liberty because it is controlled using the NES Advantage controller and thus it has turbo and slow motion buttons.

Their legs crack and break the moment they try to move themselves off their platforms. No one wins.

Christ Redeemer.

He respawns after three days.

Totally cheap.

Liberty has been there done that.

Christ Redeemer.

He respawns after three days.

Totally cheap.

MetroidPrimePwn

...Note: The Christ Reedemer statue would NOT have "jesus powers"...Bored_Employee

I don't belong to any of these countries, but if I had to choose I'd say Mother Russia.

I'm from the U.S., but I have to say Mother Russia looks like she's ready to throw down.

Of course the CCCP. They're masters of the statues and monuments. Destroys any concurence.

Sam Houston, but only because he's in the most random of places. But the Mother Russia statue would definitely win, considering it's by far the tallest.

Well, some of the statues in Greece and other countries are of Gods...sooo...hmmm..

Just the fact that Christ Redeemer is perched on top of the cliff, it wins :P

Jebedia owns!

David beat Golith so he Wins

Mother Russia has a sword, so instant win :P And, irony at the Budda getting no voteslinkthewindow

BUDDA I CHOOSE YOU! Go and crush them!

Step aside...

Jebedia owns!

MrsSolidSnake

I'm sorry what?

Gundam Statue will pwn them all (except the Christ redeemer)

Spring Temple Buddha in China

In this list, I would choose the Motherland one.

I'm looking strictly by size.

Colossus of Rhodes!

Mother Russia is the coolest looking one, but I mean come on, it's Jesus of course he's gonna win.

Colossus of Rhodes!

Lethargika

Crap. I voted Statue of Liberty before seeing that monster of mother russia. haha

Why, the Leonidas statue of course! http://lh3.ggpht.com/_UUL7S5xQJ1o/SVuRpImruAI/AAAAAAAASHg/_doZl6B0UqM/317+Statue+of+Leonidas+in+Sparta.JPG Sorry, don't know how to actually put them up.cheeselover

Here you go :)

And nice choice, I think the result would be a Shadow of the Colossus thing where he climbs up giants and takes them down

Christ Redeemer.

He respawns after three days.

Totally cheap.