if obama had superpowers what would they be

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#1 aaron6808
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if obama had superpowers what would they be and also who is the superpowered villain
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#2 Theokhoth
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People would hear his voice and obey his every command.
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#3 MAILER_DAEMON
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Mind control
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Flowers would grow in his footsteps.
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The ability to shoot rainbows and gumdrops from his eyes. @_@
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#6 duxup
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[QUOTE="harashawn"] The ability to shoot rainbows and gumdrops from his eyes. @_@

How about gummy bears instead?
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He would have ventriloquism, only with real people as puppets.
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[QUOTE="duxup"][QUOTE="harashawn"] The ability to shoot rainbows and gumdrops from his eyes. @_@

How about gummy bears instead?

Obviously he could shoot those.
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It would be cool if he could fly.

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[QUOTE="duxup"][QUOTE="harashawn"] The ability to shoot rainbows and gumdrops from his eyes. @_@

How about gummy bears instead?

Hollow-point copper-sheathed gummy bears with depleted uranium cores. Hellz yeah.
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#11 aaron6808
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super power: the ability to change his skin tone

villain: palin with the power to shape shift to look like an 18 yr old.

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He could impregnate women by simply raising his eyebrows in their direction.
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Mind controlMAILER_DAEMON
Doesn't count.He meant super powers Barrack DOESN'T have.
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#14 Dawq902
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ooze liquid gold from his fingertips
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#15 cyberdarkkid
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Mods are hijacking this thread :o Anyways Barack would be immortal.
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#16 GIJames248
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ooze liquid gold from his fingertips Dawq902

If Obama could do that then I wouldn't mind him being a socialist. In fact I would love it (assuming he paid his taxes).

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#17 pygmahia5
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definately mind control. the villain would be mccain.
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the ability to CHANGE! yes we can!
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[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"]Mind controljustxtremekilla
Doesn't count.He meant super powers Barrack DOESN'T have.

Oh yeah, good point... >_>
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[QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="duxup"][QUOTE="harashawn"] The ability to shoot rainbows and gumdrops from his eyes. @_@

How about gummy bears instead?

Obviously he could shoot those.

My bad.
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He would have the power to exhale donuts
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He would have the power to exhale donuts Goldmaster1
I want to go to the guy he works out at!
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Force Powers for sure.

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The power to shoot pennies, nickels, dimes, and quarters out of his eyes.

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The power to shoot pennies, nickels, dimes, and quarters out of his eyes.

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Take that, national debt!
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He would exude a special type of magnetism that drags all right-wing extremist into his pit of socialism.
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He would exude a special type of magnetism that drags all right-wing extremist into his pit of socialism.AnObscureName
Where they are slowly digested over 1,000 years?
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Have money drop from him when he walks
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The ability to shoot rainbows and gumdrops from his eyes. @_@ harashawn

what kind of a crime would you fight with that power?

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#31 duxup
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[QUOTE="harashawn"] The ability to shoot rainbows and gumdrops from his eyes. @_@ dissonantblack

what kind of a crime would you fight with that power?

Have you ever seen the Care Bears Stare?
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#32 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="dissonantblack"]

[QUOTE="harashawn"] The ability to shoot rainbows and gumdrops from his eyes. @_@ duxup

what kind of a crime would you fight with that power?

Have you ever seen the Care Bears Stare?

here

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#33 Ice-Hot_MoFo
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He would obviously have all the powers, becuase he is God!
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#34 SpaceMoose
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The power to make the Fox News crowd keep whining about what kind of job he will supposedly do after the election is over and before he is even in office.
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#35 duxup
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Bringing in the funk!
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#36 FragStains
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What do you mean 'if'?
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#37 SpaceMoose
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Mind controlMAILER_DAEMON
Isn't that what Bush had up until around 2005? :P
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#38 SpaceMoose
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[QUOTE="Goldmaster1"]He would have the power to exhale donuts duxup
I want to go to the guy he works out at!

Freudian slip?