I think I swallowed a small piece of a ketchup packet

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#1 hydralisk86
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...while I was eating. Will I be OK?
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#2 thriteenthmonke
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Yes.
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#3 hydralisk86
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Yes.thriteenthmonke
So it's not poisonous or something? Will it pass out of my system?
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#4 Decko5
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no
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#5 hydralisk86
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no Decko5
No what? Are you saying I'll be OK?
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#7 TheBeast789
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dude....relax ive done it a million times while eating a burger...

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#8 frizzyman0292
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No ketchup packets have trace amounts of anthrax it will slowly kill u.. :(

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#9 ElZilcho90
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No, you must induce vomiting now!

To help you with this process, I've included this:

NO need to thank me, I'm just doing my job.

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#10 bsman00
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...while I was eating. Will I be OK? hydralisk86

guess you'll find out .... dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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#11 hydralisk86
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dude....relax ive done it a million times while eating a burger...

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OK thanks. I was a little afraid.
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#12 tofu-lion91
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No, you must induce vomiting now!

To help you with this process, I've included this:

NO need to thank me, I'm just doing my job.

ElZilcho90

Haha :lol: Genius!

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#13 mrbojangles25
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no

first, the piece of packet will stay in your stomach, causing an you to produce too much stomach acid. Your stomach lining will slowly burn away while you get horrible, painful ulcers. Furthermore, as the stomach acid passes through your GI tract, you will have really acidic diarhea that feels like your pooping liquid hot magma.

After a week of horrible pain, eventually the piece of ketchup packet will makes it way to your intestines. Here it will scrape the sides, causing hairline scrapes that eventually leak fecal material into your stomach cavity. It will enter the blood stream, causing septicemia. You will grow weaker each day and feel sicker too, until eventually you cannot keep any food down. After suffering this way for a couple months, you will eventually die, weighing at a fraction of your previous weight.

In short, make your peace with God, pray for your soul, and apologize to everyone you have wronged.

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#14 hydralisk86
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no

first, the piece of packet will stay in your stomach, causing an you to produce too much stomach acid. Your stomach lining will slowly burn away while you get horrible, painful ulcers. Furthermore, as the stomach acid passes through your GI tract, you will have really acidic diarhea that feels like your pooping liquid hot magma.

After a week of horrible pain, eventually the piece of ketchup packet will makes it way to your intestines. Here it will scrape the sides, causing hairline scrapes that eventually leak fecal material into your stomach cavity. It will enter the blood stream, causing septicemia. You will grow weaker each day and feel sicker too, until eventually you cannot keep any food down. After suffering this way for a couple months, you will eventually die, weighing at a fraction of your previous weight.

In short, make your peace with God, pray for your soul, and apologize to everyone you have wronged.

mrbojangles25
Very graphic. You some kind of doctor?
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#15 fallconet
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u'll turn to a ketchup packet..

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#16 nodgenico
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no

first, the piece of packet will stay in your stomach, causing an you to produce too much stomach acid. Your stomach lining will slowly burn away while you get horrible, painful ulcers. Furthermore, as the stomach acid passes through your GI tract, you will have really acidic diarhea that feels like your pooping liquid hot magma.

After a week of horrible pain, eventually the piece of ketchup packet will makes it way to your intestines. Here it will scrape the sides, causing hairline scrapes that eventually leak fecal material into your stomach cavity. It will enter the blood stream, causing septicemia. You will grow weaker each day and feel sicker too, until eventually you cannot keep any food down. After suffering this way for a couple months, you will eventually die, weighing at a fraction of your previous weight.

In short, make your peace with God, pray for your soul, and apologize to everyone you have wronged.

mrbojangles25

Yeah hes totally a doctor,(read bolded text)

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#17 i-like-pie
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I will miss you :(

Can I have your toys :)
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#18 hydralisk86
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I will miss you :(

Can I have your toys :)
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Sorry, I don't have any toys :(
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#19 darksword1123
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Probably not.
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#20 R-Dot-Yung
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youll be fine
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#21 FleshTone
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You'll be fine...your system won't be able to brak it down so it'll 'pass' largely in tact. Enjoy the new fiber in your diet!
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#22 N8A
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you'll make it dude.

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#23 UltimateXShadow
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I am not a doctor, but I will nonetheless predict that the piece of the ketchup packet will act similarly to a piece of swallowed gum. It will not kill you, nor give you painful ulcers.
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#24 Half-Life_man
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I'm sure the ketchup producers thought out things like this before developing the packet, you'll be fine.

"Sir, should we make it out of this type of plastic and use a more sharp, but sturdier metal lining?"

"Nah, some guy won't figure out how to open the packet and end up eatign half of it, we better make it safe to eat too."

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#25 Ronstera
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You'll be fine, don't worry about it..
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#26 Bloodbath_87
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Yes...I think you'll live.
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#27 smokingsbad
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u'll turn to a ketchup packet..

fallconet


LOL
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#28 Montaya
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...while I was eating. Will I be OK? hydralisk86

Your going to die obviously.. Did you not see the warning sign on the packet that says if you eat a piece of the packet your going to explode in 20 minutes?

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#29 Star_Wars117
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I swallowed a paper clip and a pop top once. I was fine. you should be fine to
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#30 Xeros606
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it will just pass through your system just fine. just anticipate a sharp pain the next time you take a dump
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#31 viper1991
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I swallowed a paper clip and a pop top once. I was fine. you should be fine toStar_Wars117

OK... How did you do that. You'd think you would have learnt your lesson the first time.

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If you have symptoms like becoming large and green contact me. Super agent Wonka