I think I got a prostitute pregnant on Valentine's Day

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#1 DonQuixote
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I befriended a prostitute on valentine's day, and I think I got her pregnant... so... I was wondering if anyone knows what my responsibilities are if she is pregnant. Thanks.

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#2  Edited By Master_Live
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Where do you live and how do you know you got her pregnant?

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#3 Allicrombie
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@donquixote: Congratulations?

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#4  Edited By DonQuixote
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Where do I live? Why would I tell you were I live? Haha.

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#5 Master_Live
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@donquixote said:

Where do I live? Why would I tell you were I live? Haha.

Your legal responsibilities might change depending on the country you live.

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#6 DonQuixote
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I am thinking that if she doesn't want me to see the baby... I will respect that... and if she wants me to take responsibility I will move to another state.

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#7 DonQuixote
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@Allicrombie: Thanks.

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#8 Master_Live
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@donquixote said:

I am thinking that if she doesn't want me to see the baby... I will respect that... and if she wants me to take responsibility I will move to another state.

LOL, you gotta face those windmills.

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#9 Chow_Mein_Kampf
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Deny it up and down.............

Who are people going to believe, a reputable young man, or some random mistress of the night?..........

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#10 DonQuixote
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Nobody answered the question yet.

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#11 one_plum
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I hope she wasn't a cheap one.

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#12 s_h_a_d_o
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@donquixote said:

I befriended a prostitute on valentine's day, and I think I got her pregnant... so... I was wondering if anyone knows what my responsibilities are if she is pregnant. Thanks.

Seriously?

The same as for any woman one got pregnant.

By the by... have you ever heard of contraception, or noticed that the initials VD are also that of Valentine's Day?

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#13 CountBleck12
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Well sucks to be you and...

@one_plum said:

I hope she wasn't a cheap one.

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#14 Innovazero2000
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The question is irrelevant since you claim to run to another state in the event she wants you in the child's life. Not sure where you are getting at?

OT... never ceases to fail ha ha. Congrats, did you get pictures?

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#17 VaguelyTagged
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if you've had unprotected sex with a prostitute, the baby is the least of your worries. i'd be more concerned about the possible STDs if i were you.

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#20 chaoscougar1
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Just chop your d*ck off
Eunuch's can't pay child support
Right????

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#21 deactivated-6127ced9bcba0
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Sucks for you.

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@Brutal_Elitegs said:

this

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#23 hippiesanta
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@donquixote:

Don't worry .... a prostitute usually do the terus wash-up ...

that's to bad because she just murder your unborn child

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#24 betamaxx83
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I hope you have a good paying job if that's the case.

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Are you a big fan of The Jerry Springer Show and want to be a guest on the stage?

Call the show at 1-800-96-JERRY

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#26  Edited By indzman
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First and foremost test both of yours ( yours and the Hoes ) blood for HIV =P

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@coasterguy65 said:

Are you a big fan of The Jerry Springer Show and want to be a guest on the stage?

Call the show at 1-800-96-JERRY

LMFAO!

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#28  Edited By Renevent42
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It's only been 3 days so I highly doubt the TC is being honest...in the small chance it's legit here are the the basics:

1) Regardless if you leave the state, if she wants to keep it legally she can come after you for child support.

2) Failing to pay child support can become a criminal matter (ie you can spend time in jail).

3) Beyond financial, legally you have no other responsibilities. You do have rights though, so even if she didn't want you to see the kid unless she had legal reasons (ie you are violent, drug addict, etc) she cannot stop you. If she tries you can petition the court and an arrangement will be made by the court.

For real advice though, I'd talk to a lawyer.

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#29 GazaAli
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Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

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@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

I with this.

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#31  Edited By MonsieurX
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@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

This.

Takes at least 2 months before she can get positive results

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#32 Renevent42
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@MonsieurX said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

This.

Takes at least 2 months before she can get positive results

Actually some test are pretty accurate even within days of the first missed period (which can be a couple weeks, not months). Beyond that some women know almost immediately when they get pregnant. My wife, for instance, knew literally in days she was pregnant with both of our children. She basically felt her body change (probably hormones or something).

Not saying the TC is being truthful, but it is possible.

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#33 speedfog
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Bang her again until the baby is born.

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#34 comp_atkins
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lol. who bangs a hooker w/o protection?

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@speedfog said:

Bang her again until the baby is born.

Other men will be banging this prostitute also, everyone take a turn

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@comp_atkins said:

lol. who bangs a hooker w/o protection?

Someone asking for this to happen.

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#38  Edited By hydralisk86
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@donquixote: I'm thinking that's a horrible thing to do. That prostitute might have a kid, and if she does, you will avoid facing the responsibilities with that kid and basically leave them both with your mistake. If she decides to keep the kid, the mother most likely will face hardships with raising him/her.

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#39  Edited By LJS9502_basic  Online
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Befriended? Is this the PG version?

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@MonsieurX said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

This.

Takes at least 2 months before she can get positive results

No no it doesn't.

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#43 GazaAli
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@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

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#45  Edited By LJS9502_basic  Online
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@GazaAli said:

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

Home pregnancy tests say hi.....

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what would panza say?

FIGHT THE WINDMILL OF ADVERSITY, SON

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#47 johnd13
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Was she good at least?

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#48  Edited By GazaAli
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@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

Yes, and?

huh?

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god damn you guys fed this troll.