I think I got a prostitute pregnant on Valentine's Day

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#1 Posted by DonQuixote (126 posts) -

I befriended a prostitute on valentine's day, and I think I got her pregnant... so... I was wondering if anyone knows what my responsibilities are if she is pregnant. Thanks.

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#2 Edited by Master_Live (18815 posts) -

Where do you live and how do you know you got her pregnant?

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#3 Posted by Allicrombie (26207 posts) -

@donquixote: Congratulations?

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#4 Edited by DonQuixote (126 posts) -

Where do I live? Why would I tell you were I live? Haha.

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#5 Posted by Master_Live (18815 posts) -

@donquixote said:

Where do I live? Why would I tell you were I live? Haha.

Your legal responsibilities might change depending on the country you live.

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#6 Posted by DonQuixote (126 posts) -

I am thinking that if she doesn't want me to see the baby... I will respect that... and if she wants me to take responsibility I will move to another state.

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#7 Posted by DonQuixote (126 posts) -

@Allicrombie: Thanks.

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#8 Posted by Master_Live (18815 posts) -

@donquixote said:

I am thinking that if she doesn't want me to see the baby... I will respect that... and if she wants me to take responsibility I will move to another state.

LOL, you gotta face those windmills.

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#9 Posted by Chow_Mein_Kampf (6203 posts) -

Deny it up and down.............

Who are people going to believe, a reputable young man, or some random mistress of the night?..........

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#10 Posted by DonQuixote (126 posts) -

Nobody answered the question yet.

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#11 Posted by one_plum (6499 posts) -

I hope she wasn't a cheap one.

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#12 Posted by s_h_a_d_o (1317 posts) -

@donquixote said:

I befriended a prostitute on valentine's day, and I think I got her pregnant... so... I was wondering if anyone knows what my responsibilities are if she is pregnant. Thanks.

Seriously?

The same as for any woman one got pregnant.

By the by... have you ever heard of contraception, or noticed that the initials VD are also that of Valentine's Day?

:|

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#13 Posted by CountBleck12 (4740 posts) -

Well sucks to be you and...

@one_plum said:

I hope she wasn't a cheap one.

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#14 Posted by Innovazero2000 (3159 posts) -

The question is irrelevant since you claim to run to another state in the event she wants you in the child's life. Not sure where you are getting at?

OT... never ceases to fail ha ha. Congrats, did you get pictures?

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#15 Posted by Brutal_Elitegs (16422 posts) -

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#17 Posted by VaguelyTagged (10701 posts) -

if you've had unprotected sex with a prostitute, the baby is the least of your worries. i'd be more concerned about the possible STDs if i were you.

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#20 Posted by chaoscougar1 (37597 posts) -

Just chop your d*ck off
Eunuch's can't pay child support
Right????

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#21 Posted by airshocker (31700 posts) -

Sucks for you.

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#22 Posted by Trail_Mix (2579 posts) -
@Brutal_Elitegs said:

this

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#23 Posted by hippiesanta (10299 posts) -

@donquixote:

Don't worry .... a prostitute usually do the terus wash-up ...

that's to bad because she just murder your unborn child

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#24 Posted by betamaxx83 (360 posts) -

I hope you have a good paying job if that's the case.

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#25 Posted by coasterguy65 (7133 posts) -

Are you a big fan of The Jerry Springer Show and want to be a guest on the stage?

Call the show at 1-800-96-JERRY

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#26 Edited by indzman (26322 posts) -

First and foremost test both of yours ( yours and the Hoes ) blood for HIV =P

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#27 Posted by speedfreak48t5p (12501 posts) -

@coasterguy65 said:

Are you a big fan of The Jerry Springer Show and want to be a guest on the stage?

Call the show at 1-800-96-JERRY

LMFAO!

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#28 Edited by Renevent42 (6654 posts) -

It's only been 3 days so I highly doubt the TC is being honest...in the small chance it's legit here are the the basics:

1) Regardless if you leave the state, if she wants to keep it legally she can come after you for child support.

2) Failing to pay child support can become a criminal matter (ie you can spend time in jail).

3) Beyond financial, legally you have no other responsibilities. You do have rights though, so even if she didn't want you to see the kid unless she had legal reasons (ie you are violent, drug addict, etc) she cannot stop you. If she tries you can petition the court and an arrangement will be made by the court.

For real advice though, I'd talk to a lawyer.

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#29 Posted by GazaAli (25216 posts) -

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

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#30 Posted by brimmul777 (3239 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

I with this.

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#31 Edited by MonsieurX (36590 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

This.

Takes at least 2 months before she can get positive results

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#32 Posted by Renevent42 (6654 posts) -
@MonsieurX said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

This.

Takes at least 2 months before she can get positive results

Actually some test are pretty accurate even within days of the first missed period (which can be a couple weeks, not months). Beyond that some women know almost immediately when they get pregnant. My wife, for instance, knew literally in days she was pregnant with both of our children. She basically felt her body change (probably hormones or something).

Not saying the TC is being truthful, but it is possible.

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#33 Posted by speedfog (4922 posts) -

Bang her again until the baby is born.

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#34 Posted by comp_atkins (34187 posts) -

lol. who bangs a hooker w/o protection?

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#35 Posted by playmynutz (7864 posts) -

@speedfog said:

Bang her again until the baby is born.

Other men will be banging this prostitute also, everyone take a turn

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#36 Posted by foxhound_fox (96408 posts) -
@comp_atkins said:

lol. who bangs a hooker w/o protection?

Someone asking for this to happen.

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#38 Edited by hydralisk86 (8790 posts) -

@donquixote: I'm thinking that's a horrible thing to do. That prostitute might have a kid, and if she does, you will avoid facing the responsibilities with that kid and basically leave them both with your mistake. If she decides to keep the kid, the mother most likely will face hardships with raising him/her.

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#39 Edited by LJS9502_basic (160898 posts) -

Befriended? Is this the PG version?

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#40 Posted by thegerg (18217 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

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#41 Posted by thegerg (18217 posts) -

@MonsieurX said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

This.

Takes at least 2 months before she can get positive results

Not true, but even if it was that doesn't mean that he can't think he got her pregnant.

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#42 Posted by LJS9502_basic (160898 posts) -

@MonsieurX said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

However, I'm amused that some people seemed to take TC seriously.

This.

Takes at least 2 months before she can get positive results

No no it doesn't.

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#43 Posted by GazaAli (25216 posts) -

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

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#44 Posted by thegerg (18217 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

Yes, and?

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#45 Edited by LJS9502_basic (160898 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

Home pregnancy tests say hi.....

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#46 Posted by supa_badman (16714 posts) -

what would panza say?

FIGHT THE WINDMILL OF ADVERSITY, SON

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#47 Posted by johnd13 (9142 posts) -

Was she good at least?

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#48 Edited by GazaAli (25216 posts) -

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

Yes, and?

huh?

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#49 Posted by -Renegade (8340 posts) -

god damn you guys fed this troll.

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#50 Posted by thegerg (18217 posts) -

@GazaAli said:

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

@thegerg said:

@GazaAli said:

Considering how it's only been 3 days since Valentine day, TC is definitely bullshiting us.

I'd bet he's bullshitting us too. The fact it's only been 3 days, though, isn't evidence of that.

There's no way a woman can ascertain she's pregnant after three days of intercourse.

Yes, and?

huh?

You made a factual statement and I agreed with you.