I really want to punch this guy in my class.

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#51 MM555
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Punch him? Nah. Show him how pissed you really are: stab him in the eye with a pencil. No one will **** with you.HupHupOranje
He will go to jail for that. Not exactly the kind of victory I think he was looking for...
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#52 Decessus
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[QUOTE="helium_flash"]Just slip a knife into his backpack and then write a note to the office saying he has a deadly weapon and threatened to pull it on you. gamerelite5

That's actually a very good idea and I'm actually considering doing it.

This is a stupid idea.  If you do this, then you deserve to get arrested.. which you will. 

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#53 Greatgone12
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[QUOTE="gamerelite5"][QUOTE="helium_flash"]Just slip a knife into his backpack and then write a note to the office saying he has a deadly weapon and threatened to pull it on you. MM555

That's actually a very good idea and I'm actually considering doing it.


Just make sure they can't trace the knife back to you...

Which means you need gloves.
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#54 steppinrazor88
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[QUOTE="HupHupOranje"]Punch him? Nah. Show him how pissed you really are: stab him in the eye with a pencil. No one will **** with you.MM555
He will go to jail for that. Not exactly the kind of victory I think he was looking for...

he could say "GTA made me do it"
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#55 MM555
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[QUOTE="gamerelite5"][QUOTE="helium_flash"]Just slip a knife into his backpack and then write a note to the office saying he has a deadly weapon and threatened to pull it on you. Decessus


That's actually a very good idea and I'm actually considering doing it.

This is a stupid idea.  If you do this, then you deserve to get arrested.. which you will. 

Yeah, I agree. Just whip his punk ass. Plain and simple.
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#56 Greatgone12
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[QUOTE="gamerelite5"][QUOTE="helium_flash"]Just slip a knife into his backpack and then write a note to the office saying he has a deadly weapon and threatened to pull it on you. Decessus


That's actually a very good idea and I'm actually considering doing it.

This is a stupid idea.  If you do this, then you deserve to get arrested.. which you will. 

It's a good idea if the law didn't exist.
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#57 gamerelite5
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[QUOTE="gamerelite5"][QUOTE="helium_flash"]Just slip a knife into his backpack and then write a note to the office saying he has a deadly weapon and threatened to pull it on you. Decessus


That's actually a very good idea and I'm actually considering doing it.

This is a stupid idea. If you do this, then you deserve to get arrested.. which you will.

Actually I've watched court tv so much that I would be able to put it in his back pack without it possibly being traced.
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#58 MM555
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[QUOTE="Decessus"]

[QUOTE="gamerelite5"][QUOTE="helium_flash"]Just slip a knife into his backpack and then write a note to the office saying he has a deadly weapon and threatened to pull it on you. gamerelite5


That's actually a very good idea and I'm actually considering doing it.

This is a stupid idea. If you do this, then you deserve to get arrested.. which you will.

Actually I've watched court tv so much that I would be able to put it in his back pack without it possibly being traced.

Just do what works...I still think you should beat the hell out of him, but whatever...
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#59 Decessus
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It's a good idea if the law didn't exist. Greatgone12

And the world would be a better place if people weren't stupid. :) 

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#60 UrbanSpartan125
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Dont just punch him, if i were you i would beat the living **** out of him and leave him for the dead, he would never do it again
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#61 Decessus
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Actually I've watched court tv so much that I would be able to put it in his back pack without it possibly being traced.gamerelite5

I really hope you're kidding. 

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#62 sexy-hippo
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Act as if it doesn't piss you off. If that doesn't piss him off, when he is about make fun of you, just say what he always says.
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#63 Chuman231
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kill his parents and put them into chili, and then feed him the chili
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#64 MM555
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kill his parents and put them into chili, and then feed him the chiliChuman231
Uh..I don't really know how to respond to that...
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kill his parents and put them into chili, and then feed him the chiliChuman231
Don't forget about training a horse to suck.....something.....
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#66 Decessus
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[QUOTE="Chuman231"]kill his parents and put them into chili, and then feed him the chiliMM555

Uh..I don't really know how to respond to that...

You're a moron would probably be a good start. 

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#67 steppinrazor88
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[QUOTE="Chuman231"]kill his parents and put them into chili, and then feed him the chiliMM555
Uh..I don't really know how to respond to that...

you apparently don't watch south park :|
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#68 gamerelite5
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kill his parents and put them into chili, and then feed him the chiliChuman231
lol southpark. Also another thing I remembered was that he used to have other people making fun of me with him (but they got bored of it) where they would scratch their head and sing " I make it snow on the mountains"
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#69 MM555
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The only problem with the knife thing is he won't know its you.  Whip his ass, and there will be no doubt in his mind.

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Just slip a knife into his backpack and then write a note to the office saying he has a deadly weapon and threatened to pull it on you. helium_flash
While I cannot endorse this course of action, I do think it is the most impressive idea thus far. My advice? Put some nasty, nasty stuff in your hair, then have him touch it. Or respond with something sultry like, "I like it when you touch me like that." If you pick this route you need to commit to it, really go after him. "I've always felt this way, but just can't hold it back. Touch my head... yes! Yes! YES!" Make sure everyone can hear you. Continue to wink at him and make loud, flamboyant comments.
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:lol: you have dandruff and wear glasses :lol:steppinrazor88
dude....your an ass
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[QUOTE="helium_flash"]Just slip a knife into his backpack and then write a note to the office saying he has a deadly weapon and threatened to pull it on you. Bozanimal

While I cannot endorse this course of action, I do think it is the most impressive idea thus far.

My advice? Put some nasty, nasty stuff in your hair, then have him touch it.

Or respond with something sultry like, "I like it when you touch me like that." If you pick this route you need to commit to it, really go after him. "I've always felt this way, but just can't hold it back. Touch my head... yes! Yes! YES!" Make sure everyone can hear you. Continue to wink at him and make loud, flamboyant comments.

No, let him get near you, and then yell "RAPE!"

 

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Hey your sig is not cool...
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#74 gamerelite5
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[QUOTE="Bozanimal"][QUOTE="helium_flash"]Just slip a knife into his backpack and then write a note to the office saying he has a deadly weapon and threatened to pull it on you. Greatgone12


While I cannot endorse this course of action, I do think it is the most impressive idea thus far.

My advice? Put some nasty, nasty stuff in your hair, then have him touch it.

Or respond with something sultry like, "I like it when you touch me like that." If you pick this route you need to commit to it, really go after him. "I've always felt this way, but just can't hold it back. Touch my head... yes! Yes! YES!" Make sure everyone can hear you. Continue to wink at him and make loud, flamboyant comments.

No, let him get near you, and then yell "RAPE!"

I hate it when people do that.
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#75 kirbyfanatic
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act real nice to him so he suspects nothing and then stalk him on his way home and punch him:twisted:
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[QUOTE="steppinrazor88"]:lol: you have dandruff and wear glasses :lol:xbox360gamer46
dude....your an ass

and.....:? :lol: idiot...
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#77 MM555
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How about you run a mini-sabatoge campaign?

1. Steal his stuff and piss on it

2. Steal his assignments and change the answers

3. Have your friends help you whip his ass

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#78 MM555
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act real nice to him so he suspects nothing and then stalk him on his way home and punch him:twisted:kirbyfanatic
I like that idea..nice.
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[QUOTE="Greatgone12"]

[QUOTE="Bozanimal"][QUOTE="helium_flash"]Just slip a knife into his backpack and then write a note to the office saying he has a deadly weapon and threatened to pull it on you. gamerelite5


While I cannot endorse this course of action, I do think it is the most impressive idea thus far.

My advice? Put some nasty, nasty stuff in your hair, then have him touch it.

Or respond with something sultry like, "I like it when you touch me like that." If you pick this route you need to commit to it, really go after him. "I've always felt this way, but just can't hold it back. Touch my head... yes! Yes! YES!" Make sure everyone can hear you. Continue to wink at him and make loud, flamboyant comments.

No, let him get near you, and then yell "RAPE!"

 


I hate it when people do that.

There's a girl in my school who used to do that. She tried it on me, and it might've worked had I not been at least 50 yards away.

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you guys are total nerds.... god... hit him, so you can get your ass kicked... have fun.
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#81 MM555
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you guys are total nerds.... god... hit him, so you can get your ass kicked... have fun.Gotenks190
Why do you assume that he will get his ass kicked? If all his friends help him, there shouldn't be a problem.
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#82 gamerelite5
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How about you run a mini-sabatoge campaign?

1. Steal his stuff and piss on it

2. Steal his assignments and change the answers

3. Have your friends help you whip his ass

MM555
I like the idea of pissing on his stuff I'd easily be able to grab his science book then tell him I accidentally took it.
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Call him a poopy head and all your problems will be solved
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#84 MM555
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[QUOTE="MM555"]

How about you run a mini-sabatoge campaign?

1. Steal his stuff and piss on it

2. Steal his assignments and change the answers

3. Have your friends help you whip his ass

gamerelite5
I like the idea of pissing on his stuff I'd easily be able to grab his science book then tell him I accidentally took it.

Yep it always works, because he will have to pay for the destroyed books...
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#85 gamerelite5
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Call him a poopy head and all your problems will be solvedAle_22
Best idea of the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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Just slip a knife into his backpack and then write a note to the office saying he has a deadly weapon and threatened to pull it on you. helium_flash
Haha, that is actually a good idea though. If you could pull it off it would be great.
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[QUOTE="Gotenks190"]you guys are total nerds.... god... hit him, so you can get your ass kicked... have fun.MM555

Why do you assume that he will get his ass kicked? If all his friends help him, there shouldn't be a problem.

If you beat him up while he's urinatin, he won't know what to worry about more, beating you up or emptying his bladder, so he might die.
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#88 MM555
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[QUOTE="MM555"][QUOTE="Gotenks190"]you guys are total nerds.... god... hit him, so you can get your ass kicked... have fun.Greatgone12

Why do you assume that he will get his ass kicked? If all his friends help him, there shouldn't be a problem.

If you beat him up while he's urinatin, he won't know what to worry about more, beating you up or emptying his bladder, so he might die.

Another great idea...
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#89 gamerelite5
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[QUOTE="MM555"][QUOTE="Gotenks190"]you guys are total nerds.... god... hit him, so you can get your ass kicked... have fun.Greatgone12

Why do you assume that he will get his ass kicked? If all his friends help him, there shouldn't be a problem.

If you beat him up while he's urinatin, he won't know what to worry about more, beating you up or emptying his bladder, so he might die.

LOL
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#90 MM555
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How many friends do you have that would be willing to fight for you? I have 3...
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#91 gamerelite5
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I've got about 2. but he has none so I win!
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#92 MM555
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I've got about 2. but he has none so I win!gamerelite5
Exactly. 3>1 simple math...
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#93 videogamer456
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It would probably piss him off more if you played along with him and pretended to scratch the back of your head and touch him.
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#94 Kikouken
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PUNCH HIM IN THE NOSE
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[QUOTE="gamerelite5"]I've got about 2. but he has none so I win!MM555
Exactly. 3>1 simple math...

Unless this kid turns out to be Bruce Lee's grandson...
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What grade are you in?
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#97 gamerelite5
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What grade are you in?bacon_is_sweet
8th
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#98 MM555
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There was this guy me and my friends hated, so we grabbed him, and duct-taped him to a tree.  We ducked taped his mouth, and it took 4 hours for someone to get him off the tree.  He never bothered us again...:D
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#99 sparklebarkle
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Provoking a fight is the worst option. You don't know if he'll come back the next day, with a gun in his bag, and shoot you. Also, more than likely, you'll get in big trouble with the school. It's not worth the consequences to do such a thing. The best idea would be to totally ignore the guy..don't let people like that get to you or you'll have a terrible time in the future.
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[QUOTE="bacon_is_sweet"]What grade are you in?gamerelite5

8th

Thought so, sounds kinda childish.  Bet he looks like some queer too huh?  He's probably not any good wit the ladies.Â