Zombie outbreak!!It's an issue that all of us have thought about.Imagine one day waking up and realising that due to a virus all the people in your town have become zombies and you are the only one not infected just like the movie ''i am Legend'' OR LIKE ''LEFT FOR DEAD''.How should you have prepared yourself?What should you do?
Before The Zombie Outbreak.
First of all you have to find a place to barricade yourself in when a zombie outbreak is expected.The best course of action would be ,before the outbreak,to purchase a house at the rooftop of a three flat high block of flats which will be difficult to be approached by zombies (as we all have learnt from left four dead.
Then,you can install iron bars to the windows of your house and also an iron door,so as to keep away any ''unwanted'' company.After that, visit the local super market and buy all the canned food and water you can in order to have supplies that would last for long.You should also buy a big plastic bag for.....you will understand later for what.Don't also forget to buy gas,a back pack, a light torch,and paint(avoid buying glowing paint due to the fact that glow attracts zombies),and of course medical supplies, a radio ,a map of your town and a bioaction liquid soap tha doesn't need water.The last thing you will need is a shotgun and plenty of ammo.
After The Zombie Outbreak
Barricade yourself into your house all the night until the morning.When the morning comes,use the paint to write a huge S.O.S on the rooftop of your house in order to be seen by helicopters and be saved(perhaps).Avoid going out at the street or leaving your rooftop without reason.In case you feel hungry or thirsty you can use your supplies.In case you want to use a toilet...........uh........now it gets a bit complicated.You will have to avoid going to the bathroom since you hydraulics won't be functional due to the fact that there will be no water in your town to flash out your.."products".So they will stay there emiting a horrible smell that atrracts zombies a lot ,making your house a target.Now is time to use the above-mentioned plastic bag,the gas and the bioaction soap.Do your "job" into the bag and then drop some gas in it so as to neutralize the smell.Then feel free to dispose your "products" by throwing them down to the street (*it's dirty and disgussting I know but I have promised to write a complete guide about how to survive in a zombie outbreak.So I have to write all the parts of how to survive.Sorry)Then use plenty of your bioaction soap that doesn't need water to clean yourself.
Use the radio to listen to the news in order to learn if there are any echo zones near you.If there are any echo zones near you avoid going to them while it's dark.You will have to wait until the morning to go.When you are about to go,you will have to fill your back pack with food,water,medical supplies ,your light torch,the map of your town and also the ammo for your shotgun.Then you can take your shotgun and carefully head to the echo zone.
Well that was all.I hope that someday this guide would be usefull to you in order to save yourself from zombies.Until then you can read it and have fun.I would also like to tell tou that I don't recommend anyone of you to use the instructions I wrote without being 100% sure that a zombie outbreak is going to happen.Last but not least I would like to apologize for the disgussting (if there were any) parts,but as I told you I wanted to be sure that it would be an as much as possible coplete survival guide,so please just don't start cursing me.Thank you for reading it.
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