How many rolls of toilet paper do you have?

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#1 GalvatronType_R
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I'm down to my last roll. All the stores in my area are sold out (whyyyyy???).

I might have to go to a public restroom to drop kids off at the pool if I run out and the stores don't restock.

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#2 DaVillain-  Moderator
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If this isn't the end of days, it sure feels like it.

I have 32 rolls of Scott Toilet Paper and I don't use it much, but my Fiance & Daughter do for obvious reason.

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#3 Jacanuk
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I have 200000000000 because as everyone knows, TP is gold in a time of the World´s end.

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#4 Chutebox
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We're low honestly lol. I'll just find three shells.

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#5 with_teeth26
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I was down to my last couple rolls, but was able to snag a dozen more a few days ago as the store wasnt sold out yet.

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#6 watercrack445
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So, toilet paper who basically become the new gold if the world just collapsed? who would've know?

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#7 madrocketeer
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Zero.

I have a bidet shower.

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#8 JustPlainLucas
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This is a sad fucking thread...

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#9 mandzilla  Moderator  Online
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@JustPlainLucas said:

This is a sad fucking thread...

And about to get sadder...

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#10 SOedipus
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We have about four packs. Worst case scenario is we will have to waffle stomp it in the shower. If it's a type 2-3 on the Bristol Stool Chart we can also just toss it in the toilet from the shower.

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#11 faponte13
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You can buy toilet paper on Amazon. Calm down calm down.

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#12 johnd13
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We have enough and a bidet. I win this thread.

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#13 VFighter
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Can someone please explain why TP of all things is so sought after right now?!?

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#14 comp_atkins
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i'm going to make back my horrible market losses by selling my tp supply on e-bay.

billionaire confirmed

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#15 Chutebox
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@vfighter: This is what I've been asking. I don't get it.

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#16 Eoten
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Why? Because sheep are easily spooked, that's why.

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#17  Edited By mandzilla  Moderator  Online
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Mhm, seems like panic buying due to misinformation going around about the virus, possibly people worried about potential quarantines in the near future.

I know I'm not one to talk what with my 33 rolls there, but it's not out of the ordinary. I always seem to be stocked up on toilet paper for some reason.

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#18 Eoten
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It isn't just people who are panicked over the virus that are panic buying, but people panicking over panic buyers jacking up the cost of essentials who will panic buy as well. Just wait till people start attacking eachother over the last of whatever it is they wanted to buy.

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#19 Horgen  Moderator
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@mandzilla said:

Mhm, seems like panic buying due to misinformation going around about the virus, possibly people worried about potential quarantines in the near future.

I know I'm not one to talk what with my 33 rolls there, but it's not out of the ordinary. I always seem to be stocked up on toilet paper for some reason.

Well if transport is quarantined or those working with producing TP... It does stop rather quick.

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#20 CrimsonBrute  Moderator
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@GalvatronType_R:

Come one, come all! Win yourself the grand prize: a roll of toilet paper! Hurry! Hurry!

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#21 brimmul777
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What's so important about having ass wipes? I have about a dozen or so rolls left. Should I feel privileged to have them?

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#22 nepu7supastar7
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@GalvatronType_R:

I got well over 60 rolls. I think I'm good for the apocalypse. ......for now......

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#23 Horgen  Moderator
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@nepu7supastar7 said:

@GalvatronType_R:

I got well over 60 rolls. I think I'm good for the apocalypse. ......for now......

You always have that much on hand????

I think I about have about 12 rolls...

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#24 DaVillain-  Moderator
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@crimsonbrute: Dinner time:

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#25 jeezers
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Ive never understood the obsession with toilet paper in times of panic. I get food and water things you need to survive. Those 2 things you need.

Not to gross you guys out, but theres alot of other stuff you can wipe your ass with. Your never going to die from not having toilet paper.

Btw its getting warm outside and the leaves are getting big 😆

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#26 nepu7supastar7
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@horgen:

The big spending apocalypse motivated me into it. I see everyone in town buying out all the tp, so my logical conclusion is to buy a good amount before it's all gone. Even if you don't believe in all the Coronavirus craze, the panic and hysteria IS real. And it effects everyone.

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#27 sakaiXx
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We have this magical thing called bidet and we do still have a few packs left.

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#28 BenjaminBanklin
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I have four packs of the big rolls. It'll take me a while to get through them. It's just me and one other person. Soooo I THINK we're good?

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#29 DEVILinIRON
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I have 13 rolls of 2 ply toilet paper.

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#30 npiet1
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about 24, bought an extra packet last week. They have notice's here about the shortage.

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#31 Speeny
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Enough. Lol.

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#32 mandzilla  Moderator  Online
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@horgen said:
@mandzilla said:

Mhm, seems like panic buying due to misinformation going around about the virus, possibly people worried about potential quarantines in the near future.

I know I'm not one to talk what with my 33 rolls there, but it's not out of the ordinary. I always seem to be stocked up on toilet paper for some reason.

Well if transport is quarantined or those working with producing TP... It does stop rather quick.

Yup you're right, it's a legitimate worry. Some people are going a bit overboard though, or they're simply toilet paper scalpers looking to make a profit from all of this.

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#33  Edited By mrbojangles25
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Apparently toilet paper comes from China, or a lot of it does at least.

@Chutebox said:

We're low honestly lol. I'll just find three shells.

What are the three sea shells for?

:D

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@nepu7supastar7 said:

@horgen:

The big spending apocalypse motivated me into it. I see everyone in town buying out all the tp, so my logical conclusion is to buy a good amount before it's all gone. Even if you don't believe in all the Coronavirus craze, the panic and hysteria IS real. And it effects everyone.

Gotta keep the wheels in the economy running. Good you are doing your part :P

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#35 Epak_
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Maybe 18, haven't hoarded it, don't see the need, BUT some Finns have already started.

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#36 dragonfly110
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I have like 24 rolls, but I bought them like a month ago. I live alone with my fiance so I doubt we'll have to worry about the shortages any time soon lmao

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#37 JustPlainLucas
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I thought we had a pack downstairs, but we didn't, and we only a couple left in each bathroom, so we had to go out for a couple hours last night. Found some off-brand stuff at a truck stop.

God, this is the stupidest thing.

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#38 omegaMaster
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18 rolls for one person. Should last me for the rest of the year

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#39 Jacanuk
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@mandzilla said:

Mhm, seems like panic buying due to misinformation going around about the virus, possibly people worried about potential quarantines in the near future.

I know I'm not one to talk what with my 33 rolls there, but it's not out of the ordinary. I always seem to be stocked up on toilet paper for some reason.

Yup, but it´s funny about this, even if you do go into quarantine, who takes a dump so much that they would run out of TP in 14 days.

People are hilarious sometimes.

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#40 Jag85
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Use water. That's what they do in much of Asia, Italy, and the Middle East.

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#41 uninspiredcup
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Have a husky that shits a lot, so we need a lot of it. Tend to be quite extravagant wiping my arse as well, happily clog it up.

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#42 Jag85
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Water cleansing options:

Bidet

Bidet shower (butt hose)

Bidet toilet (Japanese toilet)

Lota (vessel)

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#43 Ezekiel43
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Three. I'll be washing my ass in the shower.

I've never done stocks before. How do I exploit this toilet paper situation? Do you just call a stock phone number and say put 500 dollars on Charmin? Is it a good idea?

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#44 Gwynbleidd_91
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4 big rolls but I don't run through tissue that quickly so it'll last me a while.

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#45 Ezekiel43
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Can't even find any online. Out of stock, out of stock. Assholes. Everybody is in the same situation and you have to be a dick by buying a years worth.

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#46 Ezekiel43
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So this movie is going to be made.

Full Moon is currently in post-production on the gory, outrageous cannibal corpse outbreak movie CORONA ZOMBIES!, a satirical – and timely – vision of a global pandemic spiraling out of control, one that causes its victims to become…Corona Zombies.

A government asleep at the wheel! The wealthy shrugging it off! And a virus that causes its victims to get up and kill! The people they kill…get up and kill.

CORONA ZOMBIES will be released across Full Moon’s digital entertainment platforms, including Amazon and the Full Moon Features channel and app, on April 10th, 2020.

Lock your doors and stock up on toilet paper! Because this shocker will make you s**t yourself!

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#47  Edited By Litchie
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Buying up toilet paper is probably the funniest current thing mentally challenged people do right now. Makes for great entertainment. I should probably cash in on them somehow.

I have a few rolls left. When I don't, I calmly go to the store and buy more. This isn't america, so all the TP isn't sold out. LOL. If it were, I'd use water.

I'm literally laughing my ass off as I type this..

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#48 Solaryellow
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What we are seeing is the same as the morons during snow storms who run out for bread, milk and eggs. I can think of many things I'd prefer and need if the SHTF.

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#49 foxhound_fox
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@Chutebox said:

We're low honestly lol. I'll just find three shells.

Three days since this was posted and I think only one other person here tacitly caught the reference. Shame on all of the nerds here.

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#50 HalcyonScarlet
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If anyone is interested: https://www.tomshardware.com/uk/news/nvidia-wants-gamers-to-fight-covid-19