How do you fart?

Farts. Do you fart in public? Or do you hold them in and let them bubble back up and make you feel like crap? If you do fart in public do you cover it up or let others know? If you cover it up how do you do so?

I personally in almost all cases will fart around other people. It's natural and I think they're funny. Of course there are certain instances in which letting them go would not be appropriate. I however hate holding my farts in. I hate when they bubble back up into the stomach region. So I usually release a test fart that is just a sample of the fart to come. I test it's potency and determine if it is possible to silence it. If things are right I will slowly let the fart out without sound and hopefully with a mild smell or no smell at all.

So how about you?

if im with my friends, i try and make it as loud as possible, otherwise put a silencer on it

It's fun to let one of those silent but deadly ones go in an empty Walmart aisle. Walk away and than stand back and watch as people walk through the aisle dying from your vile stench. Honestly though I prefer keeping them silent no matter where I am. Burping on the other hand... let'em out as loud as you cantestfactor888

I never fart in public. I always let them out at home though.

Off topic: Fiber-one bars make me fart a lot. Good farts too.

I like to let them ring out.

I never fart in public. I always let them out at home though.

Off topic: Fiber-one bars make me fart a lot. Good farts too.

rcignoni

Oh my heck!!! The first time i had one of those was the morning I had a very big meeting to attend.... WORST IDEA EVER!!!! I had no idea the effects would be what they were.

[QUOTE="testfactor888"]It's fun to let one of those silent but deadly ones go in an empty Walmart aisle. Walk away and than stand back and watch as people walk through the aisle dying from your vile stench. Honestly though I prefer keeping them silent no matter where I am. Burping on the other hand... let'em out as loud as you canSolidSnake35

I can let out some stinkers but not ones that go that far :P

I don't pass gas 8)

Nah, But seriously, I never let them go in public. I don't even go to the Bathroom in Public restrooms so...:D

[QUOTE="SolidSnake35"][QUOTE="testfactor888"]It's fun to let one of those silent but deadly ones go in an empty Walmart aisle. Walk away and than stand back and watch as people walk through the aisle dying from your vile stench. Honestly though I prefer keeping them silent no matter where I am. Burping on the other hand... let'em out as loud as you cantestfactor888

I can let out some stinkers but not ones that go that far :P

I don't pass gas 8)

Nah, But seriously, I never let them go in public. I don't even go to the Bathroom in Public restrooms so...:D

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We can do without a thread such as this.