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#1 Gibsonsg527
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Ladies and gentlemen I give you Titanic 2

Not only is this a disgrace to film it is also a disgrace to the people who lost their lives.

The story goes like this. On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury cruise liner is named the Titanic 2 and it sets out on the SAME course as the original Titanic and guess what it suffers the SAME fate as the original.I don't even know what to say.

EDIT: I just realized its not Hollywood but this movie is still a disgrace.

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#2 Pirate700
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It really has become sad. If it doesn't improve movies may soon be a thing of the past.

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#3 ferrari2001
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AAAHAHAHAHAHA! B-movie are the best things ever invented. Should be a good laugh... (Wait)... I've just been informed it is not indeed suppose to be a comedy. Well this is awkward.
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Wow, you're right, someone should really think of the survivors of the Titanic as well as the families of the victims, all who would be deeply offended by this.

Oh no wait, the Titanic incident happened nearly 100 years ago, everyone who was on that ship or knew someone on that ship is now dead :|

Also, I wouldn't really say that the studio who made this counts as being a part of Hollywood. They're a straight-to-video studio, one that is notorious for ripping off blockbuster movies to make cash-in movies intended to only sale because their names are so simliar to movies that are actually good that people buying them as gifts might get confused and buy the wrong movie instead. The only original movie that studio has ever produced was Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.

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#5 GabuEx
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This is... a joke, right? A parody?

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#6 spazzx625
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Don't see what this has to do with Hollywood... It's a direct to video release...
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#7 comp_atkins
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you sure?

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#8 Mr_Alexander
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Why couldn't they just have made an adaption of the Titanic incident, this is just ridiculous. Oh and it IS okay to make Titanic jokes now I think, since it's been a 100 years.
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#9 bigdcstile
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[QUOTE="spazzx625"]Don't see what this has to do with Hollywood... It's a direct to video release...

This isn't Hollywood... this is the Asylum. The same company that brought us Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus and Mega Piranha and Transmorphers. (no, that last one is not a typo.)
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#10 Overlord93
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what is this don't even
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#11 Agent-Zero
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"Not an actual sequel to Titanic. Titanic II just happens to be the name of the ship." from the imdb.com trivia section for Titanic II
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#12 xsynth
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It can't be any worse than the string of parody movies that get released in cinemas now-a-days. date movie.. epic movie.. vampire suck.... ugh...
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A few years ago I heard someone made a sequel to titanic where it continues sinking such that it goes through the earth then comes out on the other side, near china, where something interesting happened. That sounded more interesting than the film in the op
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#14 Overlord93
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It can't be any worse than the string of parody movies that get released in cinemas now-a-days. date movie.. epic movie.. vampire suck.... ugh...xsynth
yeah, you can just watch the trailers for those films and you will have seen the only funny bits.
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#15 deactivated-58df4522915cb
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asylum doesnt count as hollywood.

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#16 dunl12496
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A few years ago I heard someone made a sequel to titanic where it continues sinking such that it goes through the earth then comes out on the other side, near china, where something interesting happened. That sounded more interesting than the film in the opEJ902

That could be great! But this is a disgrace. A JB movie is worse but come on people. And Leonardo is probably replaced with Snooki for a lesbian sensation right?

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Wow, you're right, someone should really think of the survivors of the Titanic as well as the families of the victims, all who would be deeply offended by this.

Oh no wait, the Titanic incident happened nearly 100 years ago, everyone who was on that ship or knew someone on that ship is now dead :|

Also, I wouldn't really say that the studio who made this counts as being a part of Hollywood. They're a straight-to-video studio, one that is notorious for ripping off blockbuster movies to make cash-in movies intended to only sale because their names are so simliar to movies that are actually good that people buying them as gifts might get confused and buy the wrong movie instead. The only original movie that studio has ever produced was Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.

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Yea but still this is really stupid.

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[QUOTE="bigdcstile"][QUOTE="spazzx625"]Don't see what this has to do with Hollywood... It's a direct to video release...

This isn't Hollywood... this is the Asylum. The same company that brought us Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus and Mega Piranha and Transmorphers. (no, that last one is not a typo.)

i feel low. ive seen both transmorphers yes there are two. and parts of the other two you mentioned....winner. transmorphers is by far the worse of the bunch mentioned lol
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#19 Gibsonsg527
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asylum doesnt count as hollywood.

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I didn't realize that but Im still going to make fun of Hollywood :P

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#20 LOXO7
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Wow. I joked about making the sequel a few years back. I made a thread on a movie forum on another CBS site, but I can't find it. :(

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#21 Allicrombie
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everyone knows Hollywood hit its peak in 1939, then it was all downhill. =p
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#22 weezyfb
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ahahahaaha "history is repeating itself" i died at that part
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#23 CheapPerfume
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I would love to watch this movie drunk.
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#24 WGTC007
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Insulting to both the movie and the real story.

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#25 CheapPerfume
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everyone knows Hollywood hit its peak in 1939, then it was all downhill. =pAllicrombie
More like 1915, with Birth of a Nation.
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[QUOTE="kayoticdreamz"][QUOTE="bigdcstile"][QUOTE="spazzx625"]Don't see what this has to do with Hollywood... It's a direct to video release...

This isn't Hollywood... this is the Asylum. The same company that brought us Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus and Mega Piranha and Transmorphers. (no, that last one is not a typo.)

i feel low. ive seen both transmorphers yes there are two. and parts of the other two you mentioned....winner. transmorphers is by far the worse of the bunch mentioned lol

At least those were partially entertaining because of how bad they were. I'm pissed at Mega Fault. Oh Eriq la Salle. How far you've fallen.
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#27 GreySeal9
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I don't know about you guys, but I think this is funny as ****

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[QUOTE="bigdcstile"][QUOTE="kayoticdreamz"][QUOTE="bigdcstile"] This isn't Hollywood... this is the Asylum. The same company that brought us Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus and Mega Piranha and Transmorphers. (no, that last one is not a typo.)

i feel low. ive seen both transmorphers yes there are two. and parts of the other two you mentioned....winner. transmorphers is by far the worse of the bunch mentioned lol

At least those were partially entertaining because of how bad they were. I'm pissed at Mega Fault. Oh Eriq la Salle. How far you've fallen.

true transmorphers and seeing the microphones on screen was epic and driving transmorpher car scene of the sequel lol
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#29 fl4tlined
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guys this is the asylum the same company that brought us...

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#30 bigdcstile
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guys this is the asylum the same company that brought us...

fl4tlined

To be fair... Sherlock Holmes, a time machine and an effin' T-Rex are pretty wicked.

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#31 fl4tlined
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[QUOTE="fl4tlined"]

guys this is the asylum the same company that brought us...

bigdcstile

To be fair... Sherlock Holmes, a time machine and an effin' T-Rex are pretty wicked.

dont forget ironman cant forget ironman

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#32 Lord_Daemon
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I don't know about you guys, but I think this is funny as ****

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And this was pretty much the entire reason behind making the movie as many ideas behind projects that Asylum spits out...get a sense of humor for heaven's sake as it was a wonderful idea for a low budget film. How did an oft used subject for numerous disaster films suddenly become some sort of sacred cow in your eye? How is one silly film from a direct to video company suddenly a symbol for a Hollywood bereft of ideas? Have you seen Son of Kong (1933)? It's one of the worst and most unnecessary sequels ever, and yet that studio went on to make many fine classics.

If it makes you feel any better everybody but one person died in Titanic II...even those folks that got to the many emergency boats.

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#33 Gibsonsg527
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I don't know about you guys, but I think this is funny as ****

GreySeal9

I really can't find this funny because I am more serious about films since I want to be a director, Im in film school right now. I can see why some people like watching B grade movies but to me watching them is likecuttingmy eyes out.

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[QUOTE="GreySeal9"]

I don't know about you guys, but I think this is funny as ****

Gibsonsg527

I really can't find this funny because I am more serious about films since I want to be a director, Im in film school right now. I can see why some people like watching B grade movies but to me watching them is likecuttingmy eyes out.

Well, I'm not actually going to watch this. I just find the concept to be so stupid that it's hilarious.

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#35 PandaTrueno86
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This is Asylum we're talking about...It's no surprise

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[QUOTE="GreySeal9"]

I don't know about you guys, but I think this is funny as ****

Gibsonsg527

I really can't find this funny because I am more serious about films since I want to be a director, Im in film school right now. I can see why some people like watching B grade movies but to me watching them is likecuttingmy eyes out.

I've studied film for years, watched, re-watched and analyzed movies to their core. I love movies, probably more than any form of media or medium for artistic expression. How can you say that you enjoy movies when you can't even get a kick out of a terribly made film? How can you judge what is even good without comparing the bad, unless you're purely using a text book understanding of 'qualiy'?
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#37 Gibsonsg527
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This is Asylum we're talking about...It's no surprise

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I had no Idea who they were. I don't watch terrible B grade movies.

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Why would they do that?!!?!?!?
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#39 mrbojangles25
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it aint no land titanic

File:Land Titanic.png

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#40 curono
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[QUOTE="spazzx625"]Don't see what this has to do with Hollywood... It's a direct to video release...

got a point... still it isd sad how this project got green lighted.
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hahaha...I'm reaaaaly curios who are the people who sat down, read the scrip and said to themselves " you know, this is a good ideea, we should definately make this "... what a bunch of f****** a*******

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[QUOTE="Gibsonsg527"]

[QUOTE="GreySeal9"]

I don't know about you guys, but I think this is funny as ****

CheapPerfume

I really can't find this funny because I am more serious about films since I want to be a director, Im in film school right now. I can see why some people like watching B grade movies but to me watching them is likecuttingmy eyes out.

I've studied film for years, watched, re-watched and analyzed movies to their core. I love movies, probably more than any form of media or medium for artistic expression. How can you say that you enjoy movies when you can't even get a kick out of a terribly made film? How can you judge what is even good without comparing the bad, unless you're purely using a text book understanding of 'qualiy'?

I just can't watch them. I have seensome terrible B grade movies and I just can't find any enjoyment from them. I find them soo terrible I can't even laugh at them. I love comedies and and I even love stupidly bad made comides like that kung fu movie that was soo stupid where they had the main character fight a cow (I can't rember the name of it). I just can't find any enjoyment in these kind of movies.

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#43 PandaTrueno86
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[QUOTE="PandaTrueno86"]

This is Asylum we're talking about...It's no surprise

Gibsonsg527

I had no Idea who they were. I don't watch terrible B grade movies.

Read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Asylum

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[QUOTE="CheapPerfume"][QUOTE="Gibsonsg527"] I really can't find this funny because I am more serious about films since I want to be a director, Im in film school right now. I can see why some people like watching B grade movies but to me watching them is likecuttingmy eyes out.

Gibsonsg527

I've studied film for years, watched, re-watched and analyzed movies to their core. I love movies, probably more than any form of media or medium for artistic expression. How can you say that you enjoy movies when you can't even get a kick out of a terribly made film? How can you judge what is even good without comparing the bad, unless you're purely using a text book understanding of 'qualiy'?

I just can't watch them. I have seensome terrible B grade movies and I just can't find any enjoyment from them. I find them soo terrible I can't even laugh at them. I love comedies and and I even love stupidly bad made comides like that kung fu movie that was soo stupid where they had the main character fight a cow (I can't rember the name of it). I just can't find any enjoyment in these kind of movies.

It's called Kung Pow, and based on how you describe your taste (or lack thereof) you will never understand the exploitation film genre. That's a huge loss for anyone who claims to enjoy movies.
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#45 Maniacc1
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This isn't Hollywood.
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#46 Wilfred_Owen
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This is... a joke, right? A parody?

GabuEx
Zombies are suddenly something to joke about?
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[QUOTE="Gibsonsg527"]

[QUOTE="CheapPerfume"] I've studied film for years, watched, re-watched and analyzed movies to their core. I love movies, probably more than any form of media or medium for artistic expression. How can you say that you enjoy movies when you can't even get a kick out of a terribly made film? How can you judge what is even good without comparing the bad, unless you're purely using a text book understanding of 'qualiy'?CheapPerfume

I just can't watch them. I have seensome terrible B grade movies and I just can't find any enjoyment from them. I find them soo terrible I can't even laugh at them. I love comedies and and I even love stupidly bad made comides like that kung fu movie that was soo stupid where they had the main character fight a cow (I can't rember the name of it). I just can't find any enjoyment in these kind of movies.

It's called Kung Pow, and based on how you describe your taste (or lack thereof) you will never understand the exploitation film genre. That's a huge loss for anyone who claims to enjoy movies.

Judging by this forum and the last one you were in I think you just a troll. But if your not then just accept the fact that I don't like terrible movies. I watch movies to be entertained not throw up.

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#48 Gibsonsg527
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This isn't Hollywood. Maniacc1
I already said that in the when I edited it,

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#49 rocket9434
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Watched this movie a few days ago. Needless to say, it was so bad it was actually funny.

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#50 CheapPerfume
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[QUOTE="CheapPerfume"][QUOTE="Gibsonsg527"] I just can't watch them. I have seensome terrible B grade movies and I just can't find any enjoyment from them. I find them soo terrible I can't even laugh at them. I love comedies and and I even love stupidly bad made comides like that kung fu movie that was soo stupid where they had the main character fight a cow (I can't rember the name of it). I just can't find any enjoyment in these kind of movies.

Gibsonsg527

It's called Kung Pow, and based on how you describe your taste (or lack thereof) you will never understand the exploitation film genre. That's a huge loss for anyone who claims to enjoy movies.

Judging by this forum and the last one you were in I think you just a troll. But if your not then just accept the fact that I don't like terrible movies. I watch movies to be entertained not throw up.

That's like saying you'll trow up every time you see a fat female, because you 'love women' (this is an example, not specifically you). I would understand this, but at the same time there is something entertaining about seeing 500 lbs. of flesh waddle from the counter of a Mc Donald's to their massive SUV, then laugh harder when the suspension sinks do to their weight.