Have you ever fallen asleep on/at the toilet?

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#1 smithy92
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So have you, I haven't I'm just getting known for my crazy polls...
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#2 SinkO
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Yes. I've also passed out while throwing up, so I woke up with my head IN the toilet.
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#3 X360PS3AMD05
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:| no
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#4 blackleech
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No.. I wonder how it is possible > >
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#5 Celldrax
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No.....though I may have fallen asleep momentarily in the bath when I yas younger.....now I can't even relax in a bath (damn itchy reactions & rashes from heat! :x )
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#6 longhorn7
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No.. I wonder how it is possible > >blackleech
if you take a deuce the moment you wake up...its definately possible lol
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#7 PaintballinDude
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Yes, I had really strong body buzz from putting in snuff for the first time and i fell alseep sitting on the john
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#8 funkadelichika
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Well that one time when I had a horrible stomach flu I fell asleep on the floor near the toilet... I didn;t want to leave the washroom so yeah I made camp there...
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#9 Guiltfeeder566
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Nay, i have not.
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#10 Vick_Devi
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no...not even close...
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#11 AbuSharkas8
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No :?
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A few years ago i was going out with this really gorgeous girl, after a few weeks of going out she invited me to her best friends house party, this was the first time she introduced me to all of her mates, they were quite well to do and I was under orders to behave myself, as I wanted to make a good impression I was more than happy to oblige......:D

 It all started off well, the vodka's were going down well and I was chatty and pleasant, it started to go wrong when i started dancing ( I cant/dont dance unless im drunk!):?

Any way to cut a long story short, I was awoken by a door being broken in and I remember being dragged out of the house and into the street, it turns out I went to the toilet and I must of collapsed whilst taking a pee, apparently I was hugging the base of the toilet and murmuring like a retard people were complaining that they couldnt use the loo as it was locked.:twisted:

When my girlfriend realised i was missing they realised it was me, and a few burly blokes, including the hosts brother, broke the door down and dragged me outside.....:shock:

Dont know what all the fuss was about really I enjoyed myself although my girlfriend was embarassed beyond belief.. That nearly split us up and it took a while before she invited to any more of her friends houses!;)

Thanks for reading.

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And yes I still like vodka!:D

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#13 fannaix
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no and i think.

is it possible?  

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#14 longhorn7
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A few years ago i was going out with this really gorgeous girl, after a few weeks of going out she invited me to her best friends house party, this was the first time she introduced me to all of her mates, they were quite well to do and I was under orders to behave myself, as I wanted to make a good impression I was more than happy to oblige......:D

It all started off well, the vodka's were going down well and I was chatty and pleasant, it started to go wrong when i started dancing ( I cant/dont dance unless im drunk!):?

Any way to cut a long story short, I was awoken by a door being broken in and I remember being dragged out of the house and into the street, it turns out I went to the toilet and I must of collapsed whilst taking a pee, apparently I was hugging the base of the toilet and murmuring like a retard people were complaining that they couldnt use the loo as it was locked.:twisted:

When my girlfriend realised i was missing they realised it was me, and a few burly blokes, including the hosts brother, broke the door down and dragged me outside.....:shock:

Dont know what all the fuss was about really I enjoyed myself although my girlfriend was embarassed beyond belief.. That nearly split us up and it took a while before she invited to any more of her friends houses!;)

Thanks for reading.

ps

And yes I still like vodka!:D

Lolster12345
if they were her friends they coulda not been such jerks about it lol
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#15 double_decker
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No... can't say that I have, although I have almost fell asleep in the bathtub a few times when drunk:|
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#16 Hallenbeck77  Moderator
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No, but I was so constipated one time that my legs fell asleep when I was finally done. Nearly busted my head against the wall trying to get up.

 

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#17 bebopoutlaw3gun
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Yeah...I was...a little trashed and I went to take a piss and...I guess I fell asleep cause I woke up on the floor next to the toilet...
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#18 immortality20
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Yes, New Years...too much to drink. I wasnt on the toilet, I was just laying beside it, better in there then on my floor..which happened before too.
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#19 Mossaike
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I don't remeber my age but I was pretty young when I did fall asleep on the toilet :D, it was pretty funny.
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#20 lugiemojeed
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probably like once
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#21 zeus_gb
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No I haven't.
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#22 Alpha_Zealot
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Me neither.
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#23 dommeus
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People here clearly don't drink enough.
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#24 teh_destroyer
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taking a dump can be quite tiring.ever thrown up and takin a dump at the same time?I have :?
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#25 bluezy
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No...:?Who has?
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#26 X360PS3AMD05
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taking a dump can be quite tiring.ever thrown up and takin a dump at the same time?I have :?teh_destroyer
yah but i always drag myself to the floor or the bed, don't pass out on the toilet :lol:
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#27 kitty  Moderator
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no i havent
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#28 oscar530
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No, and I never want to fall asleep on the toilet or bathtub lol