Grate cheese on those abs? - have you ever heard that expression

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#1 whipassmt
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Have you ever heard the expression "you can grate cheese on that guy's abs", which is supposed to mean that the person has good abdominal muscles? I haven't heard that term until about a week or two ago, I was in my room while my mom and my sister were watching their soap opera and the head nurse found out that one of the other nurses might be dating some guy and she said "you can grate cheese on that man's abs" but at first I thought that she said "you can grate cheese on that man's ass" so I was shocked and then I saw the text on the closed caption show up as "you can grate cheese on that man's abs".

Have you ever heard or used that expression?

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Yes, all the time.
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#3 Nibroc420
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"you can grate cheese on that man's ass"

whipassmt

That would be more impressive.

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sick thread dawg
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sick thread dawgWolfattheDoor34
woo woo! There's a wolf at my door!

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Yeah, tons of times.

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it only works with cream cheese
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#8 whipassmt
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[QUOTE="whipassmt"]"you can grate cheese on that man's ass"

Nibroc420

That would be more impressive.

What if he farted while the person was grating though?

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#9 surrealnumber5
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[QUOTE="Nibroc420"]

[QUOTE="whipassmt"]"you can grate cheese on that man's ass"

whipassmt

That would be more impressive.

What if he farted while the person was grating though?

that depends on the cheese, if it is a beer cheese, the smell would improve. if it is a hard cheese chances are it would dust the person grating, and if it were an oozing cheese your might just make a fart bubble.
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#10 whipassmt
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it only works with cream cheese surrealnumber5
your abs must not be hard or sharp enough.

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#11 whipassmt
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[QUOTE="whipassmt"]

[QUOTE="Nibroc420"]

That would be more impressive.

surrealnumber5

What if he farted while the person was grating though?

that depends on the cheese, if it is a beer cheese, the smell would improve. if it is a hard cheese chances are it would dust the person grating, and if it were an oozing cheese your might just make a fart bubble.

I'm guessing it would be a hard cheese, I think those are mostly the ones that get grated. That would be funny to see, the guy would blast the little grated cheese pieces all over the other guy.

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#12 surrealnumber5
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[QUOTE="surrealnumber5"]it only works with cream cheese whipassmt

your abs must not be hard or sharp enough.

pfft, i'd like to see you grate an amorphous blob