Got into a street fight today while playing hockey... (PICS)

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#1 TimmyTortillla
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I just got back from the shower, I am so embassed :(. There was this hot girl (easily 9/10, pics) at this hockey game here at Penn State. I was playing with my friends and I wanted to impress the girl because I think she looked in my direction and was obviously flirting with me I think she wanted me. I walked up to her friend and get the 9/10 girl's number so I was pretty excited.

Anyway, there was this dude Tex (he is like 280 lbs) who is the resident tough guy, he attached a knife to a string and tied it to his goalie stick, and they were rolling bowling balls at us and they had one dude who woudl basically tackle you.

well I started gettin pissed. I am a big street hockey player I played in my youth and I dont like to take **** Tex was runnin his mouth and I got fed up and said "shut the **** up you ******" and he said "you wanna go?" and I was like "bring it" and he started coming toward me and leaning forward to check me.

well I am to smart for that I went low and took out his legs, he smashed into the pavement and I jumped on top and started bashing his head in, a dude from his team bashed into me (I was on my knees but still deflected him) but my arm went numb, and I realized that I had passed stool into my pants. immediately I had no desire to fight anymore and someone put me in a headlock and my team finally came over and helped me, and I didnt know wat to do, everyone was laughing and I broke down into tears.

suddenly I realized that Jesus had passed stool when he went into a rage in the Temple when he was overturning tables and chasing out the prostitutes and gamblers. In his exertion he had loosed his bowels but prayed on it to the Father afterwards and was forgiven. I realized that I have a powerful spiritual gift and that I must preserve my stool because it is blessed by the Holy Spirit. I skated away a new man.

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What should I do now OT? I obviously got this girls attention but I definitely made a bad impression... I got her number should I text her and see if she replies back?

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#2 Lto_thaG
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Pics or it didn'....Wait what?

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#3 Brainkiller05
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you were trying to impress a girl? i don't see any girls
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#4 Pirate700
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That's some some pretty sweet foam goalie gear. :lol:

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#5 narutoisapirate
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What is passing stool?

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#6 Darthkaiser
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This was already posted a while ago
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Copy pasta is delicious.

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#8 needled24-7
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i see no pic of the chick or the stool. i am dissapoint :(

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#9 ZeroHalberd
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damn dude i would be pretty embarrassed, sick fight description though, brave move. however I don't see how this jesus thing relates? anywho I don't think this girl is going to totally hate you now unless she's pretty shallow. either way forget about it

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#10 GucciMane1017
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...Is this Treesmash?
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#11 fmacraze
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What is passing stool?

narutoisapirate
i think he took a crap :s
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#12 Lockedge
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You should be dancing, yeaaaahh! Passin stool is super cool bro. You doesn't afraid of anything
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#13 Mr_Anderson1817
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Copy pasta is delicious.

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Hardcore dude.

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Where is that at Penn State, eh?
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[QUOTE="PerfectCircles"]

Copy pasta is delicious.

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y are all the avis on the linked thread buff guyz?

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[QUOTE="Mr_Anderson1817"]

[QUOTE="PerfectCircles"]

Copy pasta is delicious.

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y are all the avis on the linked thread buff guyz?

That's the bodybuilding forum, guy. Those are the posters.
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#19 poseidonwest
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I wanted to see the passing of the stool :(

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#20 dunl12496
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...Is this Treesmash?GucciMane1017

Probably. I love that guy.

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#21 Setsa
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Lolwot? Seriously, street fights don't impress anyone, even on the internet.
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#23 GucciMane1017
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[QUOTE="GucciMane1017"]...Is this Treesmash?dunl12496

Probably. I love that guy.

I still want to know who's alt he is.
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#24 GucciMane1017
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[QUOTE="GucciMane1017"]...Is this Treesmash?InEMplease

There's a bit of Treesmash in everyone.

Really? We all have a little bit of the mind who made a topic about duecing his pants at church, hiding the underwear in his drawer, and taking it out a few weeks later, to find them hard and crusty? Mind = Blown
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#25 poseidonwest
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[QUOTE="InEMplease"]

[QUOTE="GucciMane1017"]...Is this Treesmash?GucciMane1017

There's a bit of Treesmash in everyone.

Really? We all have a little bit of the mind who made a topic about duecing his pants at church, hiding the underwear in his drawer, and taking it out a few weeks later, to find them hard and crusty? Mind = Blown

It's the reason nobody's perfect.
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[QUOTE="dodgerblue13"][QUOTE="Feryraiser"]

[QUOTE="Mr_Anderson1817"]

+1

y are all the avis on the linked thread buff guyz?

That's the bodybuilding forum, guy. Those are the posters.

I guessed this
This was already posted a while agoDarthkaiser
And I am not mistaken, when I searched the fourms I found out TheOTMan post this same thread with the same pics with a different name "Passed stool in my pants during street hockey game... srs... FML (pics) " But I get an error once I click the thread.
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#28 dunl12496
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[QUOTE="InEMplease"]

[QUOTE="GucciMane1017"]...Is this Treesmash?GucciMane1017

There's a bit of Treesmash in everyone.

Really? We all have a little bit of the mind who made a topic about duecing his pants at church, hiding the underwear in his drawer, and taking it out a few weeks later, to find them hard and crusty? Mind = Blown

Oh my GOSH!!

Stool=Butt Tissue

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#31 tocklestein2005
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i see no pic of the chick or the stool. i am dissapoint :(

needled24-7
:lol: this
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#32 fusionhunter
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Well out off all the crazy threads I have seen this is new. Few guys playing ground hockey hopping the s*%@ out of each other.

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#33 drufeous
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Who bashes into people these days?

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#34 0Tyler0
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I liked it, even though it's bs :P
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[QUOTE="Mr_Anderson1817"]

[QUOTE="PerfectCircles"]

Copy pasta is delicious.

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y are all the avis on the linked thread buff guyz?

Gotta love OT 8)