good pick up lines

"Girl, you're like the hottest magma oozing from the Tectonic Plate I'd like to order for you at the best restaurant in town. When our continents collide, you'll feel the sudden craggy upthrust of our brand-new mountain range in every one of your orogenous zones. This is no cheap subduction. I've changed my ways since the Pre-Cambrian. I know what you've heard about me, but I don't just want to make the bedrock, I want to write a new epoch with you."

8) epic geology pickup line

"I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex."

Makes sense to me.

"I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex."

Makes sense to me.

Sajo7

This only worked on Jennifer Connelly.

"Girl, you're like the hottest magma oozing from the Tectonic Plate I'd like to order for you at the best restaurant in town. When our continents collide, you'll feel the sudden craggy upthrust of our brand-new mountain range in every one of your orogenous zones. This is no cheap subduction. I've changed my ways since the Pre-Cambrian. I know what you've heard about me, but I don't just want to make the bedrock, I want to write a new epoch with you."

8) epic geology pickup line

blooddemon666

Too long.

" I'm a geologist, can I drill you for a core sample? "

Simple and to the point.

any one has a better one?simonromano2007

You want to use them, doncha?

If you are an engineer or a engineering student, use this:

I understand the movement of rigid bodies... need me to teach you?

Stolen from some '10 reasons to date engineering students' facebook group started by my university.

They say the "I bet you have a beautiful smile" works the most..

1) How much does a Polar Bear weigh on a frozen lake? -they usually say, "i dont know"- enough to break the ice, my name is -insert your name-

2)Do you work for UPS cus i could've sworn you were checking out my package :P

3)What has 75 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper

Number 1 is my best one. Enjoy.

Do you have a mirror in your pants? Cuz I see myself in them.

1) How much does a Polar Bear weigh on a frozen lake? -they usually say, "i dont know"- enough to break the ice, my name is -insert your name-

2)Do you work for UPS cus i could've sworn you were checking out my package :P

3)What has 75 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper

Number 1 is my best one. Enjoy.

Sports_N_E_1

Roses are red, violets are blue, all my base are belong to you.

Did you just fart, cause you blew me away!