good pick up lines

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#1 Posted by simonromano2007 (657 posts) -
what is the best pick up line youve ever heard
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#2 Posted by inyourface_12 (14757 posts) -
does this smell like chloroform to you?
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#3 Posted by blooddemon666 (22587 posts) -

"Girl, you're like the hottest magma oozing from the Tectonic Plate I'd like to order for you at the best restaurant in town. When our continents collide, you'll feel the sudden craggy upthrust of our brand-new mountain range in every one of your orogenous zones. This is no cheap subduction. I've changed my ways since the Pre-Cambrian. I know what you've heard about me, but I don't just want to make the bedrock, I want to write a new epoch with you."

8) epic geology pickup line

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#4 Posted by simonromano2007 (657 posts) -
any one has a better one?
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#5 Posted by Sajo7 (14049 posts) -

"I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex."

Makes sense to me.

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#6 Posted by Lyphe2k (3385 posts) -

"I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex."

Makes sense to me.

Sajo7

This only worked on Jennifer Connelly.

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#7 Posted by Notsogr8one (3739 posts) -
"Open Sesame"
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#8 Posted by Algolagnia (1084 posts) -

"Girl, you're like the hottest magma oozing from the Tectonic Plate I'd like to order for you at the best restaurant in town. When our continents collide, you'll feel the sudden craggy upthrust of our brand-new mountain range in every one of your orogenous zones. This is no cheap subduction. I've changed my ways since the Pre-Cambrian. I know what you've heard about me, but I don't just want to make the bedrock, I want to write a new epoch with you."

8) epic geology pickup line

blooddemon666

Too long.

" I'm a geologist, can I drill you for a core sample? "

Simple and to the point.

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#9 Posted by Napster06 (5659 posts) -

any one has a better one?simonromano2007

You want to use them, doncha?

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#10 Posted by Rattlesnake_8 (18452 posts) -
There is no such thing as a good pickup line. They only work in movies, and even then they come off tacky and lame.
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#11 Posted by RKfromDownunder (1463 posts) -

If you are an engineer or a engineering student, use this:

I understand the movement of rigid bodies... need me to teach you?

Stolen from some '10 reasons to date engineering students' facebook group started by my university.

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#13 Posted by Ronstera (6112 posts) -

They say the "I bet you have a beautiful smile" works the most..

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#14 Posted by sir_ewok (51 posts) -
Get in the van!
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#15 Posted by Sports_N_E_1 (881 posts) -

1) How much does a Polar Bear weigh on a frozen lake? -they usually say, "i dont know"- enough to break the ice, my name is -insert your name-

2)Do you work for UPS cus i could've sworn you were checking out my package :P

3)What has 75 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper

Number 1 is my best one. Enjoy.

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#16 Posted by Infinite-Zr0 (13284 posts) -

Do you have a mirror in your pants? Cuz I see myself in them.

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#17 Posted by AIH_PSP (2318 posts) -

1) How much does a Polar Bear weigh on a frozen lake? -they usually say, "i dont know"- enough to break the ice, my name is -insert your name-

2)Do you work for UPS cus i could've sworn you were checking out my package :P

3)What has 75 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper

Number 1 is my best one. Enjoy.

Sports_N_E_1
lol at the first and third one.
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#18 Posted by Grodus5 (7934 posts) -

Roses are red, violets are blue, all my base are belong to you.

Did you just fart, cause you blew me away!

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#19 Posted by Ignignokt104 (4624 posts) -
How would you like to gain 170 pounds for 3 minutes?
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#20 Posted by Boba_Fett_3710 (8783 posts) -
I bet that you look good on the dance floor, I don't know if you're looking for romance or... I don't know what you're looking for.
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#21 Posted by Jaks_Secret (9003 posts) -
Though I'm not a Robot Chicken fan, one pickup line from the show has always managed to be awesome; "are you from heaven, because I have an erection!"