Funny and Random questions (A.K.A Unanswered questions in science)

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#1 dsreviewguy
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If You have an answer to any of these questions please let me know.

When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?

Who killed the dead sea?

Where is Old Zealand?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?

If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

If beauty is skin deep, do ugly people have to remove their skin to look attractive?

they abduct the dumbest people?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

Do nuns use crayons?

Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?

What do chickens think we taste like?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?

Do fish get thirsty?

Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?

What happens when you swallow your pride?

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

What if someone died in the living room?

Do mass murderers kill only in church?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?

What is the speed of dark?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?

When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

When night falls who picks it up?

When people lose weight, where does it go?

How come chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?


If you have any more too add to the list tell me and I will put the on my page
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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? :x

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#3 Lord_Daemon
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Hey at least the scientific community finally figured out how bees are able to fly. That's got to count for something.

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#4 Oleg_Huzwog
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Where is Old Zealand?dsreviewguy

It's a province in the Netherlands. Lower left corner on the map.

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#5 LightR
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? :P

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#6 shaunk89
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[QUOTE="dsreviewguy"]Where is Old Zealand?Oleg_Huzwog

It's a province in the Netherlands. Lower left corner on the map.

I thought it was in Denmark?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand_(Denmark)

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#7 phillo99
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[QUOTE="Oleg_Huzwog"]

[QUOTE="dsreviewguy"]Where is Old Zealand?shaunk89

It's a province in the Netherlands. Lower left corner on the map.

I thought it was in Denmark?http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand_(Denmark)

Yes, but New Zealand was named after the other Zeeland.

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#8 Dantheman102100
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Cool story bro
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#9 sofakingfat
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i can answer like half of them