Funniest threats youv'e received over Xboxlive

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#1 JtodaD
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Funniest threat I have received over xbox live has to be someone telling me he was going to send a virus via IP address and added"None of ya bytches have fire wall!"
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#2 quiglythegreat
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I've personally offered to beat someone to death with my mother's carcass when someone accused me of lying about my mom being dead. Which I was.
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Join Xbox Live Today! :?
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Playing Dead or alive 4 and this kid was cursing about his.. you know.... I came back with a bunch of insults and he stopped talking. Then he started screaming very loud "suck my...."
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#5 jasinc77
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Quote-I know you cheated, you tried to steal my connection through your Tv.

-some random moron on xbox live

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Someone singing "How do you like my balls in your face" over and over
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#7 Funkdaddy13
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People don't threaten me over Live. I don't know where everyone is getting the idea that people insult you over Live. Maybe it's only in "Underground" cuz I play in Pro.
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#8 jasinc77
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People don't threaten me over Live. I don't know where everyone is getting the idea that people insult you over Live. Maybe it's only in "Underground" cuz I play in Pro.Funkdaddy13

gamer zones do not effect anything....

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#9 Poetically_Just
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"im going to rape u if u do that again" :?

all i did was beat him in one game

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[QUOTE="Funkdaddy13"]People don't threaten me over Live. I don't know where everyone is getting the idea that people insult you over Live. Maybe it's only in "Underground" cuz I play in Pro.jasinc77

gamer zones do not effect anything....

Yes they do. For example, if you choose family, you'll never (if not rarely) play with Underground people...
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#11 RPG10080
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Some kid said, "Shut the **** up or I'll kill you with my rockets that attack!!"

It was pretty funny at the moment...

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#12 UrbanSpartan125
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No one ever dared to threaten me over Xbox live.
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#13 Dasc00
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Bahahaha, last year some dude over XBL told me he'd come over to my friends house (I don't have XBL myself), so we asked for his phone number, and called him up....what a ***
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#14 Hellraiser3899
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Some kid said, "Shut the **** up or I'll kill you with my rockets that attack!!"

It was pretty funny at the moment...

RPG10080
:lol: I like that one, "rockets that attack" Eh?
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"I'll going to tell my mom if you don't stop cussing." my reply, "Sorry, I didn't know I can't cuss while playing an M-Rated game."
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[QUOTE="RPG-er"]"I'll going to tell my mom if you don't stop cussing." my reply, "Sorry, I didn't know I can't cuss while playing an M-Rated game."

I would've said something else but I can't post that here... :P
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[QUOTE="Funkdaddy13"][QUOTE="RPG-er"]"I'll going to tell my mom if you don't stop cussing." my reply, "Sorry, I didn't know I can't cuss while playing an M-Rated game."

I would've said something else but I can't post that here... :P

oh, i said other thing too. :lol:
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[QUOTE="Funkdaddy13"]People don't threaten me over Live. I don't know where everyone is getting the idea that people insult you over Live. Maybe it's only in "Underground" cuz I play in Pro.jasinc77

gamer zones do not effect anything....

lol another idiot who thinks that Gamerzone actually matters. He probably believes he's a PRO gamer because it says so next to his name. so many morons out there; recreation ftw. 

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#19 zobo93
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It wasn't a threat, but some kid took a picture of his a$$ and sent it to me because I kicked him out of my Gears of War game.
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#20 kornholio360
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Some kid said he'd cut my balls off and make me eat them. :lol:
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#21 Poetically_Just
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[QUOTE="RPG10080"]

Some kid said, "Shut the **** up or I'll kill you with my rockets that attack!!"

It was pretty funny at the moment...

Hellraiser3899

:lol: I like that one, "rockets that attack" Eh?

:lol: that is a good one

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#22 schoeffmaster
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Quote-I know you cheated, you tried to steal my connection through your Tv.

-some random moron on xbox live

jasinc77
lmao thats a new one :lol:
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#23 AARONRULZ1
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I haven't been threatned on xbox live...yet.
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#24 sidler88
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well i was told that this fellow would trace my IP address, come to my house, and rape my girlfriend

although its always funny to hear "ILL KILL YOU IN 'RL'"

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#25 schoeffmaster
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I dont have Xbox live...but i have heard some funny **** on Socom

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"Save me" over and over again...he sounded like he was five. I told him he was permadead but kept saying it...after a couple minutes, we voted him. He got back on on another name and tried to teamkill me...I shot him once with a bolt action sniper rifle while jumping in the air and it killed him...then we voted him again. LOL he was mad

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#26 schoeffmaster
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well i was told that this fellow would trace my IP address, come to my house, and rape my girlfriend

although its always funny to hear "ILL KILL YOU IN 'RL'"

sidler88

RL meaning real life?
LOL he must have been mad

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#27 schoeffmaster
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"I'll going to tell my mom if you don't stop cussing." my reply, "Sorry, I didn't know I can't cuss while playing an M-Rated game."RPG-er
lmao a person says that every so often on socom 3...I never really understood that though...
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#28 Funkdaddy13
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[QUOTE="jasinc77"]

[QUOTE="Funkdaddy13"]People don't threaten me over Live. I don't know where everyone is getting the idea that people insult you over Live. Maybe it's only in "Underground" cuz I play in Pro.PotatoSandWitch

gamer zones do not effect anything....

lol another idiot who thinks that Gamerzone actually matters. He probably believes he's a PRO gamer because it says so next to his name. so many morons out there; recreation ftw.

Self-owned... Idiot... :| http://www.xbox.com/en-US/live/guide/gamerzone-family.htm
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#29 Lublar
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Once on Rainbow Six, some guy said "I'll piss on your balls if you team kill me again".  I was confused and little unsure how to respond.
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#30 achilles614
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[QUOTE="PotatoSandWitch"][QUOTE="jasinc77"]

[QUOTE="Funkdaddy13"]People don't threaten me over Live. I don't know where everyone is getting the idea that people insult you over Live. Maybe it's only in "Underground" cuz I play in Pro.Funkdaddy13

gamer zones do not effect anything....

lol another idiot who thinks that Gamerzone actually matters. He probably believes he's a PRO gamer because it says so next to his name. so many morons out there; recreation ftw.

Self-owned... Idiot... :| http://www.xbox.com/en-US/live/guide/gamerzone-family.htm

thanks for setting him straight. pro is just for people who play to win and take it seriously. It doesn't mean your a pro gamer...stupid head

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#31 XxspritexX
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During halo 2 we were playing Juggernaugt invisble mode thing and when the guy looked at you he would play a michal jackson song and threaten us he would rape us :cry:
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#32 MavsFan2007
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I don't really know is this is really a threat but in Halo 2(about a year ago when i had an xbox) i went into this guys party and him and another dude were talking and when i joined i guess i missed the first part of the conversation so when i got there i heard him say," i tried to to a dump in her mouth but she didn't like the idea."...... I left.
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[QUOTE="jasinc77"]

[QUOTE="Funkdaddy13"]People don't threaten me over Live. I don't know where everyone is getting the idea that people insult you over Live. Maybe it's only in "Underground" cuz I play in Pro.PotatoSandWitch

gamer zones do not effect anything....hahaha

lol another idiot who thinks that Gamerzone actually matters. He probably believes he's a PRO gamer because it says so next to his name. so many morons out there; recreation ftw.

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#34 Flow4U
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"STOP winning or I'll come to your house and F*** your cat in the A**"

I didn't listen, and he came :(

 

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#35 jdmHonda4life
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Hasn't happened and if it did I would laugh at the person for being so childish, but I would weep for his parents for bringing such a cancerous tumor of a non-intelligent being onto the face of humanity.
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#36 SaintLeonidas
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im usually giving them.
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#37 skullkrusher13
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This guy kept talking like a pirate FREAKING HILARIOUS it sounded so authentic!  It was in Halo 2, I remember on Coagulation. We were on separate teams, so if he killed me, he'd say things like "YARRRRRRRRR" or "Shiver me timbers you suck at this game" while teabaggin my corpse.  The funniest thing was, the game was tied 39-39, and I killed him with two seconds left in an epic showdown.  I said "I be stealing your booty!! you best be walking the plank!!!" He said nothing, :lol:

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#38 Gamezilla57
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Ummm....I've never recieved a threat over Xbox Live...or really anywhere. What did you do to that guy?!
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#39 jdmHonda4life
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lol, pirate talk would be good for a laugh
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#40 Tax_The_Acorns
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Why don't you go count your balls and take a piss, ass. :/ XBL scares me.
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[QUOTE="PotatoSandWitch"][QUOTE="jasinc77"]

[QUOTE="Funkdaddy13"]People don't threaten me over Live. I don't know where everyone is getting the idea that people insult you over Live. Maybe it's only in "Underground" cuz I play in Pro.Funkdaddy13

gamer zones do not effect anything....

lol another idiot who thinks that Gamerzone actually matters. He probably believes he's a PRO gamer because it says so next to his name. so many morons out there; recreation ftw.

Self-owned... Idiot... :| http://www.xbox.com/en-US/live/guide/gamerzone-family.htm

"Family gamers listen to Kelly Clarkson, Hillary Duff, and other good-natured artists." That just made me laugh like a deranged school-girl on PCP.

 

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DarkHalo "Im going to play halo 2"
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#43 masterchief2512
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On Halo 2 once "What the ****?  You ****-****ing mother****er!  Stop ****ing hiding you ****ing *****-ass piece of **** camper *****.  I'm gonna stab your mother in the face for making such a ***.  Then I'm going to find you and rape you to death."  I swear, this kid could not have possibly been more than 10 years old, and that's just a snippet of the kind of stuff he was saying for pretty much the entire match, from when I got ahead to the end.  It was pretty funny, mostly because he was losing so horribly.
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#44 Xeythe
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Well, I never receive any threats, I pwn too much, the question should've been more, "What kind of threats do YOU send??" I'd normally say something like, "I'm gonna take a dump in the ground beef...and feed to your mom." * :|serious face*
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#45 PercivalCox
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Someone singing "How do you like my balls in your face" over and overspinecaton
LMAO! I've never had a threat, but I'm gonna sing that song now... How's the melody go?
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#46 Spartan-051
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I've personally offered to beat someone to death with my mother's carcass when someone accused me of lying about my mom being dead. Which I was.quiglythegreat

I utterly terrified a little kid in Halo 2 I made him believe i knew where he lived which i do

i looked up his GT on Bungie.net an dhe had entered his address and phone number and everythign what a shmuck

i did it becuase he was teamkilling BTW

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#47 skullkrusher13
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:lol: I just won a 8 player tournament of Texas Holdem, and got this message:

cheater i dont mind bing beaten by a better playa thats how i know u cheated

:lol: Funny kid.

 

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#48 NathanHawkins
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let me start with...i love xbox live for the most part.   but geez i've gotten some stupid comments.  unfortunately, i've received no threats thus far.  the time that i was noobish to GeoW and got the comments i did were at times so funny though.
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#49 zero9167
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someone said they would come to my house with his homies and take a s*** on my lawn lol its funny how pissed off some people can get when they lose