funniest movie lines

My favorite movie quote I've ever heard:

After Alex quits Brainasium, he goes to Dante's...

*Phone rings*

Dante: "What is the ringing? Do I have a tumor?
"Hello?"

Jeff: "Hey Dante, is Alex there?"

Dante: "Hold on. Phone's for you. I think it's the devil."

Alex as he thinks it IS the devil: "Hello??"

Jeff: "Hey Alex, you gotta come back to work."

Alex: "I quit there f***ing months ago, man..."

Jeff: "How b*ked are you right now?"

"Who is this? *Starts laughing* Is this Marv Albert?"

Jeff: "You're torched...Um okay look. There's an emergency. JP revealed himself to be an actual robot and he kidnapped your grandma and he's going to eat her soul out of her head."

Alex: "Hold on, I'll be right there. *To Dante* You gotta give me a ride..."

Dante: "I'm way too b*ked to drive to the devils house."

My favorite movie quote I've ever heard:

After Alex quits Brainasium, he goes to Dante's...

*Phone rings*

Dante: "What is the ringing? Do I have a tumor?
"Hello?"

Jeff: "Hey Dante, is Alex there?"

Dante: "Hold on. Phone's for you. I think it's the devil."

Alex as he thinks it IS the devil: "Hello??"

Jeff: "Hey Alex, you gotta come back to work."

Alex: "I quit there f***ing months ago, man..."

Jeff: "How b*ked are you right now?"

"Who is this? *Starts laughing* Is this Marv Albert?"

Jeff: "You're torched...Um okay look. There's an emergency. JP revealed himself to be an actual robot and he kidnapped your grandma and he's going to eat her soul out of her head."

Alex: "Hold on, I'll be right there. *To Dante* You gotta give me a ride..."

Dante: "I'm way too b*ked to drive to the devils house."

linkinpark7077

lmao, i completely forgot about Grandmas boy!

"Nilbog! It's goblin spelt backwards!"

I have a ton, but I'll use a couple from Dumb & Dumber

"Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.... you got and do something like this...... AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!!!!"
"No, no. In a movie, they caught up to him half-a-mile down the road, and slit his throat!!! It was a good one!"
"Harry.... your hands are freezing!!!!!"

But my favorite one has to be:
"No way...... that's great." Then he walks into the lobby. "WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!!!!!"

"it's not a tumahhhh!!"

guess what movie it's from.

If you guess right, you get a cookie :D

"it's not a tumahhhh!!"

guess what movie it's from.

If you guess right, you get a cookie :D

martialbullet

Derrrr...Arnold movies are completely separate. BTW, Kindergarten Cop..

"Since we have your daughter, you have to cooperate, right??"

"WRONG!"

I think TheLife of Brian has some of the funniest and simultaneously intelligent lines ever scripted.

"English mother****er do you speak it?"

"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?" - after shooting "Brett's friend".

Both said by the same actor, from the same movie and whoever reveals what movie it is will die. :|

"English mother****er do you speak it?"

"Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?" - after shooting "Brett's friend".

Both said by the same actor, from the same movie and whoever reveals what movie it is will die. :|

super_mario_128

I won't name the movie but I will say that it was directed by Terintino and stars Bruce Willis, among others.

My favorite movie quote I've ever heard:

After Alex quits Brainasium, he goes to Dante's...

*Phone rings*

Dante: "What is the ringing? Do I have a tumor?
"Hello?"

Jeff: "Hey Dante, is Alex there?"

Dante: "Hold on. Phone's for you. I think it's the devil."

Alex as he thinks it IS the devil: "Hello??"

Jeff: "Hey Alex, you gotta come back to work."

Alex: "I quit there f***ing months ago, man..."

Jeff: "How b*ked are you right now?"

"Who is this? *Starts laughing* Is this Marv Albert?"

Jeff: "You're torched...Um okay look. There's an emergency. JP revealed himself to be an actual robot and he kidnapped your grandma and he's going to eat her soul out of her head."

Alex: "Hold on, I'll be right there. *To Dante* You gotta give me a ride..."

Dante: "I'm way too b*ked to drive to the devils house."

linkinpark7077