FBI Locked My Computer?

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#1 Posted by PSP107 (16677 posts) -

WTF is this? Its saying something about distribution of music, video and goes as far child pornography? Are you kidding me? im typing this on my PS3.

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#2 Posted by PinkiePirate (1973 posts) -
that's scary! hope they don't come to your house
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#3 Posted by Dylan_11 (11293 posts) -
youre sick mate
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#4 Posted by chaoscougar1 (37597 posts) -
Get yourself a good lawyer
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#5 Posted by GamerForca (7203 posts) -
Since you lack the common sense to realize it's a virus, I'm going to tell you to burn that computer before the FBI raids your establishment and throws you in prison.
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#6 Posted by Stesilaus (4999 posts) -

It could be that a hacker gained control of your computer using a Trojan Horse or "rootkit" and that he's just trying to freak you out.

But I've also heard it alleged that Microsoft intentionally left "back doors" in its operating systems and made those back doors available to the FBI. :?

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#7 Posted by FMAB_GTO (14385 posts) -
Welcome to the crime world darling.
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#8 Posted by October_Tide (5396 posts) -

Get yourself a good lawyerchaoscougar1

Too busy fapping to your sig on my unlocked PC

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#10 Posted by Gen007 (11006 posts) -

you some form of virus or malware ect. Those are becoming more common and ive been hearing about it but yeah you had to be downloading something that you shouldnt have to get it.

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#11 Posted by cheese_game619 (13317 posts) -
yall got fvcked up son
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#12 Posted by junglist101 (5517 posts) -

[QUOTE="chaoscougar1"]Get yourself a good lawyerOctober_Tide

Too busy fapping to your sig on my unlocked PC

If you think the sigs good you should see the full video.

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#13 Posted by Dogswithguns (11359 posts) -

you some form of virus or malware ect. Those are becoming more common and ive been hearing about it but yeah you had to be downloading something that you shouldnt have to get it.

Gen007
Yep.. this.
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#14 Posted by C2N2 (759 posts) -

How do people even get viruses anymore? Like honestly...? I go to some of the shadiest websites on the internet daily... And in 5 years of owning a gaming PC, have never once had a virus on my computer... Ever.

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#15 Posted by Bikouchu35 (8195 posts) -

What if I told you the fbi would bang your door down before wasting time on such a message.

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#16 Posted by leviathan91 (7763 posts) -

According to what I found on the Internet, the FBI would NOT lock your computer if you did have said files.

That said, you have a virus.

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#17 Posted by PSP107 (16677 posts) -

you some form of virus or malware ect. Those are becoming more common and ive been hearing about it but yeah you had to be downloading something that you shouldnt have to get it.

Gen007
didn't download anything.
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#18 Posted by PSP107 (16677 posts) -
Since you lack the common sense to realize it's a virus, I'm going to tell you to burn that computer before the FBI raids your establishment and throws you in prison.GamerForca
i knew its more of a virus as it wants me to pay $200 via moneypak.
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#19 Posted by leviathan91 (7763 posts) -

[QUOTE="GamerForca"]Since you lack the common sense to realize it's a virus, I'm going to tell you to burn that computer before the FBI raids your establishment and throws you in prison.PSP107
i knew its more of a virus as it wants me to pay $200 via moneypak.

And you're right. I don't think the FBI would ever extort money from anyone.

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#20 Posted by Novotine (1199 posts) -

[QUOTE="October_Tide"]

[QUOTE="chaoscougar1"]Get yourself a good lawyerjunglist101

Too busy fapping to your sig on my unlocked PC

If you think the sigs good you should see the full video.

WHERE
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#21 Posted by toast_burner (24692 posts) -

I had a similar virus except it wasn't the fbi it was the metropolitian police and they wanted £100 via Ucash.

Just start for computer in safe mode with command prompt, then either do a system restore from there or manually look for the virus in your files and delete it.

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#22 Posted by PSP107 (16677 posts) -

I had a similar virus except it wasn't the fbi it was the metropolitian police and they wanted £100 via Ucash.

Just start for computer in safe mode with command prompt, then either do a system restore from there or manually look for the virus in your files and delete it.

toast_burner
For now I think I fixed it as I followed these steps from a you tube video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC0geW_GmCw I think it worked because when I restarted in normal mode, the FBI message didn't pop up.
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#23 Posted by toast_burner (24692 posts) -

[QUOTE="toast_burner"]

I had a similar virus except it wasn't the fbi it was the metropolitian police and they wanted £100 via Ucash.

Just start for computer in safe mode with command prompt, then either do a system restore from there or manually look for the virus in your files and delete it.

PSP107

For now I think I fixed it as I followed these steps from a you tube video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC0geW_GmCw I think it worked because when I restarted in normal mode, the FBI message didn't pop up.

My way is simpler as it doesn't require you to mess with the internet.

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#24 Posted by MonsieurX (36749 posts) -
Pay the money,problem solved :|
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#25 Posted by Treflis (13306 posts) -
You got yourself a malware or virus. Had it been the FBI then they'd storm your house and put you in cuffs rather then lock your computer and inform you that they're watching you.
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#26 Posted by BatCrazedJoker (1611 posts) -
Cool story.:|
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#28 Posted by Novotine (1199 posts) -
[QUOTE="junglist101"]

[QUOTE="October_Tide"]

Too busy fapping to your sig on my unlocked PC

Novotine

If you think the sigs good you should see the full video.

WHERE

hey
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#29 Posted by DeadMan1290 (15528 posts) -

Got that message once a long, long time ago, just ignore it.

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#30 Posted by johnd13 (9260 posts) -

I had a similar virus except it wasn't the fbi it was the metropolitian police and they wanted £100 via Ucash.

Just start for computer in safe mode with command prompt, then either do a system restore from there or manually look for the virus in your files and delete it.

toast_burner

My grandparents' laptop had this same virus. My cousin (who is 10 years old) has recently started visiting porn sites and he used their laptop as well. My grandparents showed me the message and back home I searched it on google and it was indeed a virus that you get by visiting porn sites (not necessarily downloading anything). People use their personal info to pay the 100 euros and then the info is sent to a certain website to be used by the hacker (or w/e they are). The cops in my country traced the website to a ukrainian server.

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#31 Posted by chessmaster1989 (30204 posts) -
Probably a virus, just reinstall your OS.
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#32 Posted by CHOASXIII (14696 posts) -

Is the party van out front?

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#33 Posted by Gen007 (11006 posts) -

[QUOTE="Gen007"]

you some form of virus or malware ect. Those are becoming more common and ive been hearing about it but yeah you had to be downloading something that you shouldnt have to get it.

PSP107

didn't download anything.

Well you got it some way that type of thing just dosent show up on your computer. If not from a download then maybe someone had it on a flashdrive or something or maybe you just visited a really crappy website.

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#34 Posted by ShadowMoses900 (17081 posts) -

I have never heard of such a thing....you must have been doing things you shouldn't have been doing. If it's really the FBI then I'm sure they have a reason for locking your computer, they are probably on their way to arrest you. If not it could just be a weird virus, I have never heard of one that locks your computer and says it's FBI.

I think this might be a troll thread.....regardless if you are looking at illegal images you deserve to be locked up.

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#35 Posted by johnd13 (9260 posts) -

I have never heard of such a thing....you must have been doing things you shouldn't have been doing. If it's really the FBI then I'm sure they have a reason for locking your computer, they are probably on their way to arrest you. If not it could just be a weird virus, I have never heard of one that locks your computer and says it's FBI.

I think this might be a troll thread.....regardless if you are looking at illegal images you deserve to be locked up.

ShadowMoses900

His only mistake was to visit porn websites which I' m sure pretty much everyone here does. It' s just a virus NOT the FBI.

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#36 Posted by Pittfan666 (8638 posts) -
Stop watching naughty videos on bad websites.
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#37 Posted by ThePoliteArtist (231 posts) -

I doubt the FBI would give you much warning if they were going to arrest you. I mean you could be half way to sunny Mexico by now.

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#38 Posted by kuraimen (28078 posts) -
Delete the System32 folder.
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#39 Posted by Rockman999 (7232 posts) -
My advice, start practicing now with mid sized fruits cause when big bubba comes for your bunsen burner, it ain't going to be pretty(or painless).
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#40 Posted by airshocker (31700 posts) -

Ahahaha.

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#41 Posted by wis3boi (32507 posts) -

good job on believing a virus :lol:

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#42 Posted by DanteSuikoden (3427 posts) -

[QUOTE="junglist101"]

[QUOTE="October_Tide"]

Too busy fapping to your sig on my unlocked PC

Novotine

If you think the sigs good you should see the full video.

WHERE

SOMEBODY ANSWER THIS MAN'S QUESTION!!!

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#43 Posted by johnd13 (9260 posts) -

[QUOTE="Novotine"][QUOTE="junglist101"]If you think the sigs good you should see the full video.

DanteSuikoden

WHERE

SOMEBODY ANSWER THIS MAN'S QUESTION!!!

+1

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#44 Posted by Blue-Sky (10379 posts) -

Viruses typically have to be installed.

So simply downloading one isn't going to harm your computer. Most people get them from some shady installation packages. Like a .exe file when it should have been something else.

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#45 Posted by KiIIyou (27180 posts) -
Don't pee on it now
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#46 Posted by deactivated-58b6232955e4a (15594 posts) -
It's probably malware. If it was the FBI you should encrypt you hdd with a program like truecrypt.
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#47 Posted by jeremiah06 (7215 posts) -
Malwarebytes...
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#48 Posted by PSP107 (16677 posts) -
[QUOTE="johnd13"]

[QUOTE="ShadowMoses900"]

I have never heard of such a thing....you must have been doing things you shouldn't have been doing. If it's really the FBI then I'm sure they have a reason for locking your computer, they are probably on their way to arrest you. If not it could just be a weird virus, I have never heard of one that locks your computer and says it's FBI.

I think this might be a troll thread.....regardless if you are looking at illegal images you deserve to be locked up.

His only mistake was to visit porn websites which I' m sure pretty much everyone here does. It' s just a virus NOT the FBI.

I think it was a spam message in my email. anyway, i back in business
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#49 Posted by PinkiePirate (1973 posts) -
[QUOTE="PSP107"] I think it was a spam message in my email. anyway, i back in business

yay! welcome back
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#50 Posted by CrimsonBrute (24980 posts) -

What if I told you the fbi would bang your door down before wasting time on such a message.

Bikouchu35

A couple automatic rifles, body armor, and a few thousand rounds of ammo would take care of any "pest problems". :twisted: