Favorite Dexter quote? (Showtime)

"People think it's fun to pretend you're a monster. Me, I spend my life pretending I'm not."

''Dee Dee get out of my Laboratory'' Best line ever :)Solid_Tango

"I own you" to Sergeant DoakesTravo_basic

Full lines:

Dexter: No matter what you try, no matter when, no matter how hard you work, I'll always be a step ahead of you for one simple reason.
Doakes: And what's that?
Dexter: I own you.

[QUOTE="Travo_basic"]"I own you" to Sergeant DoakesUltrabeatdown55

Full lines:

Dexter: No matter what you try, no matter when, no matter how hard you work, I'll always be a step ahead of you for one simple reason.
Doakes: And what's that?
Dexter: I own you.

He said that Dexter said "I own you" to Doakes" The key word is "to". You misinterpreted what he said.

"Suprise Muthaf******!" - Sgt Doakes when he catches Dexter closing the shipping container.

"Suprise Muthaf******!" - Sgt Doakes when he catches Dexter closing the shipping container.

LtDan1989

"Suprise Muthaf******!" - Sgt Doakes when he catches Dexter closing the shipping container.

LtDan1989

This was gonna be my answer.

Why can't I get that neat pile of body parts out of my head?

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[QUOTE="Travo_basic"]"I own you" to Sergeant DoakesRedReckoning

Full lines:

Dexter: No matter what you try, no matter when, no matter how hard you work, I'll always be a step ahead of you for one simple reason.
Doakes: And what's that?
Dexter: I own you.

He said that Dexter said "I own you" to Doakes" The key word is "to". You misinterpreted what he said.

''Dee Dee get out of my Laboratory'' Best line ever :)Solid_Tango

Blast, beat to the punch in the first response.:evil::P

This:

Doakes: You give me the creeps, you know that Dexter?
Dexter: Yer i know (turns around and looks at his blood stain images)
Doakes: F*** you!
Dexter: Oookay.

and

Doakes: I swear to god Morgan after this case i'm submitting your a** to psychiatric evaluation.

"I own you" to Sergeant DoakesTravo_basic

Nope, nothing else beats this. I really don't think any other quote in the show comes close. I can't believe I haven't seen this as a gif on someone's profile yet.

Dexter: No matter what you try, no matter when, no matter how hard you work, I'll always be a step ahead of you for one simple reason.
Doakes: And what's that?
Dexter: I own you.

Ultrabeatdown55

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Shut up, c***Jazz_Fan

Trinity killer said that right?

''Dee Dee get out of my Laboratory'' Best line ever :)Solid_Tango

"Suprise Muthaf******!" - Sgt Doakes when he catches Dexter closing the shipping container.

LtDan1989

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Dexter: No matter what you try, no matter when, no matter how hard you work, I'll always be a step ahead of you for one simple reason.
Doakes: And what's that?
Dexter: I own you.

sammyjenkis898

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lila tournay (jaime murray):"excuse my t!ts."

I probably have one, but I can't remember.