Falling cow smashes van near Manson

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#1 Panzer-schreck
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Falling cow smashes van near Manson

MANSON - A Chelan County fire chief says a couple were lucky they weren't killed by a cow that fell off a cliff and smashed their minivan.

District 5 Chief Arnold Baker says they missed being killed by a matter of inches Sunday as they drove on Highway 150 near Manson.

The 600-pound cow fell about 200 feet and landed on the hood of the minivan carrying Charles Everson Jr. and his wife Linda of Westland, Mich., who were in the area celebrating their one-year wedding anniversary. They were checked at Lake Chelan Community Hospital as a precaution.

The van was heavily damaged, including a broken windshield.

Charles Everson says he kept repeating, "I don't believe this. I don't believe this."

The year-old cow had been reported missing by a breeder. It was euthanized at the scene.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003996991_webfallingcow06.html?syndication=rss

Perhaps the greatest headline I have ever seen.

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:cry: No pictures!
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... and then they all had hamburgers.
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Deja vu...
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:? what has this world now become :o
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The thread topic looks like refrigerator magnet poetry
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wut an emo cow
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when did cows learn to fly :?
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The cows their attacking, quick get to the grill its our only hope

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#10 194197844077667059316682358889
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when did cows learn to fly :?2ndWonder
That one clearly didn't...
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Pfft, cows falling down from the skies? What's next? Exploding whales? :roll:
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wow, that is insane!!!!
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"It was euthanized at the scene." Is that some weird way of saying the cow died on impact... or did the cow somehow survive a 200 foot fall onto the hood of a car?
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when did cows learn to fly :?2ndWonder
They don't...>_>
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Thread of the day!!
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Poor cow = (.
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"It was euthanized at the scene." Is that some weird way of saying the cow died on impact... or did the cow somehow survive a 200 foot fall onto the hood of a car?Dark__Link

I think that means the cow DIDN'T die on impact, but was so severely injured it had to be euthanized.

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[QUOTE="Dark__Link"]"It was euthanized at the scene." Is that some weird way of saying the cow died on impact... or did the cow somehow survive a 200 foot fall onto the hood of a car?Panzer-schreck

I think that means the cow DIDN'T die on impact, but was so severely injured it had to be euthanized.


Yes, that would be the second option I gave.  But how does anything survive a 200 foot drop onto a car?
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[QUOTE="Panzer-schreck"]

[QUOTE="Dark__Link"]"It was euthanized at the scene." Is that some weird way of saying the cow died on impact... or did the cow somehow survive a 200 foot fall onto the hood of a car?Dark__Link

I think that means the cow DIDN'T die on impact, but was so severely injured it had to be euthanized.


Yes, that would be the second option I gave.  But how does anything survive a 200 foot drop onto a car?

It happens.
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#20 Panzer-schreck
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[QUOTE="Panzer-schreck"]

[QUOTE="Dark__Link"]"It was euthanized at the scene." Is that some weird way of saying the cow died on impact... or did the cow somehow survive a 200 foot fall onto the hood of a car?Dark__Link

I think that means the cow DIDN'T die on impact, but was so severely injured it had to be euthanized.


Yes, that would be the second option I gave. But how does anything survive a 200 foot drop onto a car?

There have been cases where humans have fallen distances greater than 200 ft and survived. Luck, point of impact, and cushioning effects are the main reasons of survival.

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suicidal cow, he was probably the smartest of the heard and knew what was going to happen to him within a few years, the cow couldn't take it so he jumped off the cliff. falling 200 feet he exploded on the van sending milk, yogurt, and vanilla ice cream everywhere. - CSI OT : Case closed
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Why would a cow walk off a cliff?
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Pfft, cows falling down from the skies? What's next? Exploding whales? :roll:Erasorn
is this close enough :P
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Why would a cow walk off a cliff?o_sausage

Who knows? Why would a chicken cross a road? :|

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lulz. Failed attempt at learning Fly.
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the cow fell off a cliff
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[QUOTE="Panzer-schreck"]

[QUOTE="Dark__Link"]"It was euthanized at the scene." Is that some weird way of saying the cow died on impact... or did the cow somehow survive a 200 foot fall onto the hood of a car?Dark__Link

I think that means the cow DIDN'T die on impact, but was so severely injured it had to be euthanized.


Yes, that would be the second option I gave. But how does anything survive a 200 foot drop onto a car?

There havebeen paratroopers who survive 2,000 foot falls after falling on solid concrete. Sure it's a miracle, but there was a woman who survived it and she went on TV. I guess if a human can fall 2,000 feet onto concrete and survive, why not a cow?