Ever wonder if you have a kid you don't know about?

Thought back to a random road trip I took to Canada with some friends back when I was 19 (we wanted to drink and gamble legally lol). Anyway after closing time we ended up giving a couple of random chicks a ride back to their apartment because they said they had beer there and we were idiots. Long story short I ended up doing stuff with one of them and because I was a drunk stupid 19 year old I used a cheap generic condom that busted. I never asked for her phone number or anything and we left not too long after I did the deed, but it leaves me wondering now if I've got some 10-11 year old kid that I have no knowledge of. That'd be crazy stuff.

No, and thank God I'll never have to worry about that.

I've only been with one woman sexually, so there is no doubt in my mind that I am not a father.

Nope, and I never will.

That would be impossible.

No, I haven't done anything to be worried about that.

well, the one woman I've had unprotected sex with is still part of my life, so the answer is either no, or she's absurdly good at keeping the kid out of my knowledge, and not receiving any child support.

Well if she had a kid you'd be damn sure she'd be hitting you up for child support. The one I'm talking about, she didn't know anything about me beyond just my first name, so it's not like she'd be able to track me down.

you remember where she lived?

I was actually asked to donate sperm recently, and this is one of the things that's been bother me.

The use of the sperm is confidential, but so is my identity.

I only remember that it was some border town north of Michigan. Beyond that I'm stumped.

In many ways, your sperm is your identity..that actually is a bit strange to think about.

I haven't had nearly enough sex to really be worried about that.

No way man.

Yeah, that's what somewhat turned me off. I mean it's my genetic information :P

I reproduce asexually so maybe.

I got kids in different area codes....

Implying individuals on Gamespot actually have sex...... :D

Anyway, no TC, I do not worry.

I could have a 6 year old child in central america

This post may haunt me in the future

Pretty sure I have like 5 right now.

Nah no kids. I'm sure.

Most of the women I've been with live within 50 miles of me. I doubt I have any little bastards running around, otherwise it'd be quite a head trip.

Nope I'm pure! Unless aliens abducted me and cloned me.

Nah, I think I'm safe on that end.

For a variety of reasons, no.

I doubt that, i always use protection with my hook ups. One girl i had a fling with in a differen state, started posting sonogram photos one day and i was nervous but she never contacted me and she was married at the time of our hook up so I am ok

Pretty sure my hand wouldn't hide a secret like that.

Considering I've never had sex, no I do not worry about kids I don't know about.

Ejaculate down her oesophagus to be sure

boy is your culture fked in the head.

one up the bum no harm done

irony

Well i never had sex so...

Agreed.

Maybe a girlfriend in your past considered contacting you (any guy not only the OP) about your son or daughter but decided not to when she found out you don't have money if that's the case. So you'd never know in other words. That may sound horrible to say but maybe finances have to do with these situtations as mentioned earlier with support payments. So she'll move on to some other guy who can help with money.

N.... I dont think....no... noooo.... NO NO NO NO!

Then I would see one of my ex's now pregnant. So no.

Nope, because I'm a sad lowly virgin.