Ever had any really embarrasing trips to the hospital?

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#1 3riForce
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#2 Mumbles527
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I wasn't the one who got hurt, but I had to take my friend to the hospital once because he got really drunk and then got into a fight with a few windows. He won, but the windows did some damage.
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#3 LJS9502_basic  Online
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Nope....I only went when I needed to go.
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#5 NicktehImperial
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Nope....I only went when I needed to go.LJS9502_basic

I'd think too much Cure would hurt your ears???

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#6 FireCracker146
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Well my friend cut off half of my penis and I had to take half of his, wasnt that bad..
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Yes. I'd rather not specify though. I'm sure you'd rather not hear me specify either.
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#8 NicktehImperial
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Well my friend cut off half of my penis and I had to take half of his, wasnt that bad..FireCracker146

O_o

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#9 megagene
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[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Nope....I only went when I needed to go.NicktehImperial

I'd think too much Cure would hurt your ears???

Good one. :|

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[QUOTE="FireCracker146"]Well my friend cut off half of my penis and I had to take half of his, wasnt that bad..NicktehImperial

O_o

Uh huh, it kind of resembles a stump now, Il upload some pictures in a few!
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#11 FireCracker146
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[QUOTE="NicktehImperial"]

[QUOTE="LJS9502_basic"]Nope....I only went when I needed to go.megagene

I'd think too much Cure would hurt your ears???

Good one. :|

Yeah. Pure genious. :|
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well i had to get naked...........just kidding

but there was a time when the doctor had to look at the place where the sun doesnt shine..........

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I've only been to the hospital to visit my family members, like when my grandma had breast cancer. :?
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#17 SpootyHead
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I wasn't the one who got hurt, but I had to take my friend to the hospital once because he got really drunk and then got into a fight with a few windows. He won, but the windows did some damage.Mumbles527

Hahaha. Same here, only he decided at the end to get it with the door. That is when he lost and we had to walk him like 4 miles, cuz my friend lost his car keys and he broke my phone. I was only slightly buzzed.
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Well my friend cut off half of my penis and I had to take half of his, wasnt that bad..FireCracker146

Why were you showing your friend your penis :|

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[QUOTE="FireCracker146"]Well my friend cut off half of my penis and I had to take half of his, wasnt that bad..jdub1993

Why were you showing your friend your penis :|

Out of all the possible questions, that's the one you choose?
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Not myself, but my brother had a coworker who had to go the doctor one time.

She was quite a large woman and she was experiencing chest pains. Her chest was hurting for about a week before she finally got a chance to go to the doctor. So the doctor was inspecting her and everything and he needed her to undress because he couldn't determine what was wrong with her. So she took her shirt and bra off and the doctor was checking for lumps in her breast, when an oreo cookie fell out from under one of her breasts and rolled around on the floor. This of course startled the doctor and he didn't know what to say, so he just said "Oh, sorry" and sent her home.

Apparantely this woman had no shame because if that had happened to me, I'd never let anyone know anything about it.

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#21 3riForce
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Not myself, but my brother had a coworker who had to go the doctor one time.

She was quite a large woman and she was experiencing chest pains. Her chest was hurting for about a week before she finally got a chance to go to the doctor. So the doctor was inspecting her and everything and he needed her to undress because he couldn't determine what was wrong with her. So she took her shirt and bra off and the doctor was checking for lumps in her breast, when an oreo cookie fell out from under one of her breasts and rolled around on the floor. This of course startled the doctor and he didn't know what to say, so he just said "Oh, sorry" and sent her home.

Apparantely this woman had no shame because if that had happened to me, I'd never let anyone know anything about it.

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LOL! you win, /thread

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Yeah, I'm not going to talk about it though. Lets just say it started by me getting kicked in my man area. :P
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#23 99RanchMarket
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Not myself, but my brother had a coworker who had to go the doctor one time.

She was quite a large woman and she was experiencing chest pains. Her chest was hurting for about a week before she finally got a chance to go to the doctor. So the doctor was inspecting her and everything and he needed her to undress because he couldn't determine what was wrong with her. So she took her shirt and bra off and the doctor was checking for lumps in her breast, when an oreo cookie fell out from under one of her breasts and rolled around on the floor. This of course startled the doctor and he didn't know what to say, so he just said "Oh, sorry" and sent her home.

Apparantely this woman had no shame because if that had happened to me, I'd never let anyone know anything about it.

guynamedbilly

gross

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When I had to take the neighbor kid to the hospital because we was doing something with the detachable part of the vacuum cleaner. Lets just say that when vacuum cleaners suckI do not think it isa very good feeling and plastic does not expand so guess what got kinda crushed. I'll bet that kid gets startled everytime he hears the word vacuum.
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[QUOTE="guynamedbilly"]

Not myself, but my brother had a coworker who had to go the doctor one time.

She was quite a large woman and she was experiencing chest pains. Her chest was hurting for about a week before she finally got a chance to go to the doctor. So the doctor was inspecting her and everything and he needed her to undress because he couldn't determine what was wrong with her. So she took her shirt and bra off and the doctor was checking for lumps in her breast, when an oreo cookie fell out from under one of her breasts and rolled around on the floor. This of course startled the doctor and he didn't know what to say, so he just said "Oh, sorry" and sent her home.

Apparantely this woman had no shame because if that had happened to me, I'd never let anyone know anything about it.

3riForce

LOL! you win, /thread

did she ever get the cookie back???

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#26 needled24-7
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Not myself, but my brother had a coworker who had to go the doctor one time.

She was quite a large woman and she was experiencing chest pains. Her chest was hurting for about a week before she finally got a chance to go to the doctor. So the doctor was inspecting her and everything and he needed her to undress because he couldn't determine what was wrong with her. So she took her shirt and bra off and the doctor was checking for lumps in her breast, when an oreo cookie fell out from under one of her breasts and rolled around on the floor. This of course startled the doctor and he didn't know what to say, so he just said "Oh, sorry" and sent her home.

Apparantely this woman had no shame because if that had happened to me, I'd never let anyone know anything about it.

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Wow.... I want to laugh, but that's just too gross.
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I hit my self in the forehead with a sledgehammer which i was holding.

Hilarity and blood loss insued.

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Well my friend cut off half of my penis and I had to take half of his, wasnt that bad..FireCracker146

Pics or it didn't happen.

jk

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#29 northstar1
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[QUOTE="FireCracker146"]Well my friend cut off half of my penis and I had to take half of his, wasnt that bad..jdub1993

Why were you showing your friend your penis :|

and why were you showing your friend your penis when he had a sharp object in his hand

but hey atleast he gave you half of his

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#30 northstar1
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[QUOTE="FireCracker146"]Well my friend cut off half of my penis and I had to take half of his, wasnt that bad..jim1029

Pics or it didn't happen.

jk

of course it didn't happen no guy would admit to having only half which doesnt even belong to him