Dwarf left paralysed after being thrown by drunken football fan.

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#1 Posted by loco145 (11928 posts) -

Dwarf left paralysed after being thrown by drunken Rugby fan

Police are hunting a drunken reveller wanted for random dwarf throwing after a man was left partially paralysed following an assault at a pub during the rugby World Cup.

Martin Henderson - celebrating his 37th birthday with friends - was thrown into the air by a hooded thug in a copycat of the shamed England rugby star Mike Tindall's behaviour in the summer.

Tindall was kicked out of the Elite Player Squad squad and fined £25,000 after a Rugby Football Union investigation into his drunken night in a dwarf-themed Queenstown bar.

In the copycat incident a month later, Mr Henderson suffered damage to nerve tissue in his spine causing his legs to go numb after landing on his back on the pavement.

Officers have now launched an investigation into the incident.

Mr Henderson condemned the hooded stranger yesterday (Thurs) after the cruel prank left him confined to a wheelchair.

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#2 Posted by hadoken (2730 posts) -
being paralysed is one of the worst things that can happen to you, id rather be dead
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#3 Posted by Ilovegames1992 (14221 posts) -

Never toss a dwarf!!!!

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#4 Posted by Austindro (856 posts) -

Horrible thing to do to someone but lol at "random dwarf throwing."

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#5 Posted by SOedipus (10312 posts) -

I'm sorry but I had a chuckle at "random dwarf throwing".

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#6 Posted by superclocked (5864 posts) -
I hope that they catch the guy before he moves on to even worse sadistic behavior...
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#7 Posted by DocDelicious (410 posts) -
Maybe he shouldn't have gone to the pub with some guy dressed like Mike Tindall... I mean as a midget you'd think he'd know what was probably going to happen.
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#8 Posted by DJ-Lafleur (35516 posts) -

I feel terrible for laughing but yeah that is a seriously sh*tty way too have your life ruined.

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#9 Posted by Fightingfan (38011 posts) -

I'm sorry but I had a chuckle at "random dwarf throwing".

SOedipus

Horrible thing to do to someone but lol at "random dwarf throwing."

Austindro

I too snickered, see you guys in hell.

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#10 Posted by sammyjenkis898 (28392 posts) -

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#11 Posted by chilly-chill (8902 posts) -

I don't feel terrible at all lmaoo we all know dwarfs don't have feelings.

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#12 Posted by Austindro (856 posts) -

[QUOTE="SOedipus"]

I'm sorry but I had a chuckle at "random dwarf throwing".

Fightingfan

Horrible thing to do to someone but lol at "random dwarf throwing."

Austindro

I too snickered, see you guys in hell.

lol I am curious now, when is it not random? Like someone would scheme this up in their basement. Target is x height and y pounds, estimated force needed to reach targeted projectory = 10 beers.

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#13 Posted by MgamerBD (17550 posts) -
The guy that threw the dwarf has lived my dream..
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#14 Posted by Theverydeepend (520 posts) -
what a freaking a-hole
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#15 Posted by KiIIyou (27180 posts) -
Think they mean an orc did it..
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#16 Posted by Ilovegames1992 (14221 posts) -

The guy that threw the dwarf has lived my dream..MgamerBD

Your dream is to paralyse someone?

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#18 Posted by chilly-chill (8902 posts) -
I doubt they will ever find the guy. lol
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#19 Posted by MgamerBD (17550 posts) -

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]The guy that threw the dwarf has lived my dream..Ilovegames1992

Your dream is to paralyse someone?

No, but to throw a dwarf like a football or at least hug one. Also I can paralyze a normie. Why would I want to do it to a dwarf he already is vertically challenged.
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#20 Posted by tjricardo089 (7429 posts) -

Never toss a dwarf!!!!

Ilovegames1992

I've read that with Gimli's voice :P

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#21 Posted by The_Gaming_Baby (6402 posts) -

That is pretty harsh.

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#22 Posted by Krigen89 (3907 posts) -

Horrible thing to do to someone but lol at "random dwarf throwing."

Austindro
Exactly... I'm really torn between "OMG that's awful" and "OMFG ROFL THAT'S THE BEST THING, SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT MYSELF!"
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#23 Posted by Krigen89 (3907 posts) -

Horrible thing to do to someone but lol at "random dwarf throwing."

Austindro
Exactly... I'm really torn between "OMG that's awful" and "OMFG ROFL THAT'S THE BEST THING, SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT MYSELF!"
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#24 Posted by Ilovegames1992 (14221 posts) -

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"]The guy that threw the dwarf has lived my dream..MgamerBD

Your dream is to paralyse someone?

No, but to throw a dwarf like a football or at least hug one. Also I can paralyze a normie. Why would I want to do it to a dwarf he already is vertically challenged.

Sorry badman.

Must be the tough guy at the game store eh?

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#25 Posted by Jackc8 (8515 posts) -

Are there different laws for random dwarf throwing vs. specific dwarf throwing?

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#26 Posted by jesuschristmonk (3308 posts) -

I lost the game when I read the topic name...

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#27 Posted by Shottayouth13- (7014 posts) -

Are there different laws for random dwarf throwing vs. specific dwarf throwing?

Jackc8
:lol: I shouldn't be laughing but dammit it's so hard not to! :lol:
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#28 Posted by MgamerBD (17550 posts) -

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

Your dream is to paralyse someone?

Ilovegames1992

No, but to throw a dwarf like a football or at least hug one. Also I can paralyze a normie. Why would I want to do it to a dwarf he already is vertically challenged.

Sorry badman.

Must be the tough guy at the game store eh?

I don't work at a game store...:/
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#29 Posted by Ilovegames1992 (14221 posts) -

[QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"] No, but to throw a dwarf like a football or at least hug one. Also I can paralyze a normie. Why would I want to do it to a dwarf he already is vertically challenged.MgamerBD

Sorry badman.

Must be the tough guy at the game store eh?

I don't work at a game store...:/

You don't go to a game store at all?

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#30 Posted by OmenUK (1268 posts) -

 sammyjenkis898


If that is true they must be awfully frustrated in the bedroom, no wonder ^ he ^ seem so angry

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#32 Posted by MgamerBD (17550 posts) -

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

Sorry badman.

Must be the tough guy at the game store eh?

Ilovegames1992

I don't work at a game store...:/

You don't go to a game store at all?

Haven't since the MW3 midnight release.
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#33 Posted by MgamerBD (17550 posts) -

[QUOTE="MgamerBD"][QUOTE="Ilovegames1992"]

Sorry badman.

Must be the tough guy at the game store eh?

Ilovegames1992

I don't work at a game store...:/

You don't go to a game store at all?

Haven't since the MW3 midnight release.
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#34 Posted by whipassmt (15375 posts) -

Never toss a dwarf!!!!

Ilovegames1992

I thought of that too when I heard the title. It's sad what happened. Of course if a dwarf has an axe I bet people would think twice of tossing him. On the other hand Bombur doesn't need to worry about anyone tossing him whether he's armed or not.

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#35 Posted by loco145 (11928 posts) -

So many dwarf haters in GS... :(

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#36 Posted by whipassmt (15375 posts) -

So many dwarf haters in GS... :(

loco145

Those dwarf haters must all be elves. No one trust an elf!

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#37 Posted by jessmaster13 (3170 posts) -

My geography teacher once told us he likes to kick midgets

fukken whack

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#38 Posted by Lonelynight (30050 posts) -
You people are terrible.
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#39 Posted by -DirtySanchez- (32760 posts) -
greatest title ever
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#40 Posted by -Fromage- (10558 posts) -
So many jokes to make, none are appropriate.
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#41 Posted by -DirtySanchez- (32760 posts) -
So many jokes to make, none are appropriate. -Fromage-
no trust me they are all appropiate
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#42 Posted by whiskeystrike (12172 posts) -

Oh man I feel bad for laughing at the title.

Such an awful thing to do though.

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#43 Posted by Johnny_Rock (40170 posts) -

Never toss a dwarf!!!!

Ilovegames1992

Don't tell the elf!

On a serious note, that is horrible. I hope they find that guy and put him away for a good long time.

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#44 Posted by NiKva (8181 posts) -
As bad as that is, that's still pretty awesome. Also you lied in the thread title. Football is not Rugby. Stop trying to make Americans sound bad.
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#45 Posted by CreasianDevaili (4364 posts) -
Had the title been "Dwarf thrown by drunken football fan" I'd of laughed. The paralysis kind of killed that.
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#46 Posted by -DirtySanchez- (32760 posts) -
Had the title been "Dwarf thrown by drunken football fan" I'd of laughed. The paralysis kind of killed that. CreasianDevaili
nah just left it unable to walk . . . . . . . . ZING!
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#47 Posted by Apocalypse324 (1486 posts) -
This story is both tragic and hysterical at the same time
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#48 Posted by Austindro (856 posts) -

This story is both tragic and hysterical at the same timeApocalypse324

At least he is prob taller in a wheelchair.

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#49 Posted by Bloodaxe726 (7903 posts) -

It's funny because midgets are nature's punch line.

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#50 Posted by Austindro (856 posts) -

It's funny because midgets are nature's punch line.

Bloodaxe726

Maybe if you're kneeling down.