Don't you hate those pants with the bulge in the crotch area?

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#1 camreeno360
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Haven't you had some pairs of paints that give people the impression you have an erection because of the weird fold made when you sit down? It's kind of annoying. When there are women in the room I can't help thinking one of them thinks I really have an erection, then I quietly just pull up my pants or pull my shirt over it. Anyone encounter the same problem?

We're in the off topic lounge so what can I say.

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#2 Ink__Blot
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yeah, but then i relize it really is my bulge
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#3 Travo_basic
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never had that problem
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#4 -ZeRoHouR-
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I usually only encounter this problem with khaki pants but I know what you mean.
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#5 scary_snake
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it makes me feel manly
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#6 SolidSnake35
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I know what you mean. It happens with girls trousers too sometimes though. That can lead to interesting classroom jokes. O_o
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#7 CptJSparrow
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it makes me feel manlyscary_snake
Pant folds are far too small to be normal-sized erections, sorry.
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#8 SympathyForLdyV
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Yes and it's more embarrassing when you're female. It has upsides thought >_>
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Pants are for geeks.
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#10 wrfade82
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I guess you're not packing enough...

What sucks is the concave fold: makes itappear like you have TWO erections8)

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#11 scary_snake
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[QUOTE="scary_snake"]it makes me feel manlyCptJSparrow
Pant folds are far too small to be normal-sized erections, sorry.

thats why you get one to make it look bigger;)

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#12 ChicaQueenWarGa
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I usually have that problem, but no one notices because it happens to all girls...Usually my sweatshirt covers the fold though.
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#13 KiIIyou
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I keep silverware in there.
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#14 camreeno360
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Interestingly, my computer is facing at an angle so when someone walks in the room they're be looking at be sideways by the back of the room....So when they walk in and I'm laying back in the chair with the pant bulge, they got suscpicious I was just looking at porn with the stupid bulge they see.
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#15 Drizzt13
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Yeah, but this pull your t-shirt down or something. My friend had one of the worst situtations with those damn bulges.
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#16 CptJSparrow
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[QUOTE="CptJSparrow"][QUOTE="scary_snake"]it makes me feel manlyscary_snake

Pant folds are far too small to be normal-sized erections, sorry.

thats why you get one to make it look bigger;)

I do not do such a thing, nor does that display anything but deception.
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#17 kurtoronie
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Has anyone ever had pants who's zipper refuses to stay up? *shivers*
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#18 scary_snake
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[QUOTE="scary_snake"]

[QUOTE="CptJSparrow"][QUOTE="scary_snake"]it makes me feel manlyCptJSparrow

Pant folds are far too small to be normal-sized erections, sorry.

thats why you get one to make it look bigger;)

I do not do such a thing, nor does that display anything but deception.

nether do i :P

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#19 -ZeRoHouR-
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Has anyone ever had pants who's zipper refuses to stay up? *shivers*kurtoronie


I have had it to where I "thought" I zipped up my pants but apparently I forgot to.
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#20 dreamdude
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I get alot of handmedown clothes from my brother and hes much bigger than me.

So all of my pants have that bulge in them.....I just ignore it.

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#21 D9-THC
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I used to call that a "genie weenie."

Larry David hates it....

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#22 Kid-Icarus-
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There is an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm pretty much entirely dedicated to this and the embarassment it can cause.
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#23 Sir_Marwin
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Gets quite annoying sometimes >_>
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#24 thriteenthmonke
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yeah.
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#25 mealex
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Due to certain anatomical appendages... every pair of pants is like that... especially my skin tight leopard jeans...
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#26 RHCP87
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Yeah, a lot of pants do that though so I stopped caring.
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#27 ArmoredAshes
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never worried about it...if anyone looks and asks me about it i ask why they were staring at my crotch hahaha
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#28 -_Jeremy_-
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It bugs me a bit. But I'm by people that I know very well most of the time, so I just leave it.
I don't care all that much, but I do think about it every once and a while.
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#29 DocsDeLorean
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Yes, I've had that problem and try to adjust them before anyone thinks anything.
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#30 hobbez
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Yes, I tend to get annoyed and I pull my sweatshirt over it. In fact, these pants I'm wearing at this moment have that annoying bulge. And I'm a girl so it makes it even more weird. Even if you are aroused I don't think you want other people knowing that.
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#31 MagnumPI
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Haven't you had some pairs of paints that give people the impression you have an erection because of the weird fold made when you sit down? It's kind of annoying. When there are women in the room I can't help thinking one of them thinks I really have an erection, then I quietly just pull up my pants or pull my shirt over it. Anyone encounter the same problem?

We're in the off topic lounge so what can I say.

camreeno360

That's why I don't buy irregulars. Just go with it. Just play along. "Yeah baby, it's huge. That's right drop your jaw withawe. Except mybestowed masterpiece.

Woman wear padded braws, so why not have some poofy crotch pants?

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#32 Cedmln
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I do not wear those types of pants.

Also there are people who wear there pants in a certain position that give away their... tools with andoubtable buldge.

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#33 tacosrule193
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yes, once i was walking down the mall and this security gaurds says to me " sir, plz your scaring the customers away"
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#34 Messer_Partei
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yes
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#35 camreeno360
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yes, once i was walking down the mall and this security gaurds says to me " sir, plz your scaring the customers away"tacosrule193
Lie. ;)
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#36 Spideyx1963
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[QUOTE="tacosrule193"]yes, once i was walking down the mall and this security gaurds says to me " sir, plz your scaring the customers away"camreeno360
Lie. ;)

That kid has a habit of lying.

He probably got busted for smuggling out a pair of socks with Scooby Doo on 'em.

"Sir...what the hell were these doing in your pants?"

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#37 tevwalker13
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yeah i hate that, why the pants are made like that i will never know
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#38 tacosrule193
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what u want my auto graph or something .... y r u always there to ruin the moments. always there to say "lies!"... dont u have better things to do then to folow me around and watch spiderman and sonic...
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#39 Spideyx1963
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what u want my auto graph or something .... y r u always there to ruin the moments. always there to say "lies!"... dont u have better things to do then to folow me around and watch spiderman and sonic...tacosrule193

Follow you around? Oh, yeah, I'm OBVIOUSLY stalking you. I mean, it's not like running in to you in such a forum would be possible, or a coincidence.

Did that kid who "always throws things at you" hit you hard in your head, thus making you the retard that you are?

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#40 camreeno360
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yeah i hate that, why the pants are made like that i will never knowtevwalker13
Well when you put on a pair that you just bought and were never worn before, they don't have the problem. It starts to happen when the pants kind of mold to the shape of your privates, creating the lump. They really need to make an invention. "unaroused pants". :lol:
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#41 tacosrule193
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shut up, how many girlfrends u got running around the school or street going " look at me, i am *insert ur age here* and i like sonic and shadow! i also have a huge spiderman collection! people think i like men but in real life i joined the spiderman union!, so any girl want to go out with me!" man ur annoying. o yeah btw u would wanna hide that sig when there's a girl around.
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Pants are for geeks.Zerocrossings
No one bags on you for wearing a dress.
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#43 yagr_zero
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I've had that happen a couple of times, but I don't think about it. If a lady will look at it, then I know I have a shot, haha.
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#44 Brmarlin
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Doesn't happen to me.

Is it wrong that I wanted to post a picture from A Clockwork Orange in here?

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#45 -R3Volation
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It's actually the pleets, it's an optical illusion. I'm taking them back right now, don't act like you're not impressed.
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#46 krazykarl0419
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you all have dirty little minds...dirty.

just kidding. i do hate it. i'll be sitting in class, notice it, and try to reposition myself. it's weird.