Don't you guys find it odd that Johnny Bravo never got a girlfriend?

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#1 Posted by AussieePet (11424 posts) -

He had lovely pick up lines, nice hair and he was handsome , so why didn't the girls give him a chance :O? 

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#2 Posted by Perfect_Blue (29821 posts) -

Because he's stupid and a dweeb. Real girls don't like that so the whole point was to educate boys on how NOT to talk to women. Plus it was just funnier watching him fail.

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#3 Posted by Chow_Mein_Kampf (6203 posts) -

it was just funnier watching him fail.

Aljosa23

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#4 Posted by Sajo7 (14049 posts) -
He was clearly deformed.
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#5 Posted by gamah_killah (13020 posts) -
Because he skip leg days.
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#6 Posted by Slashless (9525 posts) -

[QUOTE="Aljosa23"]

it was just funnier watching him fail.

Chow_Mein_Kampf

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#7 Posted by mrmusicman247 (17601 posts) -
Because he skip leg days.gamah_killah
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#8 Posted by indzman (26872 posts) -

Thats where he goes wrong :

Johny Bravos's famous opening quote -

"Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!" :P

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#9 Posted by AussieePet (11424 posts) -
lol
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#10 Posted by AussieePet (11424 posts) -

Thats where he goes wrong :

Johny Bravos's famous opening quote -

"Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!" :P

indzman
rofl yeah his pick up lines are funny :D
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#11 Posted by indzman (26872 posts) -

[QUOTE="indzman"]

Thats where he goes wrong :

Johny Bravos's famous opening quote -

"Hey Foxy Mama, You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me? Hoohah!" :P

AussieePet

rofl yeah his pick up lines are funny :D

HaHa indeed:P

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#12 Posted by soulless4now (41388 posts) -

They didn't like the brand of hair gel he used. 

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#13 Posted by raymanproguy (25 posts) -
He tried too hard. Maybe he is slowed down a bit on his pick up lines and stuff, he would have actually gotten a chance.
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#14 Posted by megagene (23153 posts) -
Well would YOU have dated him, Chels?
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#15 Posted by CJL13 (19137 posts) -

My mom thought the show was sexist towards women despite the whole point of the show being that flirting with women like they're just sex objects is wrong. :|

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#16 Posted by Wasdie (53433 posts) -

The whole point of his character was to teach kids being a self-absorbed jackass doesn't get you anywhere in life. 

Unfortunatly MTV and other popular media sources glorify that lifestyle today.

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#17 Posted by Ugalde- (3701 posts) -
Lol I'm posting this on Facebook.
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#18 Posted by SoNin360 (6688 posts) -
He's the unsuccessful version of Duke Nukem, isn't he?
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#19 Posted by metroidfood (11175 posts) -

I don't think it would have ended well if he did...

[spoiler]

johnny_bravo_style_by_gashi_gashi-d4kh0u [/spoiler]

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#20 Posted by lonewolf604 (8639 posts) -
Who cares Aussie, just post a picture of your legs or something.
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#21 Posted by soulless4now (41388 posts) -

I don't think it would have ended well if he did...

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johnny_bravo_style_by_gashi_gashi-d4kh0u [/spoiler]

metroidfood
That's good pic. lol
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#22 Posted by Shottayouth13- (7013 posts) -
He was clearly deformed.Sajo7
Because he skip leg days.gamah_killah
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#23 Posted by SaudiFury (8709 posts) -

I don't think it would have ended well if he did...

[spoiler]

johnny_bravo_style_by_gashi_gashi-d4kh0u [/spoiler]

metroidfood

:lol: awesome ---- As for the topic at hand, that was the whole point of the show. As many have already said the part of the joke was to not be a self-absorbed big-talker. I mean it was also every little joke from how he copied Elvis-speech, his walk to his overall look.

he wasn't a bad guy really. and in some cases i felt given how much x girl who denies him this time knew about him, it was just sticking with the gag.

Like i said before, part of it was telling kids how not to talk to women, the other part i think was just like a homage to the Trix cereal Rabbit. There were times where Johnny was completely sincere in his approach and the girl still denies him.

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#24 Posted by Reed_Bowie (506 posts) -
Because 90's women were had more dignity than women today. If Johnny Bravo took place in the 2010s women would be all over him.
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#25 Posted by lloveLamp (2891 posts) -
Because 90's women were had more dignity than women today. If Johnny Bravo took place in the 2010s women would be all over him.Reed_Bowie
PISH PASH!
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#26 Posted by MistressMinako (45959 posts) -
Because then the show will be over. Think about it... some shows need stuff like that to keep going. What if Gilligan and company got off the island for good on the third episode? Same with the characters of Lost?
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#27 Posted by tocool340 (21105 posts) -

He had a girlfriend here and there. They were just either undead or curse/mutant and desperate. And at the end, he actually ran away from them...

I think there was only one female in that series that liked his embarrassing ways, and Johnny blew it by squirting water in her face, shocking her, and throwing a pie at her face on a day after april fools daywhen said woman actually pranked him on said day thanks to that little girl that follows him all over the place. Oh and Velma actually like him too but he didn't care. Trying too hard to get Daphnes attention...

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#28 Posted by SaudiFury (8709 posts) -

He had a girlfriend here and there. They were just either undead or curse/mutant and desperate. And at the end, he actually ran away from them...

I think there was only one female in that series that liked his embarrassing ways, and Johnny blew it by squirting water in her face, shocking her, and throwing a pie at her face on a day after april fools daywhen said woman actually pranked him on said day thanks to that little girl that follows him all over the place. Oh and Velma actually like him too but he didn't care. Trying too hard to get Daphnes attention...

tocool340
lol.. i love the quick lines in that segment. Velma : "I can't see without my glasses!" Johnny: "I can't be seen without my glasses!" sound similar but so so different meaning :P
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#29 Posted by MasterNinja49 (461 posts) -

Because he still lives with his mom.

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#30 Posted by completeslasher (85 posts) -

Who cares Aussie, just post a picture of your legs or something. lonewolf604

i do not know the deal between you and her but i will protect my sister here.

protect

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#31 Posted by Luzarila (28 posts) -

Hi. I have a question regarding an episode of the Johnny Bravo cartoon. It's Substitute Teacher in which Jimmy the Hands, the bank robber, says something, while in the car with Johnny Bravo, when he first sees the police are chasing him. I think it's an interjection but I can't understand what he says exactly. Can someone please tell me what it is! Thanks a lot!