If I'm a charity, I can keep go around collecting money to feed starving kids, keep 90% for my own troubles, then give the rest to starving starving kids. Fucking love charity. With everyone out to screw you I find it probably better spent money to give it to the people on the street asking for it, not that "would you like to add a dollar to blah blah blah" stuff.
I will donate to a save endangered African animals fund if they promise to hire an army of child soldiers to fend off poachers, haven't seen one of those yet, it's usually just cheap chocolate bars or buy this stuffed animal made in China to save elephants and stuff.
I do give to the kids who sell stuff, Girl Scouts and stuff to help fund their activities. Though, I've noticed in my neighborhood since moving to California this phony high school newspaper scam thing going door to door saying if they can sign people up to LA Times they'll get money for college. We opted out since we already had a subscription, they wanted me to write them a voided check for the subscription (with my account and routing number at the bottom), not to mention these kids came back the next year and I told them to **** off. I actually once got a kid at the door like "I need money to take drivers education this summer so I can stay off the streets and not live a life of crime"... I was ready to slam the door in their faces when the women in the house said "wait I'll buy something... how much is it?" ... "$20 a box" ... "**** you $20!!" I also notice kids down here sell the same chocolate schools make kids all around the country sell, except they sell it for twice the listed price and pocket the excess themselves, I refuse to buy that candy.
I used to like giving to the same homeless people, the guy who sang outside my apartment in the morning, the guy that'd ask for an "extra $8" so I'd give up that $1 easier, the guy that I'd see at my favorite dive who only wanted a side of pancakes or buscuits and gravy to snack on, the crack whore who'd always panhandle outside my work, my apartment, and surprisingly the same bus line I took too and from work, that guy who keeps saying his car broke down he's form out of town and if you can help him get gas he can get home and mail you the money back.
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