Does Your Mom Read 50 Shades Of Grey?

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#1 black_chamber99
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if so you should be worried..

 

[spoiler] she might be a sexual deviant [/spoiler]

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#3 RadecSupreme
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No she doesn't fortunately..

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#4 ghoklebutter
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No, and I'm glad she doesn't.
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#5 cain006
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I think The Office showed us how to handle it pretty well.

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#6 Fightingfan
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What's that book even about?
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#7 cain006
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What's that book even about? Fightingfan
It started as fan fiction for Twilight. It's basically light BDSM porn for women.

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#8 bigfoot2045
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Yes. She said is was too tame and boring. She wanted something trashier. 

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#9 HyperWarlock
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Yeah, she does. I tend not to think about it.

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#10 Pirate700
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Yeah, she does. I tend not to think about it.

HyperWarlock

:lol: So your mom is into BDSM? 

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#11 Lord_Daemon
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Only the parts I highlight. 

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#12 applesxc47
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God no.

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#13 HyperWarlock
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[QUOTE="HyperWarlock"]

Yeah, she does. I tend not to think about it.

Pirate700

:lol: So your mom is into BDSM? 

I like to think she is into popular books, reads all of them, and Shades of Grey happened to be one of them.

That's what I like to tell myself.

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#14 pspdseagle
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Naw, I doubt she's into porn.
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#15 SaintLeonidas
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No, and thanks to me your mom doesn't have to.
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#16 Explosive_Bagel
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My mom only reads gossip magazines or some crap like that.
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#17 Pirate700
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No, and thanks to me your mom doesn't have to. SaintLeonidas
That's nice of you to read it to her.

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#18 konvikt_17
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Nope.

she reads alot of Sandra Brown books.

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#19 SaintLeonidas
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[QUOTE="SaintLeonidas"]No, and thanks to me your mom doesn't have to. Pirate700

That's nice of you to read it to her.

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#20 Pirate700
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="SaintLeonidas"]No, and thanks to me your mom doesn't have to. SaintLeonidas

That's nice of you to read it to her.

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It was a joke...

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#21 SaintLeonidas
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[QUOTE="SaintLeonidas"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]That's nice of you to read it to her.

Pirate700

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It was a joke...

I know, I know.
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#22 black_chamber99
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ITT: a lot people who dont know what their moms are up to at night

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#23 ALovelyHorse
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If I caught my Mum reading it the first thing I would say would be: "Mum.... YOU'RE ALIVE!?!?!?!" Ha ha ha no but really my Mum's dead.
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#24 Allicrombie
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I would be embarrassed to have that on my Kindle. They said the most copies of "50 Shades of Grey" were bought in Knoxville, TN.
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#25 Rhazakna
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Thankfully no. My mom's a very open lady, and I'd probably have to hear what she likes about it if she did read it. Ugh, what a thought.
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#26 Audacitron
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probably not.  According to my dad she has no interest in sex.  He's always giving out about it.

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#27 black_chamber99
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probably not.  According to my dad she has no interest in sex.  He's always giving out about it.

Audacitron

 

more details please

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#28 kingdre
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Nope. 

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#29 Audacitron
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[QUOTE="Audacitron"]

probably not.  According to my dad she has no interest in sex.  He's always giving out about it.

black_chamber99

 

more details please

 

there's not much more to tell.  He's just really bitter about the lack of sex. 

 

This may say more about him than her though, as he's basically an all angles and opportunities pervert.  Any conversation with him will inevitably drift into sex and innuendo. 

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#30 DJ-Lafleur
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Unless she does it in secret, no.

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#31 Wolf-Man2006
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I read 50 Shades.. My mom doesn't..

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#32 Lonelynight
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she doesn't even know what it is
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#33 black_chamber99
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she doesn't even know what it isLonelynight

 

where are you from?

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#34 THE_DRUGGIE
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Not mine, but a friend's mom read it. Funny thing is, he didn't know what it was about so I explained it in as much detail as I could.

The look on his face, oh my stars. You can't put a price on that kind of entertainment.

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#35 sukraj
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Nope