Of course. He's in the Bible. He was one of the three wise men I think. While those other two suckers were walking or whatever, he just rode a flying sleigh to the manger. Toys were apparently pretty lame back then though. What the hell is a baby supposed to do with gold, frankincense, and murrh anyway?
Anyway, that is the story of how some magical fat guy with odd fashion sense got involved with an ostensibly religious holiday.
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