Did your parents ever give you "The Talk"?

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#51 Posted by YoshiYogurt (6008 posts) -
Once you learned how animals reproduced, I figured humans were similar. This was like 4rth grade. Learned the details in like 5th grade.
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#52 Posted by mindstorm (15254 posts) -
No. They asked if I knew about it in a rather awkward manner. I said yes because I thought I knew what they were talking about. I didn't. As such, I learned in school.
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#53 Posted by lo_Pine (4978 posts) -
Nope. That's a girl thing, dude. Everyone knows the man can just walk away. Maybe with a $100 a month penalty for child support. No biggie.
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#54 Posted by GreekGameManiac (6439 posts) -

nah, figured out by trial and error



Trial and error?

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#55 Posted by whiskeystrike (12172 posts) -


nah, figured out by trial and error



Trial and error?

yap does it go in the ear? does it go where she pees?
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#56 Posted by GreekGameManiac (6439 posts) -



nah, figured out by trial and error



Trial and error?

yap does it go in the ear? does it go where she pees?



How old were you?

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#57 Posted by whiskeystrike (12172 posts) -



Trial and error?


yap does it go in the ear? does it go where she pees?



How old were you?

I'm jesting. Sex isn't exactly a difficult concept to grasp, even when young. Of course porn set me up to fail hard during my time of discovery.
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#58 Posted by xdude85 (6349 posts) -
No, I just watched a ton of movies and figured it out myself.
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#59 Posted by TheWalkingGhost (6092 posts) -
Nope. Learned it all from HBO.
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#60 Posted by SaudiFury (8709 posts) -

a little embarressing to say it, but i wasn't even aware of all the details until well into middle school when i came to the US. 


I used to get children encyclopedia's for my birthdays, and the section about sex differences was always missing... 

just things like that. I ended up learning about it thanks to a middle school friend, and the internet...

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#61 Posted by invisibletearsx (997 posts) -


All information from health class.

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#62 Posted by PiscesChick93 (10724 posts) -

Nope, I learned about it in school. 

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#63 Posted by LeBump (85 posts) -

Theve tried, but im from the internet age, I slowly learned from my peers and the internet.

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#64 Posted by jun_aka_pekto (23471 posts) -

From my dad? Nope. The best I got from him was, "Don't get any girl pregnant." From my mom? The closest would be her advice of finding and marrying a rich old lady whose clock is running out soon.


Actually, my dad was a big help. When I turned 18, he brought me my first hooker.

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#65 Posted by LLYNCES (378 posts) -

My father gave the talk to me when he brought me to work one day when I was eight. I asked him how baby's were created, and he finally told me after I pressured him into it. Prior to that I thought they just flew down from the sky like in the grinch movie. 


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#66 Posted by TehFuneral (8237 posts) -

My dad explained it to me very well back in 2nd grade:

"so dad, how do children get born?"

"well son, a man inserts his penis into a women's vagina."

"but dad, why would he do that?"

"Because the man gets a feeling of hapiness and pleasure when he does it son."

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#67 Posted by CreatureRising (1541 posts) -

Kinda.  School I think taught me alot more. 

And BSing with friends.

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#68 Posted by Wolf-Man2006 (4187 posts) -


[QUOTE="Hallenbeck77"] With or without the instruction manual? :P


Well, I had to break the man-code by looking up instructions. Or else, I would just be terrible at my job, now would I? :cool:

Could be worse--you could have gotten a foreign set of instructions:

"Registerkarte Einfügen A in den Schlitz B...?*  Why the fvck are these instructions in German?!"

*Translated: Insert tab A into slot B.

Wait, I thought Love was the universal language, regardless of who speaks it?

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#69 Posted by Blue_Shield (2610 posts) -

Not really.

TV and the VCR took care of that.

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#70 Posted by GreekGameManiac (6439 posts) -

I'm not surprised at how naive some kids can be.

With lots of overprotective parents,and society being the way it is.

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#71 Posted by shadowkiller11 (7956 posts) -
Only time anything resembled a talk was "I know you're getting that age and you know about being safe right?" "SIGH* "Yes" "Ok ok just need to make sure"
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#72 Posted by Serraph105 (32220 posts) -
From my dad yeah, but then again we had already covered it in depth back in 5th grade. I'm grateful for it though.
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#73 Posted by soulless4now (41388 posts) -
I learned everything from HBO After Dark at age 5. TV was so much more informative back then.Allicrombie
I learned things from Showtime when I was 5.
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#74 Posted by sukraj (27582 posts) -


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#75 Posted by TonyDanzaFan (2973 posts) -
No they made me watch "The View".
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#76 Posted by Novotine (1199 posts) -

nope, had a sex ed class in 5th grade though. they gave us deodorant and taught us about our penis's



also had the whole sex ed course in 10th grade

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#77 Posted by DaBrainz (7926 posts) -
My dad handed me a book on the subject after I was caught listening to a 2livecrew tape in 5th grade.
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#78 Posted by djshowstopper87 (417 posts) -
My dad told me some when I was 11 going on 12 ( it was awkward and funny). The rest I learned in health class which was also a funny experience because learning about sex and STD's at that age with classmates is sure to bring jokes etc.
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#79 Posted by SirWander (5176 posts) -


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#80 Posted by FMAB_GTO (14385 posts) -
My mom mentioned some stuff....but nothing "deep" >.>
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#81 Posted by Azorius_Senator (43 posts) -
My parents never gave me "the talk", I found out about sexual intercourse through my school in the eighth grade.
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#82 Posted by Scissorman88 (154 posts) -
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#83 Posted by jesuschristmonk (3308 posts) -

Pretty much, though I learned really everything from my friend's family, and the internet/television. Sadly, I understood really everything at a pretty late age (I'd say around 16). I think my parents really just forgot to tell me everything lol.

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#84 Posted by CommanderShiro (21746 posts) -

Nope not at all. 

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#85 Posted by roadwish (425 posts) -

I am pretty sure that is blown way out of proportion by the movies because none of my friends have received it because these days you learn enough of it in school.

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#86 Posted by Michael0134567 (28651 posts) -