Death Row - What would your last meal be???

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#1 Posted by always_explicit (3379 posts) -

So you have been on death row eating prison food for 15 years. Appeals have been exhausted, and today is the day to visit old sparky. The good news is...you get to enjoy one last meal. Whatever your heart desires!!!

I would go for a huge sirloin steak with thick cut chips (fries) and a disgusting amount of peppercorn sauce.

What would your last meal be??

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#2 Posted by uninspiredcup (26097 posts) -

Beef Curry in chips.

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#6 Posted by sukraj (27494 posts) -

Chinese Food

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#7 Posted by Bardock47 (5429 posts) -

@Iszdope said:

Hehe.

Edit: shouldn't it be grape drink?

Correction, Purple Drank

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#8 Posted by themajormayor (25710 posts) -

$3.95 million Strawberries Arnaud

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#9 Posted by vl4d_l3nin (1209 posts) -

The last meal is kind of a weird honour I've never really understood. I'd just order my favourite pizza; ham bacon and mushroom.

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#10 Posted by Jacanuk (13036 posts) -

@always_explicit said:

So you have been on death row eating prison food for 15 years. Appeals have been exhausted, and today is the day to visit old sparky. The good news is...you get to enjoy one last meal. Whatever your heart desires!!!

I would go for a huge sirloin steak with thick cut chips (fries) and a disgusting amount of peppercorn sauce.

What would your last meal be??

Cooked human brain with roasted toes and a nice chianti on the side bones.

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#11 Edited by mccoyca112 (5434 posts) -

@vl4d_l3nin: @vl4d_l3nin:

Well, even if they're scum, it's the last thing they get to experience... and What they choose sort of adds a personality to them that is otherwise unknown. Funny, the timing of this thread. I actually just read an article about this very subject. A photo artist took pictures of the meals, and texas apparently threw the last meal thing out the window not too long ago. On another note, every area has a different policy regarding the last meal with budget and food options. As for me, If I was trying to be witty, I'd ask for a Monster energy drink, and a steak done bloody rare. Though my realistic choice would be a turkey leg, buttered lumpy mashed potatos, a couple pieces of bacon, cheesy broccoli, and a can of coke.

That article: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/death-row-inmates-meals-prove-morbidly-fascinating-meals-project-article-1.1312217

I wish I could stand behind the stance of letting them eat slop for their last meal, but I can't. Plus, as the article describes it, it's a morbid fascination for me.

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#12 Posted by Sword-Demon (7007 posts) -

Cyanide. That'd show 'em!

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#13 Posted by Gaming-Planet (19114 posts) -

A cake filled with weed.

So I can die laughing.

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#14 Edited by Treflis (13402 posts) -

Nothing, cause if I've been on death row and are going to die then some food ain't gonna make a single difference in how I feel.

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#15 Posted by vl4d_l3nin (1209 posts) -

@Treflis:

My thoughts exactly. It's a pointless honour. Makes more sense to buy the dude a hooker.

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#16 Posted by k2theswiss (16599 posts) -

$20 is the limit so lobster is out of the question. so

fried chicken thighs, vanilla bean ice cream homemade brand. peanut butter snickers bars

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#17 Posted by Kevlar101 (6316 posts) -

Probably a big plate of Spaghetti, with plenty of sauce and hamburger meat.

And some orange soda to drink.

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#18 Posted by Serraph105 (32123 posts) -

New york strip cooked medium, fried potatoes, mint chocolate chip ice cream, and a glass of nice wine.

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#19 Posted by 4myAmuzumament (1791 posts) -

chicken, i'll miss it the most

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#21 Posted by ChiefvsGordon (1085 posts) -

could i possibly eat myself to death, a ton of popeyes lol? if not give me a bunch of booze so i am drunk before it happens.

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#22 Posted by BluRayHiDef (10839 posts) -

I'd be too depressed to eat. Why would I care about food when I'm about to be murdered?

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#23 Edited by hippiesanta (10299 posts) -

my last meal would be the executioner's penis ..... and until I didn't get what I want , I would be kept alive

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#25 Posted by Master_Live (18821 posts) -

So morbid.

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#26 Posted by indzman (27735 posts) -

Nothing, just get over with my execution already.I'll lose enjoyment from any kind of food nor i'll have any last wish for pleasure. Nothing will matter anymore :)

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#27 Posted by sukraj (27494 posts) -

I don't know what I would eat.

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#28 Posted by MakeMeaSammitch (4889 posts) -

tacos, lots of tacos till the point where i'm bursting.

That way they have a big mess to clean up when I'm dead.

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#29 Posted by SirSlimyScott (275 posts) -

@always_explicit: Your Mum's arsehole.

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#30 Posted by hippiesanta (10299 posts) -

@sukraj said:

I don't know what I would eat.

didn't u just said

@sukraj said:

Chinese Food

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#31 Posted by sukraj (27494 posts) -

@SirSlimyScrotum said:

@always_explicit: Your Mum's arsehole.

nice hole

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#32 Posted by Santesyu (4451 posts) -

A huge burger from jack in the box and fries and large coke

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#33 Posted by bowchicka07 (1104 posts) -

Chicken Spaghetti cooked with THC butter with ecstasy in my Koolaid.

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#34 Edited by Kevlar101 (6316 posts) -

WAIT STAHP

My last meal would not be spaghetti

It would be TACOS!!!

A bunch of tacos.

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#35 Posted by -TheSecondSign- (9298 posts) -

I would demand enormous amounts of beans and fudge. I would eat until my stomach was literally bursting, and then I would let them kill me. After I died, I would release my bowels, and a torrential rain of beans and fudge would come rocketing forth from my asshole.

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#36 Posted by hydralisk86 (8814 posts) -

I'd be too depressed about dying to think about what my last meal would be.

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#37 Posted by AmazonTreeBoa (16745 posts) -

Life Savers

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#38 Posted by KiIIyou (27180 posts) -

Like a million gummy bears!

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#39 Edited by one_plum (6514 posts) -

I always wanted to try a fully loaded machine gun.

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#40 Posted by bforrester420 (3480 posts) -

Probably a Prime rib-eye steak, medium rare, and a nice wheat beer to wash it down.

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#41 Edited by ShepardCommandr (4939 posts) -

A single strawberry