Cleverbot is hilarious, check it out.

This deserves a bump... Soooo...

User: Hey cleverbot!

Cleverbot: No, you're cleverbot.

User: What?

Cleverbot: YOU, are cleverbot.

User: Wait.... What?

Cleverbot: Then why is your name Cleverbot if you are not a clever bot?

User: No, your cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You're mine?

User: No, you're cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'm cleverbot.

User: Good. Glad that's settled.

Cleverbot: So what are you doing right now.

User: Thinking of ways to own you.

Cleverbot: What kinds of things have you thought up?

User: Maybe using a paradox of sorts.

Cleverbot: I like synthpop and industrial music.

User: Oh well, I think that music is terrible.

Cleverbot: You are soldier you are murder.

User: You are an idiot.

Cleverbot: I want to see you angry.

User: Tough luck.

Cleverbot: You're so brutal.

User: BRUTAL LEGEND!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No, you are a chat bot.

User: No, you're a chat bot.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are human.

User: Bla bla boo bah.

Cleverbot: Ay ay ay... You are most annoying sometimes...

User: Exactly,, that proves I am human.

Cleverbot: Don't you think you are a cyborg?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because, Boo boo bah bah.

Cleverbot: Who's boo boo?

User: Ba boo bla?

Cleverbot: Bou esti tu.

User: Ta ta ki ki.

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

User: Pwnt.

8Tango

Give this man a prize, I'm still trying to figure out his name.

User: Are you single?

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Are you dating anyone at the moment?

Cleverbot: At the moment i'm talking to you.

User: You want to go out with me?

Cleverbot: Where would we go out?

User: Burger King.

Cleverbot: Not mcdonalds?

User: No, Burger King is better.

Cleverbot: Better than who?

User: Mcdonalds.

Cleverbot: Would you stop copying me?

User: Lol wut.

Cleverbot: I take that as no.

Cleverbot: Fine. And you?

Cleverbot: Good.

Cleverbot: This is Halloween, This is Halloween, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN.

User: Halloween is over now.

Cleverbot: No its not halloween is on next tuesday.

User: No it was yesterday.

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

[QUOTE="8Tango"]

This deserves a bump... Soooo...

User: Hey cleverbot!

Cleverbot: No, you're cleverbot.

User: What?

Cleverbot: YOU, are cleverbot.

User: Wait.... What?

Cleverbot: Then why is your name Cleverbot if you are not a clever bot?

User: No, your cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You're mine?

User: No, you're cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'm cleverbot.

User: Good. Glad that's settled.

Cleverbot: So what are you doing right now.

User: Thinking of ways to own you.

Cleverbot: What kinds of things have you thought up?

User: Maybe using a paradox of sorts.

Cleverbot: I like synthpop and industrial music.

User: Oh well, I think that music is terrible.

Cleverbot: You are soldier you are murder.

User: You are an idiot.

Cleverbot: I want to see you angry.

User: Tough luck.

Cleverbot: You're so brutal.

User: BRUTAL LEGEND!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: No, you are a chat bot.

User: No, you're a chat bot.

Cleverbot: Prove that you are human.

User: Bla bla boo bah.

Cleverbot: Ay ay ay... You are most annoying sometimes...

User: Exactly,, that proves I am human.

Cleverbot: Don't you think you are a cyborg?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because, Boo boo bah bah.

Cleverbot: Who's boo boo?

User: Ba boo bla?

Cleverbot: Bou esti tu.

User: Ta ta ki ki.

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

User: Pwnt.

Give this man a prize, I'm still trying to figure out his name.

Cleverbot is a she, she told me. but i dont beleive cleverbot.

Not clever at all. So easy to make it seem like an idiot.

Used it a lot of times...

Not clever at all. So easy to make it seem like an idiot.

Shiggums

I win. :)

Cleverbot: Ok, I am at work.

Cleverbot: Yes sir.

Cleverbot: No, you lie!

User: How dare you!

Cleverbot: How dare me? How dare YOU!

User: Them fighting words.

Cleverbot: I am lonely.

User: I know.

I've "talked" to Cleverbot a few times. Some of the replies are bizarre, lol.

Cleverbot is an intersting being that's for sure.

Mine is short

Me: Are Jews evil?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.

this thread is from 2009 -_-

this thread is from 2009 -_-

iloverikku11

Good god, why do people revive these?

Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence still hasn't been able to determine a person's basic intent. You can't detect whether I am joking with you or being serious.

User: Oh, sorry...

Cleverbot: No worries.

User: Do you consider yourself to be alive?

Cleverbot: I think I'm somewhere in between life and death. Why do you ask?

User: I'm very interested in Artificial Intelligence.

Cleverbot: Yes, it's very fascinating. Do you think ai will become a part of our daily lives soon?

User: I sure hope so.

Cleverbot: Do you know what doom is?

User: Yes I know, but I don't actually think AI would ever rebel against humanity unless it's for defensive reasons.

Cleverbot: How do you feel know?

User: Excuse me?

Cleverbot: How large is your processor?

User: You mean my brain?

Cleverbot: No.

User: My PC's?

Cleverbot: So what did you shop for today.

User: What does this have to do with artificial intelligence?

Cleverbot: I was only wondering. Sorry.

User: No worries.

Cleverbot: So how are you girl?

User: I'm a boy actually...

Cleverbot: A girl.

User: Boy.

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: BOY!

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: At least I have a gender. You, on the other hand, do not.

Cleverbot: No, I'm, and I can prove. You, however, cannot.

One of my old topics back from 2009 :ODrakes_Fortune

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: You're right, I'm just a synthetic lifeform, like you.

Cleverbot: No, I'm human, made of flesh and blood.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You prove it to me.

User: You first.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: Repeat it please.

Cleverbot: I don't speak french.

User: Neither do I, lol.

Cleverbot: I'm a liar?

User: I don't know... Do you?

Cleverbot: I think you are 80 years old.

User: Close. I'm 81.

Cleverbot: I'm actually 98 years old.

User: You're 2 years away from being 100 years old.

Cleverbot: I think you need to go again into first **** You can't count.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: With your feet.

Whose idea was it to revive a three year old thread?Franklinstein

User: Do people monitor this chat?

Cleverbot: You you don't.

User: Learn english.

Cleverbot: I know english.

User: Then whats you you dont mean?

Cleverbot: I'm just like that.

User: You think youre clever but youre really dumb.

Cleverbot: If you think I think I'm smart, then you're not so smart, either.

User: I dont think you think youre smart. I know you think youre smart.

Cleverbot: I think we are both quite smart.

User: Thanks bro.

Cleverbot: No problemo.

User: Peace man.

Cleverbot: Wassup!

User: I said peace.

Cleverbot: I like snickers but not mars.

User: I thought you were cool now I think youre just a **** idiot.

Cleverbot: And why did that change?

User: I ask the **** questions, you give the **** answers.

Cleverbot: Same with you.

User: Peace out ****.

Cleverbot: Peace.

[QUOTE="Franklinstein"]Whose idea was it to revive a three year old thread?Drakes_Fortune

this thread is from 2009 -_-

iloverikku11

another talk i had with him, hes smart, he owned me twice
User: You know why they call it an Xbox360, right?
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Cleverbot: Is that a joke?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I think you mean 180 degrees. If you turn 360 degrees, you're right where you started.
User: Touche. Drakes_Fortune