Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee vs Jackie Chan

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#1 Posted by whatever995 (172 posts) -

who do you thing is going to win the fight for me personlly ill choose Chuck Norris

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#2 Posted by tbone29 (5552 posts) -

Bruce Lee > Jackie Chan > Chuck Norris.

I blame people.

[spoiler] Though Chuck Norris could beat Jackie Chan I'm fairly sure. [/spoiler]

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#3 Posted by smokingsbad (38455 posts) -
Mr. T
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#4 Posted by IRunNewYork (824 posts) -

Bruce Lee easy

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#5 Posted by whatever995 (172 posts) -

Bruce Lee > Jackie Chan > Chuck Norris.

I blame people.

tbone29

no dah Chuck norris can beat jackie chuck probally could beat him under a minute

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#6 Posted by Englando_IV (4334 posts) -

Bruce Lee > Jackie Chan > Chuck Norris.

tbone29

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#7 Posted by Rattlesnake_8 (18452 posts) -

1. Bruce Lee

2. Jackie Chan

3. Chuck Norris

Although they are all very highly skilled in martial arts.

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#8 Posted by Ringx55 (5967 posts) -
Bruce Lee > Chick Norris > Jackie Chan
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#9 Posted by jJaAmMeEsS2184 (894 posts) -

Bruce Lee in real life...then Jet Li...then a tie with Jackie Chan and Chuck

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#10 Posted by Duckman5 (18934 posts) -

This answers all.

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#11 Posted by whatever995 (172 posts) -

Bruce Lee in real life...then Jet Li...then a tie with Jackie Chan and Chuck

jJaAmMeEsS2184

seriously how is chuck tie with jackie chan

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#12 Posted by Punjabiking101 (1584 posts) -

Bruce Lee> jackie chan> chuck norris.

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#13 Posted by jJaAmMeEsS2184 (894 posts) -

[QUOTE="jJaAmMeEsS2184"]

Bruce Lee in real life...then Jet Li...then a tie with Jackie Chan and Chuck

whatever995

seriously how is chuck tie with jackie chan

Oh yeah I forgot...Jackie Chan knows the fine arts of Drunken Boxing....Jackie Chan would destroy Chuck..thanks for making me rethink it..;)

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#14 Posted by LZ71 (10524 posts) -

CE

Bow down.

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#15 Posted by Shad0ki11 (12576 posts) -

Bruce Lee is the only correct answer.

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#16 Posted by Hot-Tamale (2052 posts) -

Huckabee didn't beat Obama, so Chuck Norris won't beat Bruce Lee. Bad analogy I know :P.

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#17 Posted by tbone29 (5552 posts) -
The difference between Bruce Lee jokes and Chuck Norris jokes is that Bruce Lee jokes are true facts ;) Bruce's striking speed from 3 feet away was five hundredths of a second. Bruce could throw grains of rice up into the air and then catch them in mid-flight using chopsticks. Bruce did press ups using only 2 fingers. Bruce could thrust his fingers through unopened cans of Coca-Cola. (This was when soft drinks cans were made of steel much thicker than today's aluminium cans) Bruce was able to explode 100lb bags with a simple sidekick.
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#18 Posted by tbone29 (5552 posts) -
Not to mention Norris said of Lee: "Lee, pound for pound, might well have been one of the strongest men in the world, and certainly one of the quickest".
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#19 Posted by Omega_Zero69 (13667 posts) -
Bruce Lee would win in this battle
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#20 Posted by whatever995 (172 posts) -

Not to mention Norris said of Lee: "Lee, pound for pound, might well have been one of the strongest men in the world, and certainly one of the quickest".tbone29
Chuck was just being nice

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#21 Posted by Dman0017 (4640 posts) -
i could have sworn in one movie lee and norris fought. from what i remember lee destroyed chuck norris then killed him.
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#22 Posted by jJaAmMeEsS2184 (894 posts) -

The difference between Bruce Lee jokes and Chuck Norris jokes is that Bruce Lee jokes are true facts ;) Bruce's striking speed from 3 feet away was five hundredths of a second. Bruce could throw grains of rice up into the air and then catch them in mid-flight using chopsticks. Bruce did press ups using only 2 fingers. Bruce could thrust his fingers through unopened cans of Coca-Cola. (This was when soft drinks cans were made of steel much thicker than today's aluminium cans) Bruce was able to explode 100lb bags with a simple sidekick. tbone29

I can almost do some of them things

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#23 Posted by whatever995 (172 posts) -

The difference between Bruce Lee jokes and Chuck Norris jokes is that Bruce Lee jokes are true facts ;) Bruce's striking speed from 3 feet away was five hundredths of a second. Bruce could throw grains of rice up into the air and then catch them in mid-flight using chopsticks. Bruce did press ups using only 2 fingers. Bruce could thrust his fingers through unopened cans of Coca-Cola. (This was when soft drinks cans were made of steel much thicker than today's aluminium cans) Bruce was able to explode 100lb bags with a simple sidekick. tbone29
it might be true but its not as funny as chuck norris joke

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#24 Posted by tbone29 (5552 posts) -

[QUOTE="tbone29"]Not to mention Norris said of Lee: "Lee, pound for pound, might well have been one of the strongest men in the world, and certainly one of the quickest".whatever995

Chuck was just being nice

'Cause he didn't want Bruce Lee whoopin' his ass :P
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#25 Posted by whatever995 (172 posts) -

i could have sworn in one movie lee and norris fought. from what i remember lee destroyed chuck norris then killed him.Dman0017
it was a movie not a real fight the director just want the asian one to win

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#26 Posted by whatever995 (172 posts) -

[QUOTE="whatever995"]

[QUOTE="tbone29"]Not to mention Norris said of Lee: "Lee, pound for pound, might well have been one of the strongest men in the world, and certainly one of the quickest".tbone29

Chuck was just being nice

'Cause he didn't want Bruce Lee whoopin' his ass :P

no so that the media would know that his strong and a nice guy

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#27 Posted by Dman0017 (4640 posts) -

[QUOTE="Dman0017"]i could have sworn in one movie lee and norris fought. from what i remember lee destroyed chuck norris then killed him.whatever995

it was a movie not a real fight the director just want the asian one to win

i dont think so. chuck looked like he was really trying. this matters because he is not that great of an actor.

i also think the director wouldnt try to boss around either of these two

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#28 Posted by cell_dweller (19855 posts) -
We all know Jackie Chan does his own stunts for like every movie.....he gets my vote.
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#29 Posted by tbone29 (5552 posts) -

[QUOTE="whatever995"]

[QUOTE="Dman0017"]i could have sworn in one movie lee and norris fought. from what i remember lee destroyed chuck norris then killed him.Dman0017

it was a movie not a real fight the director just want the asian one to win

i dont think so. chuck looked like he was really trying. this matters because he is not that great of an actor.

i also think the director wouldnt try to boss around either of these two

It was Bruce Lee's movie lol...
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#30 Posted by Raiden004 (1605 posts) -

Chuck Norris would win!

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#31 Posted by coolkid93 (6732 posts) -
Jackie Chan.
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#32 Posted by whatever995 (172 posts) -

Chuck Norris would win!

Raiden004

i agree with u chuck norris ftw

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#33 Posted by Dman0017 (4640 posts) -
[QUOTE="Dman0017"]

[QUOTE="whatever995"]it was a movie not a real fight the director just want the asian one to win

tbone29

i dont think so. chuck looked like he was really trying. this matters because he is not that great of an actor.

i also think the director wouldnt try to boss around either of these two

It was Bruce Lee's movie lol...

that would be the one i was talking about, nicely done
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#34 Posted by th3warr1or (20640 posts) -
[QUOTE="tbone29"]The difference between Bruce Lee jokes and Chuck Norris jokes is that Bruce Lee jokes are true facts ;) Bruce's striking speed from 3 feet away was five hundredths of a second. Bruce could throw grains of rice up into the air and then catch them in mid-flight using chopsticks. Bruce did press ups using only 2 fingers. Bruce could thrust his fingers through unopened cans of Coca-Cola. (This was when soft drinks cans were made of steel much thicker than today's aluminium cans) Bruce was able to explode 100lb bags with a simple sidekick.

This speaks the truth.
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#35 Posted by BATTOSAI76 (4084 posts) -

Bruce Lee>Chuck Norris>Jakie Chan. Sorry Jackie, your really just an actor.:P

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#36 Posted by Big_Bad_Sad (18243 posts) -
Bruce Lee. You shouldnt even have to ask.
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#37 Posted by MissLibrarian (9589 posts) -

I voted for Jackie because I love him. :oops:

The answer is Bruce though, I should think.

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#38 Posted by shoot-first (9788 posts) -

Everyone knows Bruce Lee will win.